Yes excellent news indeed Sleeps.

Good morning.


Lovely news and best wishes for the future.

Morning Eddy *clunk* *clatter*

Morning Eddy

Morning Chin, SR.

A jug of Pimms with all the trimmings ... it's that sort of day.

Morning all parpsicles! A little cooler here in Kent this morning, which is quite welcome to be honest!

Mug of builders please and two Weetabix with moo and half a banana sliced in. Thankies

Morning all.....and little ones....


Nice cup of tea plez....and a kipper ta muchly

Nigel Farage??

Morning peeps *clunks* *clatters* ;

Ta very muchly old fruit.

*tuts* Bloomin' jakey! *slam*

Morning twass, you can't have half a banana, stooooopid........& you can slice it yerself, I'm not yer personal maid! *slam slam clatter clunk*

Morning hoots........*whacks hoots around the chops with a rancid kipper*

Service with a smile, as ever

I always has half a banana. A whole one's too much....I just sticks the other half in the fridge til the next day!

Have a good day peeps. *Switches on all vending machines*

But of course!

Yer getting charged for a whole banana!

You have a good one too.

Afternoon all.

Afternoon all peeps.

*flops into chair* I am knackered! Just done a mountain of gardening. Pint of iced water please and a pot of tea.

I will keep the other half of the narna for tomorrow's brekky!

Ewwwww no!!!!!!!!!! Horrible toad.....and then some


Nice glad of Pimms plez........ta muchly

The kippers meant to go on the plate..stoopid.

Is gotta wash me hair now

To compare him to a toad is to insult the toad!

Afternoon hoots!

Fanks you lot & Twass fae yesterday

Ever get the feeling theres something not right with yer car/van ?

my gearbox & hand break dont feel right, just hope its alright !

* Get Jacko out *

Afternoon Twass, Sr, Chin, Eddy, Hoots, & all * McClunk *

McClunk to you too

Cost £500...together car through mot.....now we is carving a sausage. 2 slices today ,another2 tomorrow, and another two the day after. Hope yours is okay sleeps

Afternoon twass *clunk clatter*

Yer too late, I sold it on.

Afternoon hoots *clunk*

Don't call me stoooopid! *whacks hoots with a pair of rancid kippers*

You need to get that checked out!

Well they'll all be out tonight!

You can have a rake through the pig swill bin, I won't charge you full price.

Cheers Sleeps, SR and hoots and all other pubsters! *slurrrp*

There seem to be an awful lot of rancid kippers hanging about this establishment

Aye.......but me hair smell of Herbal Essences

I smell rainforests..........wet undergrowth and monkey droppings

Good evening.

It's an Emmerdale double tonight so Chin and I will be requiring you to keep quiet or, even better, go out into the garden to avoid offence being caused.