No fank, just done an 8 hour shift in front of a griddle, time tae relax & have a few beers & vod's, but ta fer the offer

Afternoon Eddy, & all

Edit nerver seen yer post Chinnie ............ Afternoon my auld fruit

You're welcome.

Hope you are having a good afternoon.

Hi there Sleeps.

Afternoon Sleeps Well done you! *clunks*

Afternoon Eddy, & Chinnie,

know doubt it'll be all farm talk @ yer barb !

Afternoon all peeps! Half of lager shandy please with a slice of lemon in and some ice cubes, ta very much

Afternoon all.

*opens till drawer & checks takings*

*YELLS* CHINNY, COME HERE NOW*...........

*prepares hefty bill for Eddy the Chancer & Crook*
Right you, get yer bill paid & get this riff raff out of my pub & off the premises! How very dare you treat my premises as an extension of your home. Who do you think you are!

As for you! Have you forgotten about yer last incarceration? It can happen again.......go & get this place cleaned up & get the garden cleaned up too......it looks like a tip! HERE You can get yer so called cronie to help you!

Afternoon twass *slam plonk plonk*

*slurrrp*

*watches goings on*

*slurrrrrrrrrp*

What bill. What for? Ok, we used the Pub's garden, loo facilities and some unused tables and chairs but that hardly cost you very much.

Once you have cleared up our mess you will realise that the leftover scraps and bones will more than cover your miniscule costs. You, Parton and Gorbals will be able to dine on them for at least half aweek.

You have once again abused my hospitality, & cost me a considerable loss of earnings! Decent people stayed away because of your uncouth family & friends running amok on my premises!
THIS mess is disgraceful, & you can help chinny clean it up! You're nothing but a hooligan (you & yer family & cronies). This isn't a festival, you can pay this bill or you will not be served in here again!

Parton & Gorbals are fed only the best food & looking at the remains of the junk you've been scoffing isn't likely to do them any good at all!
And as if I'd be eating any of your leftovers!

I'll bet yeah asked fer a doggy bag fae that poncy place, yeah were at the other week ?

Wot did you fink of BBs Jayne last night ? ( Fake fake fake )

Shootings in Munich now.

Good evening all.


Yes, just seen the news reports. Apparently many people have lost their lives.

Where is it all going to end !

I dread to imagine, Sleeps

Evening all peeps.

I'm the same these days !

Evening Twass, * Clunk *

Ta, I need that! *slurrrrrrrrrrrrp*

Good morning all!

the world is going mad, i'm just hearing about the Munich shootings :O
it's very frightening :O

Morning kate, the world has gone stark raving mad! It is very frightening, lunatics seem to be taking over the world.

Morning all

How common!

I thought it was nonsense, who'd have thunk a wet sponge could have done so much damage! ROLLEYES
So pleased Jason's still in there.

Morning all

Morning chinny............you better finish getting that beer garden cleared up today!

Waaaaaaah! Poor, poor chin!

Good morning everyone.

Tea please.