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Old 01-02-2016, 08:04
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How do you think we feel up here! You Englishers have it easy!

Morning twass........I wish they would stop with this ridiculous naming of bad weather.......they're gonna run out of names up here pretty damn soon!
*clunk clatter*

*punches & kicks twass*

*pinches and punches SR right back*

I think we might be getting 'Drizzle Doris' tomorrow.
Or Showery Samantha, or Breezy Bertha
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Old 01-02-2016, 08:15
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Frank Finlay passed also yesterday.
He was a brilliant actor.
I think we might be getting 'Drizzle Doris' tomorrow.
Or Furious Frank......Hailstone Henry.......
*pinches and punches SR right back*



Or Showery Samantha, or Breezy Bertha
Owwwww, why did you do that. Lunatic!
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Old 01-02-2016, 08:22
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Owwwww, why did you do that. Lunatic!
Cos it's a pinch and a punch for the first of the month of course, you gave me a punch and a kick for being so quick

I remember Frank Finlay, he was a fine actor
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Old 01-02-2016, 08:40
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Morning twassock and bye peeps. Have a great day!
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Old 01-02-2016, 08:47
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Cos it's a pinch and a punch for the first of the month of course, you gave me a punch and a kick for being so quick

I remember Frank Finlay, he was a fine actor
Grrrrrrrrr.
Morning twassock and bye peeps. Have a great day!

Grrrrrrrr.....go on then, sling yer hook, see if I care!
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Old 01-02-2016, 08:53
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Grrrrrrrrr.


Grrrrrrrr.....go on then, sling yer hook, see if I care!
Cheer up ya grumpasaurus
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Old 01-02-2016, 09:10
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*whacks twass over the head with a frozen haggis*
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Old 01-02-2016, 09:14
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*whacks twass over the head with a frozen haggis*
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
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Old 01-02-2016, 11:36
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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
Wrong fred, ya numpty !

Went out tae work this morning, Big mistake I lasted 2.5 hours getting battered fae pillar tae post with the wind

& from wot I've heard, the worst has still to come early this afternoon & lasting till tomorrow, so I'll not be going over the door just incase ........ Elf & safety wise you see !!
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Old 01-02-2016, 11:57
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I wouldn't leave the hoose Sleeps, I see you lot have winds up to 90mph forecast! It's just a tad breezy down here
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Old 01-02-2016, 12:06
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I'll be battening down the hatches, for the next 36 hours
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Old 01-02-2016, 12:13
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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
*tuts* stop being a baby.
Wrong fred, ya numpty !

Went out tae work this morning, Big mistake I lasted 2.5 hours getting battered fae pillar tae post with the wind

& from wot I've heard, the worst has still to come early this afternoon & lasting till tomorrow, so I'll not be going over the door just incase ........ Elf & safety wise you see !!
My bin was being blown about all over the street (bin emptying day) my neighbour has just brought both our bins in now.
I wouldn't leave the hoose Sleeps, I see you lot have winds up to 90mph forecast! It's just a tad breezy down here
It wouldn't be advisable to go out wearing a syrup today!
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Old 01-02-2016, 12:19
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*tuts* stop being a baby.

My bin was being blown about all over the street (bin emptying day) my neighbour has just brought both our bins in now.

It wouldn't be advisable to go out wearing a syrup today!
Poor, poor Chinnie !

Afternoon Sr, Twass, & all
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Old 01-02-2016, 12:22
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Poor, poor Chinnie !

Afternoon Sr, Twass, & all
Och he'll be fine, it's only a gentle breeze dahn sarf. ROLLEYES

Afternoon Joe
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Old 01-02-2016, 12:31
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Och he'll be fine, it's only a gentle breeze dahn sarf. ROLLEYES

Afternoon Joe
I hope you filled yer trolley with booze today, ( Asda ) we dont want your punters, tae drink us dry, cos chinnie & I will still be getting paid or wages !
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Old 01-02-2016, 12:45
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Good afternoon everyone.

I have the day off ... sort of. I'm supposed to be working from home ... LOL.

A stella please and some roasted mixed nuts.

*Goes to snug to start writing 2016 Christmas cards.*

If help is needed behind the bar, just let me know.
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Old 01-02-2016, 13:07
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I hope you filled yer trolley with booze today, ( Asda ) we dont want your punters, tae drink us dry, cos chinnie & I will still be getting paid or wages !
Have you had a bump to the head? My cellar is well stocked........the sign of good management.
Good afternoon everyone.

I have the day off ... sort of. I'm supposed to be working from home ... LOL.

A stella please and some roasted mixed nuts.

*Goes to snug to start writing 2016 Christmas cards.*

If help is needed behind the bar, just let me know.
Afternoon Eddy.

*rustle clunk*
*telephones Eddy's office* Yes he's skiving in the pub & is actually writing out 2016 Christmas cards, while you pay him. He's clearly insane!

As if I'd rely on you to help out behind the bar.......help yerself more like!
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Old 01-02-2016, 13:09
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THIS is a good site if you're bothered by random numbers phoning you!
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Old 01-02-2016, 13:17
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THIS is a good site if you're bothered by random numbers phoning you!
Very useful. Thank you.
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Old 01-02-2016, 13:26
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CBB SWEEPSTAKE


HM.1#Gemma Collins............................davor
HM.2#John Partridge.............................Eddy
HM.3#Danniella Westbrook...................twass
HM.4#Christopher Maloney...................Sr.........................Kicked out for being a decent person
HM.5#Tiffany Pollard.............................Eug
HM.6#Darren Day..................................Chin
HM.7#Megan McKenna.........................Sleeps..................Gorn off to take part in an Anger management programme
HM.8#Winston McKenzie......................Parton...................Gorn off to perv to his heart's content
HM.9#David Gest..................................kate......................Left due to health reasons
HM10#Scotty T......................................hooter
HM11#Kristina Rihanoff.........................omg......................Danced off into the sunset
HM12#Jonathan Cheban......................Gorbals.................Walked
HM13#Angie Bowie...............................halo Joe................Walked
HM14#Stephanie Davis.........................daddy
HM15#Jeremy McConnell......................Flora.....................Gorn off to enjoy the life of a single guy again
HM16#Nancy Dell'Olio...........................bob.......................Evicted for not being chavvy enough
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Old 01-02-2016, 13:31
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THIS is a good site if you're bothered by random numbers phoning you!
I've saved that, ta very muchly!

Afternoon all peeps, pot of tea and a currant bun please!
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Old 01-02-2016, 13:36
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I've saved that, ta very muchly!

Afternoon all peeps, pot of tea and a currant bun please!
No probs.

*clunk clatter*..........*surreptitiously swats away stray flies from bun*
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Old 01-02-2016, 14:02
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No probs.

*clunk clatter*..........*surreptitiously swats away stray flies from bun*
Er....thanks I think............*inspects bun suspiciously*
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Old 01-02-2016, 14:10
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Er....thanks I think............*inspects bun suspiciously*
*scowls at twass* they were freshly made this morning!
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Old 01-02-2016, 14:38
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*scowls at twass* they were freshly made this morning!
Not by yer own fair hands I suspect
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