It's here, curry with all the sides and trimmings. Tuck in now that it's nice and hot and leave the leftovers out for Gorbals to enjoy in the morning.

Gorbals can pay SR's plateage.

Nice one Eddy! Good idea. I've borrowed two of Sr's comfy chairs from her private syuite along with her gian HD TV for the Snug! I'm sure she won't mind!

No, of course SR won't mind. She's a good sort when she's not on one of her ginfests.

I say, 3 cheers for SR, our hostess with the mostest.

Yes um 3 cheers from me too.

*opens pub* Morning all.

*sniffs the air* ..............*goes off to investigate*

Morning SR and a
Nice cuppa plez

Morning SR, hoots, and all pubster parpsicles. Smells a bit curryish in here

*checks door to gents is shut properly*

Large tea and two buttered crumpets please!

Morning hoots *clunk*

Morning twass.........funny that, eh!
*clunk clatter*

Thanls to your stupidity Gorbals has barfed all over the place, & you don't wanna know what has come out his other end!
*prepares hefty bill for damages & cleaning bill*


Is that right.......you get that stuff back into my suit & then you can deal with the mess Gorbals has made!




I'll be having several words with you later.............

Ta muchly SR. It feels like a crumpet morning here....much cooler and grey and wet

Morning peepsicles and parpringtons

Tis more like autumn here...


Hot choccie plez...ta

Good morning everyone.

A gorgeously sunny morning, though a little cold.

Tea please to go. Hurry up.

Morning hoots and Eddy *clunk* *clunk* Has Sr bin on the gin agin? *Rolleyes*

Hi there Chin.


I'm afraid so. I just found her collapsed in a heap by the urinals in the mens' toilets.I threw a blanket over her so best not disturb her. Let her sleep it off and let's hope no one has a little accident when using the facilities.

Indeed Eddy, indeed. It's a sorry state of affairs.

afternoon all


Nice bowl of soup plez......

Smells of chips in here:confused:

can I have a chip butty to go as well...ta Brown sauce with that plez ta

This ain't a bliddy cafe hoots! Yer 'avin a pint of Stella and a packet of Golden Wonder and be 'appy! *Rolleyes* *clunk* *rustle*

Can I have 2slices of buttered bread ,then I can make a crisp sarnie.....?


Can I have some brown sauce with that? Ta muchly

Afternoon all peeps!! A mug of builders and a mug of peppermint tea please.

We've had a hard day's shopping on the bus to Canterbury, which was heaving with tourists So nice to be away from the crowds!!

tourists is known as grockle`s in Dorset.....

sausage and chips plez and a mug of that builders tea wot twass is having....ta

They're Emmets in Cornwall.....ants!! Blooming nuisance blocking up the high street

David Cameron has just resigned, I repeat, Cameron has just resigned. Can't believe what's happening today. All the drama with the referendum last night, now all this in the morning.

My messages are taking a while to get through at the moment, hope it doesn't take this one too long to get through.

Hope you're having a happy June guys.

*opens pub* Morning all

Errrrrrrr you're 3 weeks late with that news! Have you been held hostage & have just been released?

Bloody hell, May has made a strange start.......Boris Johnston Foreign secretary. Unbelievable!