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Old 10-07-2016, 08:43
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Hi there twassington.
Morning Edwardo. Not much sun about today by all accounts......have you tried the clootie dumpling?
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Old 10-07-2016, 08:47
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Morning all parpsicles, tennis fans, Saltire wavers, etc etc. Large pot of tea please and a slice of clootie dumpling.

I'm not a tennis fan myself but yeah, come on whateveryourface.
Morning twass *clunk clatter*

Unless you've been living in a cave all of your life, you must have heard of Andy Murray!
Hi there twassington.
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Old 10-07-2016, 09:03
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Ta muchly SR.....*sips tea and nibbles clootie* Oooh, very nice!

I've heard of him via the many comedy shows that make fun of his voice - all on one note LOL I never watch tennis. Or any sport whatsoever to be honest.
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Old 10-07-2016, 09:03
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Morning Edwardo. Not much sun about today by all accounts......have you tried the clootie dumpling?
I don't like the sound of that. Is it on the McDonalds breakkie menu?

Well, you should open the Pub on time and then you would have happy customers.

*Pours McDonalds milkshake over SR's big head*

You had best wash that off before it sets.
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Old 10-07-2016, 10:13
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Ta muchly SR.....*sips tea and nibbles clootie* Oooh, very nice!

I've heard of him via the many comedy shows that make fun of his voice - all on one note LOL I never watch tennis. Or any sport whatsoever to be honest.
*tuts loudly*
I don't like the sound of that. Is it on the McDonalds breakkie menu?



Well, you should open the Pub on time and then you would have happy customers.

*Pours McDonalds milkshake over SR's big head*

You had best wash that off before it sets.

*drags Eddy off to the gents & flushes his fat head down the loo*

The day you're happy in here there will be a blue moon.
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Old 10-07-2016, 11:19
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*tuts loudly*


*drags Eddy off to the gents & flushes his fat head down the loo*

The day you're happy in here there will be a blue moon.
Won't that cause a blockage??
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Old 10-07-2016, 11:28
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How comes there was no free bar yesterday for World Gin Day???

This Pub's standards are slipping but it's not too late to celebrate all the joy's of our patron's favourite bevvy.
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Old 10-07-2016, 13:13
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Won't that cause a blockage??
Nah I held on to his short fat hairy wee legs.
How comes there was no free bar yesterday for World Gin Day???

This Pub's standards are slipping but it's not too late to celebrate all the joy's of our patron's favourite bevvy.
If you had your way it would be a free bar every day! You have no business sense at all!

Afternoon all.
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Old 10-07-2016, 13:20
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*opens marquee with tables laden with cucumber & various other sandwiches, strawberries & cream, jugs of Pimms & lots of other goodies*

You need to support Andy Murray to participate. Another Scot has just won the final in the wheelchair match. He also won the doubles yesterday. Well done Gordon Reid!
The prize was a rubbish 25k, with the runner up receiving a scabby wee medal!

HERE....... Andy next!
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Old 10-07-2016, 13:40
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BB SWEEPSTAKE


HM.1#Ryan..........................................Eddy
HM.2#Emma.....REMOVED................Davor.....................Told to sling her hook
HM.3#Andy...........................................twass
HM.4#Laura..........................................Sr
HM.5#Alex............................................Eug
HM.6#Lateysha....................................Chin
HM.7#Evelyn........................................Sleeps
HM.8#Sam............................................Parton
HM.9#Georgina..................................kate......................Gorn off scowling into the sunset. Looking to ban all placentas
HM10#Jason.........................................hooter
HM11#Jackson......................................omg
HM12#Chelsea.....................................Gorbals
HM13#Jayne.........................................halo Joe
HM14#Natalie.....................................daddy....................Gorn off to attend anger management classes
HM15#Hughie.......................................Flora
HM16#Charlie.....................................bob.......................Gorn off to prepare for the starring role of the next Nemo
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Old 10-07-2016, 13:41
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Good afternoon.

