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Hi there twassington.
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Morning all parpsicles, tennis fans, Saltire wavers, etc etc. Large pot of tea please and a slice of clootie dumpling.
![]() I'm not a tennis fan myself but yeah, come on whateveryourface. ![]() ![]() Unless you've been living in a cave all of your life, you must have heard of Andy Murray! ![]() |
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Ta muchly SR.....*sips tea and nibbles clootie* Oooh, very nice!
I've heard of him via the many comedy shows that make fun of his voice - all on one note LOL I never watch tennis. Or any sport whatsoever to be honest.
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Morning Edwardo. Not much sun about today by all accounts......have you tried the clootie dumpling?
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Well, you should open the Pub on time and then you would have happy customers. ![]() *Pours McDonalds milkshake over SR's big head* ![]() You had best wash that off before it sets.
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Ta muchly SR.....*sips tea and nibbles clootie* Oooh, very nice!
I've heard of him via the many comedy shows that make fun of his voice - all on one note LOL I never watch tennis. Or any sport whatsoever to be honest.Quote:
I don't like the sound of that. Is it on the McDonalds breakkie menu?
![]() Well, you should open the Pub on time and then you would have happy customers. ![]() *Pours McDonalds milkshake over SR's big head* ![]() You had best wash that off before it sets. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() *drags Eddy off to the gents & flushes his fat head down the loo* ![]() The day you're happy in here there will be a blue moon.
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*tuts loudly*
![]() ![]() ![]() *drags Eddy off to the gents & flushes his fat head down the loo* ![]() The day you're happy in here there will be a blue moon. ![]() ![]()
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How comes there was no free bar yesterday for World Gin Day???
![]() This Pub's standards are slipping but it's not too late to celebrate all the joy's of our patron's favourite bevvy.
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Won't that cause a blockage??
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How comes there was no free bar yesterday for World Gin Day???
![]() This Pub's standards are slipping but it's not too late to celebrate all the joy's of our patron's favourite bevvy. ![]() ![]() Afternoon all.
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*opens marquee with tables laden with cucumber & various other sandwiches, strawberries & cream, jugs of Pimms & lots of other goodies*
You need to support Andy Murray to participate. Another Scot has just won the final in the wheelchair match. He also won the doubles yesterday. Well done Gordon Reid! The prize was a rubbish 25k, with the runner up receiving a scabby wee medal! ![]() HERE....... Andy next!
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HM.1#Ryan..........................................Eddy HM.2#Emma.....REMOVED................Davor.....................Told to sling her hook HM.3#Andy...........................................twass HM.4#Laura..........................................Sr HM.5#Alex............................................Eug HM.6#Lateysha....................................Chin HM.7#Evelyn........................................Sleeps HM.8#Sam............................................Parton HM.9#Georgina..................................kate......................Gorn off scowling into the sunset. Looking to ban all placentas HM10#Jason.........................................hooter HM11#Jackson......................................omg HM12#Chelsea.....................................Gorbals HM13#Jayne.........................................halo Joe HM14#Natalie.....................................daddy....................Gorn off to attend anger management classes HM15#Hughie.......................................Flora HM16#Charlie.....................................bob.......................Gorn off to prepare for the starring role of the next Nemo |
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Good afternoon. ![]() Quote:
*opens marquee with tables laden with cucumber & various other sandwiches, strawberries & cream, jugs of Pimms & lots of other goodies*
You need to support Andy Murray to participate. Another Scot has just won the final in the wheelchair match. He also won the doubles yesterday. Well done Gordon Reid! The prize was a rubbish 25k, with the runner up receiving a scabby wee medal! ![]() HERE....... Andy next! ![]() ![]() Is everything free or will I have to pay?
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Good afternoon.
![]() Well done to Gordon. As for Andy, he always has my support. ![]() Is everything free or will I have to pay? ![]() ![]() I'm not running a charidee. |
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invisible cumbercue sarnie and a cuppa plez...
not watching no tennis...watchin Tour de France instead......
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*opens marquee with tables laden with cucumber & various other sandwiches, strawberries & cream, jugs of Pimms & lots of other goodies*
You need to support Andy Murray to participate. Another Scot has just won the final in the wheelchair match. He also won the doubles yesterday. Well done Gordon Reid! The prize was a rubbish 25k, with the runner up receiving a scabby wee medal! ![]() HERE....... Andy next! ![]() Gordon lives quite near, woke up one day and his legs felt wrong. A few months later he was paralysed. Great achievement winning the doubles & singles titles @ Wimbledon A determined fella. 👍 |
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Not being a tennis fan I guess that excludes me from the free marquee
![]() Two lime and sodas to go, please! |
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invisible cumbercue sarnie and a cuppa plez...
not watching no tennis...watchin Tour de France instead...... ![]() ![]() ![]() Quote:
Gordon lives quite near, woke up one day and his legs felt wrong. A few months later he was paralysed.
Great achievement winning the doubles & singles titles @ Wimbledon A determined fella. 👍 Quote:
Not being a tennis fan I guess that excludes me from the free marquee
![]() Two lime and sodas to go, please! ![]()
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Congraulations to Andy. Really enjoyed my Sunday afternoon. ![]() Quote:
![]() ![]() Yes indeed! He was 10/11 when he was suddenly paralysed, he's done really well, good for him. Must have taken real guts. . Och seeing as Andy won, the marquee is open to all! Champagne all round. *pop pop splosh splosh fizz fizz pop pop* ![]() ![]() Any brandy?
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slurps champagne...well done Andy
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*opens pub* Morning all
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Congraulations to Andy. Really enjoyed my Sunday afternoon.
![]() You're a star. Any brandy? ![]() ![]() ![]() Never satisfied......ungrateful toerag! |
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Good morning.
![]() A bright, sunny morning here, 16c, light showers forecast for later. ![]() Tea please.
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Good morning.
![]() A bright, sunny morning here, 16c, light showers forecast for later. ![]() Tea please. ![]() ![]() Smirry rain here, still really muggy! ![]() *clunk* |
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Morning Eddy
![]() Smirry rain here, still really muggy! ![]() *clunk*
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Morning all,........tea and toast plez. Can I have a boiled egg with that?
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Morning. Who is ready to go back to the EU? I have some inside information.
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