DS Forums

 
 

The Pub (Part 48)


Reply
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 24-07-2016, 08:22
chinchin
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 32,514
Morning later arrivals.
chinchin is offline   Reply With Quote
Please sign in or register to remove this advertisement.
Old 24-07-2016, 08:27
Scots rool
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Alba Gu Brąth
Posts: 125,162
Good morning.

Is the free bar still open? A quadruple brandy please and a mug of tea.
There never was a 'free bar', it was actually Joe paying out for all the freebies. Clearly he's won the lottery or something.
You are not getting served either until you settle yer bill for yer relatives board & lodgings the other night!
Ta SR....it's been dry for about ten days here now and there are dramatically less slugs about. Back when it was raining a lot there were hundreds of the buggers, some as you say really long! I leave my kitchen door open in the warm weather til around 9pm and a couple of weeks back I shut it only to find next morning the crack of the door must have had a couple of whoppers lurking in it.....slug jam all over the door!
Yeah they only emerge in wet conditions, horrible things *shudders*. I used to have loads of snails when I 1st moved here, now I see very few of them but the slugs appear to have multiplied! A good salting does them good. I pour salt on places I know they'll be lurking, on stone chips etc.
Yuck! They really are gross creatures!
Nope, to late was the cry

Morning Eddy, Twass, Sr, Chin, & all

Have Braggs & the other little Eddy in yer life been playing up twass ?
Don't you morning me! I have deducted the cost of your madness with the so called 'free bar' from your wages!
Scots rool is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24-07-2016, 08:27
twassington
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
Nope, to late was the cry

Morning Eddy, Twass, Sr, Chin, & all

Have Braggs & the other little Eddy in yer life been playing up twass ?
Morning Sleeps, those two cheeky doglets were here yesterday romping about chasing balls and toys! Bragg is the good, obedient little dog and Eddie is the mad little creature that will run off and do daft things
twassington is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 24-07-2016, 08:29
Scots rool
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Alba Gu Brąth
Posts: 125,162
Morning Sleeps, those two cheeky doglets were here yesterday romping about chasing balls and toys! Bragg is the good, obedient little dog and Eddie is the mad little creature that will run off and do daft things
Hmmmmmm.....reminds me of someone.......
Scots rool is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24-07-2016, 08:31
twassington
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262

Yeah they only emerge in wet conditions, horrible things *shudders*. I used to have loads of snails when I 1st moved here, now I see very few of them but the slugs appear to have multiplied! A good salting does them good. I pour salt on places I know they'll be lurking, on stone chips etc.
Yuck! They really are gross creatures!
You can say that again! I grind up dried eggshells and sprinkle around my plants. The slugs and snails don't like all those sharp little fragments on their slimy bits.

Morning other Eddy!
twassington is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 24-07-2016, 08:32
twassington
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
Hmmmmmm.....reminds me of someone.......
Ooooh now who could THAT be!!
twassington is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 24-07-2016, 08:54
Scots rool
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Alba Gu Brąth
Posts: 125,162
You can say that again! I grind up dried eggshells and sprinkle around my plants. The slugs and snails don't like all those sharp little fragments on their slimy bits.

Morning other Eddy!
I much prefer the 'salting' of their life (tho' you can't put salt down where plants are) They quite happily destroy plants in minutes. Wee bastards!
Ooooh now who could THAT be!!
Hmmm......I wonder. *strokes chin & ponders*
Spoiler
Scots rool is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24-07-2016, 09:09
chinchin
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 32,514
*Runs screaming to the hills*

Bye peeps! Have a great day!
chinchin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24-07-2016, 09:47
Scots rool
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Alba Gu Brąth
Posts: 125,162
*Runs screaming to the hills*

Bye peeps! Have a great day!
Och stop it ya great eejit.......I hadn't even touched you........*thunders after chinny* You'll have a great day when I catch up with ya! Muhahahahahaha
Scots rool is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24-07-2016, 10:06
twassington
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
I much prefer the 'salting' of their life (tho' you can't put salt down where plants are) They quite happily destroy plants in minutes. Wee bastards!

Hmmm......I wonder. *strokes chin & ponders*
Spoiler


Ooh, son just called, they are orf to a Dog's Trust event today and invited me to go with! So will be in the back of the car with Bragg & Eddie slobbering all over me and dropping hairs all over me purple hippie troosers
twassington is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 24-07-2016, 10:14
The_Sleeper
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 116,685
You'll have a great day when I catch up with ya!
That's the stuff nightmares are made aff
The_Sleeper is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24-07-2016, 11:45
EddyBee
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: In Your Dreams
Posts: 26,459
Good morning.

Another gorgeously sunny day here in north London, slightly cooler than testerday which is welcome.

