Morning later arrivals. 
The Pub (Part 48)
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Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning.
Is the free bar still open? A quadruple brandy please and a mug of tea.”
“Good morning.
Is the free bar still open? A quadruple brandy please and a mug of tea.
”
There never was a 'free bar', it was actually Joe paying out for all the freebies. Clearly he's won the lottery or something.
You are not getting served either until you settle yer bill for yer relatives board & lodgings the other night!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ta SR....it's been dry for about ten days here now and there are dramatically less slugs about. Back when it was raining a lot there were hundreds of the buggers, some as you say really long! I leave my kitchen door open in the warm weather til around 9pm and a couple of weeks back I shut it only to find next morning the crack of the door must have had a couple of whoppers lurking in it.....slug jam all over the door!
”
“Ta SR....it's been dry for about ten days here now and there are dramatically less slugs about. Back when it was raining a lot there were hundreds of the buggers, some as you say really long! I leave my kitchen door open in the warm weather til around 9pm and a couple of weeks back I shut it only to find next morning the crack of the door must have had a couple of whoppers lurking in it.....slug jam all over the door!
”
Yeah they only emerge in wet conditions, horrible things *shudders*. I used to have loads of snails when I 1st moved here, now I see very few of them but the slugs appear to have multiplied! A good salting does them good. I pour salt on places I know they'll be lurking, on stone chips etc.
Yuck!
They really are gross creatures!
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Nope, to late was the cry
Morning Eddy, Twass, Sr, Chin, & all
Have Braggs & the other little Eddy in yer life been playing up twass ?”
“Nope, to late was the cry
Morning Eddy, Twass, Sr, Chin, & all
Have Braggs & the other little Eddy in yer life been playing up twass ?
”
Don't you morning me! I have deducted the cost of your madness with the so called 'free bar' from your wages!
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Nope, to late was the cry
Morning Eddy, Twass, Sr, Chin, & all
Have Braggs & the other little Eddy in yer life been playing up twass ?”
“Nope, to late was the cry
Morning Eddy, Twass, Sr, Chin, & all
Have Braggs & the other little Eddy in yer life been playing up twass ?
”
Morning Sleeps, those two cheeky doglets were here yesterday romping about chasing balls and toys! Bragg is the good, obedient little dog and Eddie is the mad little creature that will run off and do daft things
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning Sleeps, those two cheeky doglets were here yesterday romping about chasing balls and toys! Bragg is the good, obedient little dog and Eddie is the mad little creature that will run off and do daft things”
“Morning Sleeps, those two cheeky doglets were here yesterday romping about chasing balls and toys! Bragg is the good, obedient little dog and Eddie is the mad little creature that will run off and do daft things
”
Hmmmmmm.....reminds me of someone.......
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
Yeah they only emerge in wet conditions, horrible things *shudders*. I used to have loads of snails when I 1st moved here, now I see very few of them but the slugs appear to have multiplied! A good salting does them good. I pour salt on places I know they'll be lurking, on stone chips etc.
Yuck! They really are gross creatures! ”
“
Yeah they only emerge in wet conditions, horrible things *shudders*. I used to have loads of snails when I 1st moved here, now I see very few of them but the slugs appear to have multiplied! A good salting does them good. I pour salt on places I know they'll be lurking, on stone chips etc.
Yuck!
They really are gross creatures! ”
You can say that again! I grind up dried eggshells and sprinkle around my plants. The slugs and snails don't like all those sharp little fragments on their slimy bits.
Morning other Eddy!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Hmmmmmm.....reminds me of someone.......”
“Hmmmmmm.....reminds me of someone.......”
Ooooh now who could THAT be!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“You can say that again! I grind up dried eggshells and sprinkle around my plants. The slugs and snails don't like all those sharp little fragments on their slimy bits.
Morning other Eddy!”
“You can say that again! I grind up dried eggshells and sprinkle around my plants. The slugs and snails don't like all those sharp little fragments on their slimy bits.
Morning other Eddy!
”
I much prefer the 'salting' of their life (tho' you can't put salt down where plants are) They quite happily destroy plants in minutes. Wee bastards!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ooooh now who could THAT be!!”
“Ooooh now who could THAT be!!
”
Hmmm......I wonder. *strokes chin & ponders*
Spoiler
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ *Runs screaming to the hills*
Bye peeps! Have a great day!”
“
*Runs screaming to the hills*Bye peeps! Have a great day!
”
Och stop it ya great eejit.......I hadn't even touched you........*thunders after chinny* You'll have a great day when I catch up with ya! Muhahahahahaha
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“I much prefer the 'salting' of their life (tho' you can't put salt down where plants are) They quite happily destroy plants in minutes. Wee bastards!
Hmmm......I wonder. *strokes chin & ponders*
”
“I much prefer the 'salting' of their life (tho' you can't put salt down where plants are) They quite happily destroy plants in minutes. Wee bastards!
Hmmm......I wonder. *strokes chin & ponders*
Spoiler
”
Ooh, son just called, they are orf to a Dog's Trust event today and invited me to go with! So will be in the back of the car with Bragg & Eddie slobbering all over me and dropping hairs all over me purple hippie troosers
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“You'll have a great day when I catch up with ya! ”
“You'll have a great day when I catch up with ya! ”
That's the stuff nightmares are made aff
Good morning.
Another gorgeously sunny day here in north London, slightly cooler than testerday which is welcome.
Well. I'm about to have lunch with some friends of mine who happen to be Arsenal FC first team players. It's a long story, I've known them for a long time and they are a very decent sort which explains why they want to keep in touch with someone as wonderful as me.
Another gorgeously sunny day here in north London, slightly cooler than testerday which is welcome.
