Have a nice day all and hi Noel *clunks*

I can assure you I am not your mum. None of my kids would dream of liking Noel Edmonds


Thanks chinnock, a midday clunk is always a bonus *sluuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrp*

I wonder if SR is nibbling delicately on a lobster claw in a jus of pickled pomegranates. I just had half a pork pie and salad

Afternoon all

You kept that quite Twass, was his dad a yank ?

Whose dad??

Afternoon all peeps! Going to be a lovely evening. Glass of Pimms please, I think I will sit in the pub garden. At least that fussy twonk Eddy isn't here yet

Blobbys mate ? * rolleyes *


Its only a matter of time tho, I'll keep him in the car park & let the rest of the punters enjoy there evening, instead of him & chin stinking the pub wiv Chinese or Indian grub

Maybe SR should get them a shed where they can eat their takeaways and put it in the car park. Two old barrels for chairs....sorted!

Good evening.

Gorgeous day, gorgeous evening. Sun shining brightly, 19c outside.

Stella please in the snug. Not wishing to cause offence, but can I be served swiftly.

*Grabs all remotes. Leaves out decoy remotes for Sleeps.'

Good evening peeps and Indian please Eddy.

Hi there Chin.

Indian take away will be delivered in 10 minutes. Just right for a night with 2 Emmerdales.

Indeed Eddy. Indeed!

Delicious ... tuck in, there's plenty, enough to have leftovers for Gorbals to enjoy later.

evening all

chish and fips plez..plus a nice cuppa...ta

Good evening.

It's an Indian take away tonight. Do join us, there's plenty.

Why would hoots want tae eat out in the car park ? * Weirdo Alert *

Thinking I'll go for spag bol tonight.

Beautiful evening, best we've had in weeks.

I see that Nigel Farage has resigned as leader of UKIP I know he was a decisive figure but I liked him and I thought he talked a lot of sense. A man of the people.

All the best to everyone here and have a good evening.

thought you`d gorn on holibob?

I`ll eat me chips in the car....tis chilly out there anyways

Evening CW, Spag bol it is

you'll hear him on LBC on Sunday from wot I've read on the thread ! ( Sorted )

yer burning the canddle both ends the now I'm seeing you up at silly hours, on the BB freds ??

I told you I fly south on thurday !

couldn`t sleep....BB is utter rubbish, and totally scripted. Best thing about it is the forum, there aint half some wits on there
ooh, yus, I remember..you said thursday
are you testing yer wings to make sure you`ve got the stamina to complete the trip?

Cor, that's a long way for Sleeps to flap

Evening Chief Wiggum, nice to see you. Can't say I share your opinion of Mr F but we're all different

Evening later arrivals *clunks* *clatters*

I lurve short trips on the plane, just over an hour .......... job done !

Ta muchly old bean. Chin chin!

better than driving there from Scotia...blooming terrible long tedious journey


taking any salmon with you?

No fish, but plenty of square sausage tattie scones & fruit pudding, tae last us all week, a full Scottish every morning, yeah canna whack it !