Jellus of wot?

Morning chinnypoo *clunk*

We all went out to lu uuuuuuuunch!

Meh! At least one of you could have invited me along! Selfish, selfish, selfish.

You had your posh nosh out the other week Mrs. So haud yer wheeesht!!

Morning all pubster peepsicles. The most beautiful morning here, got the washing out at 7.30am and the second load doing. Visiting daughters make a lot of laundry

Pot of tea please and a croissant with raspberry jam.

Morning all

Got home late last night

Not so nice here as you lot will know by now !!!

Morning twassock Pint of Stella and some pork scratchings coming up. *clunk* *rustle*

Morning Sleeps *clunk* *clatter* Good to see you back. On the house for you.

Morning all.......here I sit in the Clinical Investigations Unit.....nil food till 1pm

Can I have a nice glass of Adams Ale plez


Hope you is all okay ...sorry the weather is bad where u is Sleeps....

Good morning everyone.


Welcome back Sleeps.


Good luck.

Far from it. It's lovely and delicious. It can be served hot or cold.

Look here.

*Leaves tray of pastitchio (macaroni pie) on the bar for all.*

Welcome back Sleeps, it is BOILING here! I did all my housework and cleaning early on, then needed a shower! Too hot to do owt much now


Erm...............strange sort of brekky but fair enough

Hope all goes well for you, hoots....not the best day for hospitals unless they have air con!


I know pastitichio well, made it myself many a time. Good hot or cold as you say!

They is very kind twass and I has the use of a fan......most welcome. Another. Hour and a bit a sarnie and then I can escape...

I bet you are watching the clock til sarnie time I need to dig out my old lecky fan which was acquired from Barnet Council just before I left......they closed one of our Youth Centres and they were going begging

Have you had free stuff as a perk of work?

Good afternoon.

I'm so hot and so's the weather.

Jug of Pimms, all the trimmings and lots of ice please. I'm in the garden.

Wot's that got to do with anything.....that's so last week!

Welcome back, how was your holidee?

The wind was really really warm this morning. It's brightened up now & the sun is out. It's 23c.

Are you having the lobotomy after all?

Hope you didn't faint with hunger, are you home now?

Sorry, but that looks 'orrible! Cold macaroni is like what I'd imagine snot to taste like! I couldn't eat macaroni with mince either! It's WRONG!

*tuts* If you seriously think yer getting served in the garden you have another think coming! Yer oder is on the bar, come & get it & you can pay for it while yer at it!

Afternoon all.

Afternoon SR! I am sat indoors by my lecky fan as cool as a cucumber Outside it's way too hot for any sort of gardening That will all have to wait til Thursday when the hot wevver has passed.

Pint of coke please with ice and lemon

The sun is out here for 5 minutes or so, then it disappears again for ages. No point in even sitting out in the garden when it's like that. It's far too muggy for Timo to stay out too, he keeps going out & then coming back in 30 seconds later whining. . *clunk plonk plonk splosh*

Speaking of cucumber, my cucumbers have been ginormous & taste delicious, still got loads to grow too. The plants just keep on flowering & my strawberries have been yummy too.

Oh dear. It's far too hot for me to be running in and out to the bar.

*Nicks twassington's pint of coke.*

You'll be getting cucs til the end of September with a bit of care! They are so much tastier than supermarket ones

Not entirely sure what Eddy nicked there as my pint, half consumed, is in my hand

You could of course just walk!

*looks horrified* Oooooh you didn't wanna do that.

Yeah I'll have a good harvest before the season is finished.

*whispers* that was Parton's urine sample!

Afternoon everyone.

Afternoon peeps *clunks* *clatters*

I thought it was

Evening chinnock and davor

Evening twassock Poor, poor Eddy!