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Old 04-07-2016, 18:41
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Afternoon peeps *clunks* *clatters*
Ta muchly chins!

Oh farage has resigned again? *Yawn Smiley*
Meh......he will probably want to come back again in a couple of weeks... *rolleyes*
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Old 04-07-2016, 18:46
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Huh!!! Why do you think SR told you to give me your keys before your hols?
That will never happen ( MUG )

Anyway, enough chat. I have to get ready for Emmerdale.
Your farm show wont be going on in here, trust me ( Ya MUG )

Chin, fancy something to eat?
only food made in the pub, can be eaten in here, & chinnie knows that, he'll be getting his p45 otherwise (Pair a MUGS )
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Old 04-07-2016, 18:54
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Evening peeps Tish 'n' fips ta!
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Old 04-07-2016, 18:58
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Evening peeps Tish 'n' fips ta!
Hi there Chin.

Fish, chips, scampi, mushy peas, savaloys and pickles. Tuck in now that it's fresh and hot. Enjoy.

*Fires several tranquiliser darts at Sleeps.*


Save the leftovers for Gorbals. That way we can avoid plateage.
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Old 04-07-2016, 19:00
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Evening peeps Tish 'n' fips ta!
I answered yer post over the page, & thats all you can say.......... well you can go & get stuffed !!! >:

hope yer sacked in the morning
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Old 04-07-2016, 19:02
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Hi there Chin.

Fish, chips, scampi, mushy peas, savaloys and pickles. Tuck in now that it's fresh and hot. Enjoy.

*Fires several tranquilliser darts at Sleeps.*
you'll be eating that tho straw fella ............ hope you've got a food blender, cos you'll need it !!
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Old 04-07-2016, 19:05
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evening all


what are all these chips doing scattered on the floor?
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Old 04-07-2016, 19:07
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Hi there Chin.

Fish, chips, scampi, mushy peas, savaloys and pickles. Tuck in now that it's fresh and hot. Enjoy.

*Fires several tranquiliser darts at Sleeps.*


Save the leftovers for Gorbals. That way we can avoid plateage.
Well done Eddy.

I answered yer post over the page, & thats all you can say.......... well you can go & get stuffed !!! >:

hope yer sacked in the morning
Calm down, calm down. There were so many posts I deliberately did a fairly general reply. Who's peed on your cornflakes?

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Old 04-07-2016, 19:08
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what are all these chips doing scattered on the floor?
I think there may have been fisticuffs hoots.
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Old 04-07-2016, 19:08
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what are all these chips doing scattered on the floor?
Someone peed on Sleep's cornflakes so he had a strop. He seems to be calming down now since Eddy fired the tranquilisers at him.
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Old 04-07-2016, 19:09
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Hi there Chin.

Fish, chips, scampi, mushy peas, savaloys and pickles. Tuck in now that it's fresh and hot. Enjoy.

*Fires several tranquiliser darts at Sleeps.*


Save the leftovers for Gorbals. That way we can avoid plateage.
Ta very muchly Eddy and Evening invisitwassock
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Old 04-07-2016, 19:11
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what are all these chips doing scattered on the floor?
They're for gorbals to enjoy. That way I don't have to pay SR's various plateage and service charges. She's so nice.
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Old 04-07-2016, 19:15
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Well done Eddy.


Calm down, calm down. There were so many posts I deliberately did a fairly general reply. Who's peed on your cornflakes?
your the one that had the sad face, cos no one spoke tae yeah, then you just blank my reply

BTW I dont like cornflakes,I'm a Frosties man & always will be !
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Old 04-07-2016, 19:15
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Someone peed on Sleep's cornflakes so he had a strop. He seems to be calming down now since Eddy fired the tranquilisers at him.
Was it the same person that pees in the pub plant pot? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Ta very muchly Eddy and Evening invisitwassock
What ho invisichinstrap!
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Old 04-07-2016, 19:22
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your the one that had the sad face, cos no one spoke tae yeah, then you just blank my reply

BTW I dont like cornflakes,I'm a Frosties man & always will be !
It wasn't deliberate Sleeps. Lighten up I took on board what you said about Eddy.
In any case the evening all was directed at ALL in the Pub.
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Old 04-07-2016, 19:25
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*Locks self in the Snug with Eddy for rescued fish supper and Emmerdale* :b
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Old 04-07-2016, 19:32
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*Locks self in the Snug with Eddy for rescued fish supper and Emmerdale* :b
yer getting sacked in the morning, sacked in the morning,yer getting sacked in the morning,..........

. its a song from the Terrace Chants at footie grounds, not that you or the plastic spurs fan would know that * rolleyes *
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Old 05-07-2016, 05:44
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*opens pub* Morning all

Going out this morning for a graduation ceremony & then on for posh nosh HERE
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Old 05-07-2016, 05:52
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Morning Sr, & all

You'll need yer knicker money & some more fer that place !
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Old 05-07-2016, 06:04
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Morning Sr, & all

You'll need yer knicker money & some more fer that place !
Morning Joe........I'm not paying for it.
Actually it's probably wasted on me, I'm not a 'foodie' & if I'm honest it's a tad pretentious to me. However I'm never one to look a gift horse in the mouth.
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Old 05-07-2016, 06:58
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Morning peeps (including Sleeps)
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Old 05-07-2016, 07:23
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Morning all peepsicles including Sleepsicles

Cor, that looks well posh SR. You'll have to scrub up a bit for in there. No leggings

Pot of tea for one and two buttered crumpets please!
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Old 05-07-2016, 07:43
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Morning peeps (including Sleeps)
Morning chinny *clunk*
Morning all peepsicles including Sleepsicles

Cor, that looks well posh SR. You'll have to scrub up a bit for in there. No leggings

Pot of tea for one and two buttered crumpets please!
Morning twass. *clunk clatter*


*goes off to change out of outfit of leggings & oversized t-shirt*...........ZOOOOOOOOOM!









































































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Old 05-07-2016, 08:06
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Morning chinny *clunk*

Morning twass. *clunk clatter*


*goes off to change out of outfit of leggings & oversized t-shirt*...........ZOOOOOOOOOM!

Aye, the "uniform" won't cut it today, missy!

The older I get the less I do smarts. Ever. Even when necessary.
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Old 05-07-2016, 12:31
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Aye, the "uniform" won't cut it today, missy!

The older I get the less I do smarts. Ever. Even when necessary.
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