Well. I'm about to have lunch with some friends of mine who happen to be Arsenal FC first team players. It's a long story, I've known them for a long time and they are a very decent sort which explains why they want to keep in touch with someone as wonderful as me.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning.
Another gorgeously sunny day here in north London, slightly cooler than testerday which is welcome.
Well. I'm about to have lunch with some friends of mine who happen to be Arsenal FC first team players. It's a long story, I've known them for a long time and they are a very decent sort which explains why they want to keep in touch with someone as wonderful as me.”
“Good morning.
Another gorgeously sunny day here in north London, slightly cooler than testerday which is welcome.
Well. I'm about to have lunch with some friends of mine who happen to be Arsenal FC first team players. It's a long story, I've known them for a long time and they are a very decent sort which explains why they want to keep in touch with someone as wonderful as me.
”
Give wee Theo & Jack a kick up the Arsenal fae me the pair a muppets !
Afternoon all peepsicles! Large Pimms please with lots of ice.
Had fun at the Dogs Trust fair, won some booze and some dog chews, Bragg and Eddie met lots of canine chums to play with
Had fun at the Dogs Trust fair, won some booze and some dog chews, Bragg and Eddie met lots of canine chums to play with
BB SWEEPSTAKE
HM.1#Ryan.........................................Eddy.....................Gorn off to appear in the remake of Willy Wonka (as an Oompa Loompa) & The Chocolate Factory
HM.2#Emma.....REMOVED................Davor....................Told to sling her hook
HM.3#Andy...........................................twass
HM.4#Laura........................................Sr..........................Gorn off still whining about the injustice of it all
HM.5#Alex............................................Eug
HM.6#Lateysha..................................Chin......................Gorn off shouting about the injustice of it all.........after all, she's a single mum & skint
HM.7#Evelyn........................................Sleeps
HM.8#Sam............................................Parton
HM.9#Georgina..................................kate......................Gorn off scowling into the sunset. Looking to ban all placentas
HM10#Jason.........................................hooter
HM11#Jackson.....................................omg
HM12#Chelsea...................................Gorbals.................Gorn off to design new wigs
HM13#Jayne.........................................halo Joe
HM14#Natalie.....................................daddy....................Gorn off to attend anger management classes
HM15#Hughie.......................................Flora
HM16#Charlie.....................................bob.......................Gorn off to prepare for the starring role of the next Nemo
Looks like Flora is in with a very good chance of wining, twass also has a fighting chance.
HM.1#Ryan.........................................Eddy.....................Gorn off to appear in the remake of Willy Wonka (as an Oompa Loompa) & The Chocolate Factory
HM.2#Emma.....REMOVED................Davor....................Told to sling her hook
HM.3#Andy...........................................twass
HM.4#Laura........................................Sr..........................Gorn off still whining about the injustice of it all
HM.5#Alex............................................Eug
HM.6#Lateysha..................................Chin......................Gorn off shouting about the injustice of it all.........after all, she's a single mum & skint
HM.7#Evelyn........................................Sleeps
HM.8#Sam............................................Parton
HM.9#Georgina..................................kate......................Gorn off scowling into the sunset. Looking to ban all placentas
HM10#Jason.........................................hooter
HM11#Jackson.....................................omg
HM12#Chelsea...................................Gorbals.................Gorn off to design new wigs
HM13#Jayne.........................................halo Joe
HM14#Natalie.....................................daddy....................Gorn off to attend anger management classes
HM15#Hughie.......................................Flora
HM16#Charlie.....................................bob.......................Gorn off to prepare for the starring role of the next Nemo
Looks like Flora is in with a very good chance of wining, twass also has a fighting chance.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Afternoon all peepsicles! Large Pimms please with lots of ice.
Had fun at the Dogs Trust fair, won some booze and some dog chews, Bragg and Eddie met lots of canine chums to play with”
“Afternoon all peepsicles! Large Pimms please with lots of ice.
Had fun at the Dogs Trust fair, won some booze and some dog chews, Bragg and Eddie met lots of canine chums to play with
”
You're turning into a jakey!
Enjoy yer woofs chews.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“You're turning into a jakey!
Enjoy yer woofs chews.”
“You're turning into a jakey!
Enjoy yer woofs chews.
”
It's medium sweet sherry so will only be used in trifles.....
I gave the chews to the doglets. Liver flavour....not really my cup of tea
Originally Posted by twassington:
“It's medium sweet sherry so will only be used in trifles..... I gave the chews to the doglets. Liver flavour....not really my cup of tea ”
“It's medium sweet sherry so will only be used in trifles.....
I gave the chews to the doglets. Liver flavour....not really my cup of tea ”
Yuck!
You should have kept some for Eddy the Crook & chinny, I'm sure they would have scoffed them.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Yuck!
You should have kept some for Eddy the Crook & chinny, I'm sure they would have scoffed them.”
“Yuck!
You should have kept some for Eddy the Crook & chinny, I'm sure they would have scoffed them.
”
Very likely....those two would eat anything
You could have said it was a new sort of bar snack
Good evening everyone.
Another hot evening.
Well done old bean. Those 2 fools know nothing about good food.
Another hot evening.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters* *Nicks all food for self* ”
“Evening peeps
*clunks* *clatters* *Nicks all food for self* ”
Well done old bean. Those 2 fools know nothing about good food.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters* *Nicks all food for self* ”
“Evening peeps
*clunks* *clatters* *Nicks all food for self* ”
*sniggers*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening everyone.
Another hot evening.
Well done old bean. Those 2 fools know nothing about good food.”
“Good evening everyone.
Another hot evening.
Well done old bean. Those 2 fools know nothing about good food.
”
*sniggers*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Well at least you two will have cold wet noses and shiny coats”
“Well at least you two will have cold wet noses and shiny coats
”
Chinny is halfway there......what with him cocking his leg & peeing in the plant pot!
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