Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Hi there twassington.
”
“Hi there twassington.
”
Morning Edwardo. Not much sun about today by all accounts......have you tried the clootie dumpling?
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all parpsicles, tennis fans, Saltire wavers, etc etc. Large pot of tea please and a slice of clootie dumpling.
I'm not a tennis fan myself but yeah, come on whateveryourface.”
“Morning all parpsicles, tennis fans, Saltire wavers, etc etc. Large pot of tea please and a slice of clootie dumpling.
I'm not a tennis fan myself but yeah, come on whateveryourface.
”
Morning twass *clunk clatter*
Unless you've been living in a cave all of your life, you must have heard of Andy Murray!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Hi there twassington.”
“Hi there twassington.
”
Ta muchly SR.....*sips tea and nibbles clootie* Oooh, very nice!
I've heard of him via the many comedy shows that make fun of his voice - all on one note LOL I never watch tennis. Or any sport whatsoever to be honest.
I've heard of him via the many comedy shows that make fun of his voice - all on one note LOL
I never watch tennis. Or any sport whatsoever to be honest.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning Edwardo. Not much sun about today by all accounts......have you tried the clootie dumpling?”
“Morning Edwardo. Not much sun about today by all accounts......have you tried the clootie dumpling?
”
I don't like the sound of that. Is it on the McDonalds breakkie menu?
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
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Well, you should open the Pub on time and then you would have happy customers.
*Pours McDonalds milkshake over SR's big head*
You had best wash that off before it sets.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ta muchly SR.....*sips tea and nibbles clootie* Oooh, very nice!
I've heard of him via the many comedy shows that make fun of his voice - all on one note LOL I never watch tennis. Or any sport whatsoever to be honest.”
“Ta muchly SR.....*sips tea and nibbles clootie* Oooh, very nice!
I've heard of him via the many comedy shows that make fun of his voice - all on one note LOL
I never watch tennis. Or any sport whatsoever to be honest.”
*tuts loudly*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“I don't like the sound of that. Is it on the McDonalds breakkie menu?
Well, you should open the Pub on time and then you would have happy customers.
*Pours McDonalds milkshake over SR's big head*
You had best wash that off before it sets.”
“I don't like the sound of that. Is it on the McDonalds breakkie menu?
Well, you should open the Pub on time and then you would have happy customers.
*Pours McDonalds milkshake over SR's big head*
You had best wash that off before it sets.
”
*drags Eddy off to the gents & flushes his fat head down the loo*
The day you're happy in here there will be a blue moon.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*tuts loudly*
*drags Eddy off to the gents & flushes his fat head down the loo*
The day you're happy in here there will be a blue moon.”
“*tuts loudly*
*drags Eddy off to the gents & flushes his fat head down the loo*
The day you're happy in here there will be a blue moon.
”
Won't that cause a blockage??
How comes there was no free bar yesterday for World Gin Day???
This Pub's standards are slipping but it's not too late to celebrate all the joy's of our patron's favourite bevvy.
This Pub's standards are slipping but it's not too late to celebrate all the joy's of our patron's favourite bevvy.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Won't that cause a blockage??”
“Won't that cause a blockage??
”
Nah I held on to his short fat hairy wee legs.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“How comes there was no free bar yesterday for World Gin Day???
This Pub's standards are slipping but it's not too late to celebrate all the joy's of our patron's favourite bevvy.”
“How comes there was no free bar yesterday for World Gin Day???
This Pub's standards are slipping but it's not too late to celebrate all the joy's of our patron's favourite bevvy.
”
If you had your way it would be a free bar every day! You have no business sense at all!
Afternoon all.
*opens marquee with tables laden with cucumber & various other sandwiches, strawberries & cream, jugs of Pimms & lots of other goodies*
You need to support Andy Murray to participate. Another Scot has just won the final in the wheelchair match. He also won the doubles yesterday. Well done Gordon Reid!
The prize was a rubbish 25k, with the runner up receiving a scabby wee medal!
HERE....... Andy next!
You need to support Andy Murray to participate. Another Scot has just won the final in the wheelchair match. He also won the doubles yesterday. Well done Gordon Reid!
The prize was a rubbish 25k, with the runner up receiving a scabby wee medal!
HERE....... Andy next!
BB SWEEPSTAKE
HM.1#Ryan..........................................Eddy
HM.2#Emma.....REMOVED................Davor.....................Told to sling her hook
HM.3#Andy...........................................twass
HM.4#Laura..........................................Sr
HM.5#Alex............................................Eug
HM.6#Lateysha....................................Chin
HM.7#Evelyn........................................Sleeps
HM.8#Sam............................................Parton
HM.9#Georgina..................................kate......................Gorn off scowling into the sunset. Looking to ban all placentas
HM10#Jason.........................................hooter
HM11#Jackson......................................omg
HM12#Chelsea.....................................Gorbals
HM13#Jayne.........................................halo Joe
HM14#Natalie.....................................daddy....................Gorn off to attend anger management classes
HM15#Hughie.......................................Flora
HM16#Charlie.....................................bob.......................Gorn off to prepare for the starring role of the next Nemo
HM.1#Ryan..........................................Eddy
HM.2#Emma.....REMOVED................Davor.....................Told to sling her hook
HM.3#Andy...........................................twass
HM.4#Laura..........................................Sr
HM.5#Alex............................................Eug
HM.6#Lateysha....................................Chin
HM.7#Evelyn........................................Sleeps
HM.8#Sam............................................Parton
HM.9#Georgina..................................kate......................Gorn off scowling into the sunset. Looking to ban all placentas
HM10#Jason.........................................hooter
HM11#Jackson......................................omg
HM12#Chelsea.....................................Gorbals
HM13#Jayne.........................................halo Joe
HM14#Natalie.....................................daddy....................Gorn off to attend anger management classes
HM15#Hughie.......................................Flora
HM16#Charlie.....................................bob.......................Gorn off to prepare for the starring role of the next Nemo
Good afternoon.
