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The Pub (Part 48)
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chinchin
03-07-2016
Morning late arrivals *clunks* *clatters*

I served your red plonk yesterday twassock!
twassington
03-07-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning late arrivals *clunks* *clatters*

I served your red plonk yesterday twassock! ”

Must have been an invisipost, chins
The_Sleeper
03-07-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning late arrivals *clunks* *clatters*

I served your red plonk yesterday twassock! ”

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-36694125

Some people have no shame !

Morning all
Scots rool
03-07-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“MEH! The service in here is appalling Liver indeed

*slurp*”


Och stop yer whining, you could have used the vending machines, but oh no you just like to whine! Yer like a Christmas card - yer aye greetin'!

Afternoon all.
EddyBee
03-07-2016
Good afternoon.

A G&T please with a sealed packet of roasted nuts. I'm in the snug watching Wimbledon, perhaps I can be served in there.

Schedule another G&T for about 15 minutes time with a Stella in half an hours time and then every half hour until 4.30pm when I'll take tea. Any fresh cream cakes? I'll take 2 please. Thank you.
Scots rool
03-07-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good afternoon.

A G&T please with a sealed packet of roasted nuts. I'm in the snug watching Wimbledon, perhaps I can be served in there.

Schedule another G&T for about 15 minutes time with a Stella in half an hours time and then every half hour until 4.30pm when I'll take tea. Any fresh cream cakes? I'll take 2 please. Thank you. ”

Afternoon Eddy.

*marches into snug* everyone out, the snug is being fumigated again! *sprays substance all over the snug, furnishings & any customers unlucky enough to still be there*

Yer order is on the bar *slam clatter*
twassington
03-07-2016
Evening all peeps................*cough, splutter*.......what's that awful smell coming from the snug?

Lager top with a slice of lime please. Done a vast amount of gardening and tis thirsty work!
chinchin
03-07-2016
Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters*
twassington
03-07-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters*”

Ta chinificent. I am muchly obliged
hooter
03-07-2016
evening folks

green tea plez...ta
The_Sleeper
03-07-2016
Evening Twass, Chin, hootS, & all

* Clunk x3 *
hooter
03-07-2016
thought you`d gorn on holibob Sleeps?
The_Sleeper
03-07-2016
Originally Posted by hooter:
“thought you`d gorn on holibob Sleeps?”

Fly south on thurs, Then you'll see Eddy trying tae phil my boots fer the week !
hooter
03-07-2016
..well, he can try, but doubt he`ll succeed

cheese sarnie plez
twassington
03-07-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Evening Twass, Chin, hootS, & all

* Clunk x3 *”

Ta Sleeps. We're all wise to Eddy's shenanigans by now
EddyBee
03-07-2016
Good evening everyone.

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Fly south on thurs, Then you'll see Eddy trying tae phil my boots fer the week ! ”

I could never take your place. You are an excellent bar personage, one of a kind, always efficient, honest, caring, hard working, cheerful, socialble and so on and so forth and blah, blah, blah, blah.

By the way, SR said that you can hand over your Pub keys to me as she wants me to open up during your absence. Just leave them by the till.

Have a great holiday in the West country.
chinchin
03-07-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ta chinificent. I am muchly obliged ”

meh nobody ever tips me!

Originally Posted by hooter:
“evening folks

green tea plez...ta”

This ain't a bliddy cafe!

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Evening Twass, Chin, hootS, & all

* Clunk x3 *”

Evening Sleeps and ta very muchly. Hope you have a good holibob!

Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening everyone.



I could never take your place. You are an excellent bar personage, one of a kind, always efficient, honest, caring, hard working, cheerful, socialble and so on and so forth and blah, blah, blah, blah.

By the way, SR said that you can hand over your Pub keys to me as she wants me to open up during your absence. Just leave them by the till.

Have a great holiday in the West country. ”

Evening Eddy
twassington
03-07-2016
*leaves small tip for chinnock*
chinchin
03-07-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*leaves small tip for chinnock*”

Yer barred!
Scots rool
04-07-2016
*opens pub* Morning all
Scots rool
04-07-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Evening all peeps................*cough, splutter*.......what's that awful smell coming from the snug?

Lager top with a slice of lime please. Done a vast amount of gardening and tis thirsty work!”

'Tis only Eddy & the snug fumigating.
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Fly south on thurs, Then you'll see Eddy trying tae phil my boots fer the week ! ”

& failing!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening everyone.



I could never take your place. You are an excellent bar personage, one of a kind, always efficient, honest, caring, hard working, cheerful, socialble and so on and so forth and blah, blah, blah, blah.

By the way, SR said that you can hand over your Pub keys to me as she wants me to open up during your absence. Just leave them by the till.

Have a great holiday in the West country. ”

In yer dreams mister!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“meh nobody ever tips me!

”

...............
*whispers* there's a horse running at Epsom...........
The_Sleeper
04-07-2016
Morning Sr, & all
Scots rool
04-07-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Morning Sr, & all ”

Morning Joe *clunk*
chinchin
04-07-2016
Morning Sr and Sleeps
Scots rool
04-07-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning Sr and Sleeps ”

Morning chinnypin *clunk*
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