*opens marquee with tables laden with cucumber & various other sandwiches, strawberries & cream, jugs of Pimms & lots of other goodies*

You need to support Andy Murray to participate. Another Scot has just won the final in the wheelchair match. He also won the doubles yesterday. Well done Gordon Reid!
The prize was a rubbish 25k, with the runner up receiving a scabby wee medal!

HERE....... Andy next!
Well done to Gordon. As for Andy, he always has my support.

Is everything free or will I have to pay?
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Old 10-07-2016, 13:49
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Good afternoon.



Well done to Gordon. As for Andy, he always has my support.

Is everything free or will I have to pay?
The fare in the marquee is free............anything from the bar will be charged! So don't even think about ordering expensive brandy/champagne etc., & expect it to be free! Once the goodies have finished in the marquee there will be no more!

I'm not running a charidee.
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Old 10-07-2016, 14:25
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invisible cumbercue sarnie and a cuppa plez...

not watching no tennis...watchin Tour de France instead......
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Old 10-07-2016, 14:30
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*opens marquee with tables laden with cucumber & various other sandwiches, strawberries & cream, jugs of Pimms & lots of other goodies*

You need to support Andy Murray to participate. Another Scot has just won the final in the wheelchair match. He also won the doubles yesterday. Well done Gordon Reid!
The prize was a rubbish 25k, with the runner up receiving a scabby wee medal!

HERE....... Andy next!

Gordon lives quite near, woke up one day and his legs felt wrong. A few months later he was paralysed.
Great achievement winning the doubles & singles titles @ Wimbledon
A determined fella. 👍
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Old 10-07-2016, 15:40
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Not being a tennis fan I guess that excludes me from the free marquee

Two lime and sodas to go, please!
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Old 10-07-2016, 17:17
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invisible cumbercue sarnie and a cuppa plez...

not watching no tennis...watchin Tour de France instead......

Gordon lives quite near, woke up one day and his legs felt wrong. A few months later he was paralysed.
Great achievement winning the doubles & singles titles @ Wimbledon
A determined fella. 👍
Yes indeed! He was 10/11 when he was suddenly paralysed, he's done really well, good for him. Must have taken real guts. .
Not being a tennis fan I guess that excludes me from the free marquee

Two lime and sodas to go, please!
Och seeing as Andy won, the marquee is open to all! Champagne all round. *pop pop splosh splosh fizz fizz pop pop*
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Old 10-07-2016, 19:00
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Congraulations to Andy. Really enjoyed my Sunday afternoon.



Yes indeed! He was 10/11 when he was suddenly paralysed, he's done really well, good for him. Must have taken real guts. .

Och seeing as Andy won, the marquee is open to all! Champagne all round. *pop pop splosh splosh fizz fizz pop pop*
You're a star. Any brandy?
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Old 10-07-2016, 19:09
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slurps champagne...well done Andy
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Old 11-07-2016, 05:45
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*opens pub* Morning all
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Old 11-07-2016, 05:55
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Congraulations to Andy. Really enjoyed my Sunday afternoon.



You're a star. Any brandy?

Never satisfied......ungrateful toerag!
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Old 11-07-2016, 06:35
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Good morning.

A bright, sunny morning here, 16c, light showers forecast for later.

Tea please.
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Old 11-07-2016, 06:36
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Good morning.

A bright, sunny morning here, 16c, light showers forecast for later.

Tea please.
Morning Eddy

Smirry rain here, still really muggy!

*clunk*
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Old 11-07-2016, 06:38
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Morning Eddy

Smirry rain here, still really muggy!

*clunk*
Hi there. Thanks.
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Old 11-07-2016, 08:14
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Morning all,........tea and toast plez. Can I have a boiled egg with that?
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Old 11-07-2016, 08:17
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Morning. Who is ready to go back to the EU? I have some inside information.
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