Well done to Gordon. As for Andy, he always has my support.
Is everything free or will I have to pay?
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*opens marquee with tables laden with cucumber & various other sandwiches, strawberries & cream, jugs of Pimms & lots of other goodies*
You need to support Andy Murray to participate. Another Scot has just won the final in the wheelchair match. He also won the doubles yesterday. Well done Gordon Reid!
The prize was a rubbish 25k, with the runner up receiving a scabby wee medal!
HERE....... Andy next!”
“*opens marquee with tables laden with cucumber & various other sandwiches, strawberries & cream, jugs of Pimms & lots of other goodies*
You need to support Andy Murray to participate. Another Scot has just won the final in the wheelchair match. He also won the doubles yesterday. Well done Gordon Reid!
The prize was a rubbish 25k, with the runner up receiving a scabby wee medal!
HERE....... Andy next!
”
Well done to Gordon. As for Andy, he always has my support.
Is everything free
or will I have to pay?
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good afternoon.
Well done to Gordon. As for Andy, he always has my support.
Is everything free or will I have to pay? ”
“Good afternoon.
Well done to Gordon. As for Andy, he always has my support.
Is everything free
or will I have to pay? ”
The fare in the marquee is free............anything from the bar will be charged! So don't even think about ordering expensive brandy/champagne etc., & expect it to be free! Once the goodies have finished in the marquee there will be no more!
I'm not running a charidee.
invisible cumbercue sarnie and a cuppa plez...
not watching no tennis...watchin Tour de France instead......
not watching no tennis...watchin Tour de France instead......
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*opens marquee with tables laden with cucumber & various other sandwiches, strawberries & cream, jugs of Pimms & lots of other goodies*
You need to support Andy Murray to participate. Another Scot has just won the final in the wheelchair match. He also won the doubles yesterday. Well done Gordon Reid!
The prize was a rubbish 25k, with the runner up receiving a scabby wee medal!
HERE....... Andy next!”
“*opens marquee with tables laden with cucumber & various other sandwiches, strawberries & cream, jugs of Pimms & lots of other goodies*
You need to support Andy Murray to participate. Another Scot has just won the final in the wheelchair match. He also won the doubles yesterday. Well done Gordon Reid!
The prize was a rubbish 25k, with the runner up receiving a scabby wee medal!
HERE....... Andy next!
”
Gordon lives quite near, woke up one day and his legs felt wrong. A few months later he was paralysed.
Great achievement winning the doubles & singles titles @ Wimbledon
A determined fella. 👍
Not being a tennis fan I guess that excludes me from the free marquee 
Two lime and sodas to go, please!
Two lime and sodas to go, please!
Originally Posted by hooter:
“invisible cumbercue sarnie and a cuppa plez...
not watching no tennis...watchin Tour de France instead......”
“invisible cumbercue sarnie and a cuppa plez...
not watching no tennis...watchin Tour de France instead......
”
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Gordon lives quite near, woke up one day and his legs felt wrong. A few months later he was paralysed.
Great achievement winning the doubles & singles titles @ Wimbledon
A determined fella. 👍”
“Gordon lives quite near, woke up one day and his legs felt wrong. A few months later he was paralysed.
Great achievement winning the doubles & singles titles @ Wimbledon
A determined fella. 👍”
Yes indeed! He was 10/11 when he was suddenly paralysed, he's done really well, good for him. Must have taken real guts. .
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Not being a tennis fan I guess that excludes me from the free marquee
Two lime and sodas to go, please!”
“Not being a tennis fan I guess that excludes me from the free marquee
Two lime and sodas to go, please!”
Och seeing as Andy won, the marquee is open to all! Champagne all round. *pop pop splosh splosh fizz fizz pop pop*
Congraulations to Andy. Really enjoyed my Sunday afternoon.
You're a star. Any brandy?
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
Yes indeed! He was 10/11 when he was suddenly paralysed, he's done really well, good for him. Must have taken real guts. .
Och seeing as Andy won, the marquee is open to all! Champagne all round. *pop pop splosh splosh fizz fizz pop pop*”
“
Yes indeed! He was 10/11 when he was suddenly paralysed, he's done really well, good for him. Must have taken real guts. .
Och seeing as Andy won, the marquee is open to all! Champagne all round. *pop pop splosh splosh fizz fizz pop pop*
”
You're a star.
Any brandy?
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Congraulations to Andy. Really enjoyed my Sunday afternoon.
You're a star. Any brandy? ”
“Congraulations to Andy. Really enjoyed my Sunday afternoon.
You're a star.
Any brandy? ”
Never satisfied......ungrateful toerag!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning.
A bright, sunny morning here, 16c, light showers forecast for later.
Tea please.”
“Good morning.
A bright, sunny morning here, 16c, light showers forecast for later.
Tea please.
”
Morning Eddy
Smirry rain here, still really muggy!
*clunk*
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Morning Eddy
Smirry rain here, still really muggy!
*clunk*”
“Morning Eddy
Smirry rain here, still really muggy!
*clunk*”
Hi there. Thanks.
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