Well. I'm about to have lunch with some friends of mine who happen to be Arsenal FC first team players. It's a long story, I've known them for a long time and they are a very decent sort which explains why they want to keep in touch with someone as wonderful as me.
EddyBee is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24-07-2016, 13:16
The_Sleeper
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 116,685
Good morning.

Another gorgeously sunny day here in north London, slightly cooler than testerday which is welcome.

Well. I'm about to have lunch with some friends of mine who happen to be Arsenal FC first team players. It's a long story, I've known them for a long time and they are a very decent sort which explains why they want to keep in touch with someone as wonderful as me.
Give wee Theo & Jack a kick up the Arsenal fae me the pair a muppets !
The_Sleeper is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24-07-2016, 15:40
twassington
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
Afternoon all peepsicles! Large Pimms please with lots of ice.

Had fun at the Dogs Trust fair, won some booze and some dog chews, Bragg and Eddie met lots of canine chums to play with
twassington is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 24-07-2016, 15:46
Scots rool
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Alba Gu Brąth
Posts: 125,162
Afternoon all *clunk clunk clunk clunk clunk*
Scots rool is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24-07-2016, 15:50
Scots rool
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Alba Gu Brąth
Posts: 125,162
BB SWEEPSTAKE


HM.1#Ryan.........................................Eddy.....................Gorn off to appear in the remake of Willy Wonka (as an Oompa Loompa) & The Chocolate Factory
HM.2#Emma.....REMOVED................Davor....................Told to sling her hook
HM.3#Andy...........................................twass
HM.4#Laura........................................Sr..........................Gorn off still whining about the injustice of it all
HM.5#Alex............................................Eug
HM.6#Lateysha..................................Chin......................Gorn off shouting about the injustice of it all.........after all, she's a single mum & skint
HM.7#Evelyn........................................Sleeps
HM.8#Sam............................................Parton
HM.9#Georgina..................................kate......................Gorn off scowling into the sunset. Looking to ban all placentas
HM10#Jason.........................................hooter
HM11#Jackson.....................................omg
HM12#Chelsea...................................Gorbals.................Gorn off to design new wigs
HM13#Jayne.........................................halo Joe
HM14#Natalie.....................................daddy....................Gorn off to attend anger management classes
HM15#Hughie.......................................Flora
HM16#Charlie.....................................bob.......................Gorn off to prepare for the starring role of the next Nemo

Looks like Flora is in with a very good chance of wining, twass also has a fighting chance.
Scots rool is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24-07-2016, 16:00
Scots rool
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Alba Gu Brąth
Posts: 125,162
Afternoon all peepsicles! Large Pimms please with lots of ice.

Had fun at the Dogs Trust fair, won some booze and some dog chews, Bragg and Eddie met lots of canine chums to play with
You're turning into a jakey!
Enjoy yer woofs chews.
Scots rool is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24-07-2016, 16:26
twassington
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
You're turning into a jakey!
Enjoy yer woofs chews.
It's medium sweet sherry so will only be used in trifles..... I gave the chews to the doglets. Liver flavour....not really my cup of tea
twassington is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 24-07-2016, 16:28
Scots rool
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Alba Gu Brąth
Posts: 125,162
It's medium sweet sherry so will only be used in trifles..... I gave the chews to the doglets. Liver flavour....not really my cup of tea
Yuck!
You should have kept some for Eddy the Crook & chinny, I'm sure they would have scoffed them.
Scots rool is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24-07-2016, 16:31
twassington
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
Yuck!
You should have kept some for Eddy the Crook & chinny, I'm sure they would have scoffed them.
Very likely....those two would eat anything You could have said it was a new sort of bar snack
twassington is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 24-07-2016, 20:31
chinchin
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 32,514
Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters* *Nicks all food for self*
chinchin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24-07-2016, 20:51
EddyBee
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: In Your Dreams
Posts: 26,459
Good evening everyone.

Another hot evening.

Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters* *Nicks all food for self*
Well done old bean. Those 2 fools know nothing about good food.
EddyBee is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24-07-2016, 21:07
twassington
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
Well at least you two will have cold wet noses and shiny coats
twassington is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 25-07-2016, 05:38
Scots rool
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Alba Gu Brąth
Posts: 125,162
*opens pub* Morning all
Scots rool is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 25-07-2016, 05:40
Scots rool
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Alba Gu Brąth
Posts: 125,162
Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters* *Nicks all food for self*
*sniggers*
Good evening everyone.

Another hot evening.



Well done old bean. Those 2 fools know nothing about good food.
*sniggers*
Well at least you two will have cold wet noses and shiny coats
Chinny is halfway there......what with him cocking his leg & peeing in the plant pot!
Scots rool is offline   Reply With Quote
 
Reply




 
Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 03:12.