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Old 30-06-2016, 18:24
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Good evening.


In yer dreams mister! Any more of yer lip & you'll be getting yer P45!
Why would I have a dog & bark myself, that's why I employ staff! Stooooopid eejit!
Well said SR. Tell Sleeps to sling his hook.

You can rely on me and my employment agency contacts in your hour of need (fee payable).

A stella please and whatever Chin is having.
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Old 30-06-2016, 20:25
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Ooooo ta very muchly Eddy *clunk* *clunk*
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Old 30-06-2016, 22:18
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Well said SR. Tell Sleeps to sling his hook.
Listen u mark 2 toad, .......... you'll never fill my soaks never mind my boots , fella !!

Night all
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Old 30-06-2016, 22:29
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Night Sleeps, Eddy and all
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Old 01-07-2016, 05:28
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*opens pub* Morning all
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Old 01-07-2016, 05:33
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*Settles bill*

I refuse to allow you to spoil this lovely sunny day with your unreasonableness and inability to control your temper.

A jug of Pimms please, I'm in the Pub garden. And hurry up.
*mutters* Bloomin' eejit! ROLLEYES
You can give me my p45 anytime you like, * rolleyes * ....... we'll see how yeah get on nxt week when I'm on holiday, You'll have Eddy the spook knocking yer door down trying tae fill my boot * rolleyes twice * & I cant see chinnie knocking his pan in every night while hes been fed by the spook, can you ????? * rolleyes thrice *
*ignores Joe's ranting* ROLLEYES
Good evening.



Well said SR. Tell Sleeps to sling his hook.

You can rely on me and my employment agency contacts in your hour of need (fee payable).

A stella please and whatever Chin is having.
You can keep yer beak out of pub business!
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Old 01-07-2016, 05:53
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*ignores Joe's ranting*
at yer pearl

Morning Sr, & all
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Old 01-07-2016, 06:13
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at yer pearl

Morning Sr, & all
Morning Joe........I don't like pearls, never wear them. *clunk*

White Rabbits, White Rabbits, White Rabbits.
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Old 01-07-2016, 06:15
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White rabbits and morning peeps
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Old 01-07-2016, 06:31
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White rabbits and morning peeps
Morning chinster *clunk*
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Old 01-07-2016, 07:38
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Bye peeps. Have a good day.
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Old 01-07-2016, 07:47
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Morning all peeps, white rabbits! I never wear pearls either, don't own any. My mother used to say "Pearls bring tears"

Tea and cornflakes please. Not together Milk for the cornflakes! Ta very much.
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Old 01-07-2016, 07:47
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Hi and bye chins......morning to the rest




Tea and toast plez.....ta
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Old 01-07-2016, 07:54
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Moaning hoots....why do some threads get invisposts and others not?
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Old 01-07-2016, 12:58
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Moaning hoots

....why do some threads get invisposts and others not?



Who said that ?

* looks a round thread *
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Old 01-07-2016, 15:13
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Afternoon all
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Old 01-07-2016, 15:16
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Bye peeps. Have a good day.
Byeeeeee, you have a good one too.
Morning all peeps, white rabbits! I never wear pearls either, don't own any. My mother used to say "Pearls bring tears"

Tea and cornflakes please. Not together Milk for the cornflakes! Ta very much.
Yup, that's what I've heard too.

*tuts* you need to be more adventurous! *clatter clunk*
Hi and bye chins......morning to the rest




Tea and toast plez.....ta
You still have an outstanding bill to pay.......I'll let you pay it by (reasonable) instalments.
*clunk clatter*
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Old 01-07-2016, 15:20
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Good afternoon you lot.

Very showery and gloomy morning but never mind! We have lots of gorgeous sunshine and 20c this afternoon. Beautiful.

A jug of Pimms please, served in the Pub garden. Now, please don't take offence but can you not keep me waiting. In other words, hurry up.
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Old 01-07-2016, 15:30
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Afternoon Sr, * Clunk *

Good afternoon you lot.
Very showery and gloomy morning but never mind! We have lots of gorgeous sunshine and 20c this afternoon. Beautiful.
A jug of Pimms please, served in the Pub garden. Now, please don't take offence but can you not keep me waiting. In other words, hurry up.
Is this fast enough Edu ?

* oopppssss spills pimms over edu's fat heed * sowy edu, never seen that cat .............. * Sniggers *
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Old 01-07-2016, 15:35
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Good afternoon you lot.

Very showery and gloomy morning but never mind! We have lots of gorgeous sunshine and 20c this afternoon. Beautiful.

A jug of Pimms please, served in the Pub garden. Now, please don't take offence but can you not keep me waiting. In other words, hurry up.
Afternoon Eddy
Been some really heavy showers here today & it's quite Winnie the Pooh & the Blustery Day!

*yells* yer Pimms is on the bar, come & get it yerself. Do you think yer on yer father's yacht! *slam*
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Old 01-07-2016, 19:26
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Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters*
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Old 01-07-2016, 19:26
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Good evening everyone.

Afternoon Eddy
Been some really heavy showers here today & it's quite Winnie the Pooh & the Blustery Day!

*yells* yer Pimms is on the bar, come & get it yerself. Do you think yer on yer father's yacht! *slam*
Not exacrly good customer service.

You need to improve or you will be left with nothing but weirdos visiting the Pub.

Do you trust me? Let me sign you up for some customer care trainng. (Arrangement fee and all course fees to be paid to me in advance No refunds whatsoever.)
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Old 01-07-2016, 19:27
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Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters*
Hi there.

Thanks and whatever you are having.
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Old 01-07-2016, 19:29
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Hi there.

Thanks and whatever you are having.
Ta very muchly Eddy *clunks*
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Old 01-07-2016, 19:30
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*yells* yer Pimms is on the bar, come & get it yerself. Do you think yer on yer father's yacht! *slam*
Thats wot you fink,

I see yer BB has hit the skids again, & will finish @ the end of the month, only lastin' 7 weeks ........... I'll bet Emma doesn't say a word about it tonight ?? * rolleyes *

Evening Chinnie, Edu & all .......... * McClunk *

Edit 5 posts missing, never seen your & eddys posts ......... its getting bloody worse on DS
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