Serves you right! You should have thought about that before you let that bunch of hooligans in!

Don't you morning me........you have a hefty bill to pay & you won't be getting served until you cough up!
If you had any sense of decency you would be helping yer so called BFF to clean up the mess your uncouth relatives & friends made yesterday!

Hi there Chin.


*Hands over McBreakfast to chin.*

Tuck in now that it's nice and hot.

Of course I'm going yo help Chin and so are my relatives. Many hands make light work and so on and so forth.

*Reluctantly pulls out wallet and hands over cash in full settlement.*

Can you keep the noise down please. My relatives are still asleep in the snug (I didn't have room for them all).

Morning all peepsicles! What's that awful snoring noise coming from the snug?

Large tea and toast and marmalade please!

You're determined to get him sacked, aren't you!


Your relatives have a lifetime ban in here! Think yerself fortunate the same doesn't apply to you!
*snatches cash out of Eddy the Crook's sticky mitts*

You will now be charged for board for yer relatives! *prepares another bill*
*marches into snug banging a pan lid with a metal spoon, & switches hoover on* Gerroutofhere NOW!

Morning twass, *clunk clatter* Eddy the Crook chancing his luck once again! The dossers have now left the building with a flea in their respective ears.

*pins up notice*
The snug is closed for the foreseeable future!

*sips tea and munches toast*

A normal morning of mayhem in the Pub I'm waiting for son, DIL and two excitable doglets to arrive, son is to mow the lawn, doglets will create mayhem in and out of the house

Hi there twassington.

What's the weather like in Kent?

It's baking hot here, gorgeous sunshine from first thing, 23c already and rising.

It's scorching here! Temps climbing like a rocket, clear blue skies and the sun is baking down. I now have a lovely neat lawn courtesy of my son who mowed it in record time despite the heat. What it is to be young and fit!! They are now off to friends for the day for a barbecue

Afternoon peeps *clunks* *clatters*

Afternoon chinalot, ta muchly indeed. I hope the clatters are spam salad and the clunks are pints of shandy!

Evening all!!😀😀

Evening kate *clunk*

Night peeps *Switches on all vending machines.*

Its a free bar tae night, Sr dropped her gold card so its all going on that
help yerselfs tae nibbles

Evening all

Hope the fat farmers not in a bad mood, after our Willies team pumped them 6- 2

He likes tae give it out on the footie forum, & kids on hes a neutral, but his cards been marked a few times .........Ahhhhhhhhhh Bob ?

Chinnie I txted you a while ago, you should read yer txts mate ?

*Returns immediately and helps self to free bar*

Evening Sleeps!

You auld fraud yeah

Evening Mucker

just going tae watch BB mate !

Have a good night Sleeps 'n' peeps.

I've got the cctv tapes, so all's good in the hood mate !

Night all

* Btw* get Jacko out @ (15.00 pm )

*opens pub* Morning all

Morning Sr and peeps

Morning all peepsicles and poptarts! I'm enjoying the cool of the early morning while it lasts.....not looking quite as boiling as past days thank goodness but still a very fine and pleasant day coming up

Large tea please and a bowl of weetabix and moo. Ta muchly

Morning chinny *clunk*

Morning twass, was raining earlier here. *sighs*.........'assaulted' a pair of slugs, one at least 5/6 ins long & a very strange brownish colour!
*clunk clatter*

Good morning.

Is the free bar still open? A quadruple brandy please and a mug of tea.

Ta SR....it's been dry for about ten days here now and there are dramatically less slugs about. Back when it was raining a lot there were hundreds of the buggers, some as you say really long! I leave my kitchen door open in the warm weather til around 9pm and a couple of weeks back I shut it only to find next morning the crack of the door must have had a couple of whoppers lurking in it.....slug jam all over the door!

Nope, to late was the cry

Morning Eddy, Twass, Sr, Chin, & all

Have Braggs & the other little Eddy in yer life been playing up twass ?