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Old 01-02-2016, 15:28
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I've just heard a news report that some stale old ASDA buns, being delivered to the local zoo's elephants, have gone missing.

Not by yer own fair hands I suspect
I'm certain SR wouldn't have taken those buns. Then again ...
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Old 01-02-2016, 15:49
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I've just heard a news report that some stale old ASDA buns, being delivered to the local zoo's elephants, have gone missing.



I'm certain SR wouldn't have taken those buns. Then again ...
Good job I haven't eaten it!!
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Old 01-02-2016, 16:35
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Good job I haven't eaten it!!
It'll probably end up in SR's porridge or she will pass it off as spam.
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Old 01-02-2016, 16:50
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It'll probably end up in SR's porridge or she will pass it off as spam.
It won't be wasted, you can be sure of that
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Old 01-02-2016, 18:35
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Evening all

* Hides all remotes & cuts the plug of the telly * Sniggers *
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Old 01-02-2016, 18:45
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Evening all

* Hides all remotes & cuts the plug of the telly * Sniggers *


Good evening.

Hand over the remotes, get behind the bar and stop causing trouble.

Hurry up.
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Old 01-02-2016, 18:58
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Good evening.

Hand over the remotes, get behind the bar and stop causing trouble.

Hurry up.
Looks like you have Chinnie syndrome ? standing to near a sun lamp fella !
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Old 01-02-2016, 19:00
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*Takes all remotes, retires to Snug with Eddy to watch Emmerdale*
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Old 01-02-2016, 19:07
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Evening all peeps, a Captain Morgan's and coke please. Hope all are safe in these storm winds!
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Old 01-02-2016, 19:07
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*Takes all remotes, retires to Snug with Eddy to watch Emmerdale*
you must have missed the part of my post, that said I cut the plug aff ? Ya Numpty !

So no farn fer you too

Evening Twass * Clunk *
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Old 01-02-2016, 19:11
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Ta Sleeps. *slurrrrrp* I don't see what those two see in that silly programme! Pair of weirdos
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Old 01-02-2016, 19:15
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*Takes all remotes, retires to Snug with Eddy to watch Emmerdale*
Well done Chin. I'll get the drinks in.
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Old 01-02-2016, 19:56
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Ta Sleeps. *slurrrrrp* I don't see what those two see in that silly programme! Pair of weirdos


Pours beer dregs over twass' big head.
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Old 01-02-2016, 20:06
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Pours beer dregs over twass' big head.
Lucky I had protective headwear on
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Old 01-02-2016, 20:09
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Did you win, the miss wet tee shirt contest then ?
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Old 01-02-2016, 20:20
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Did you win, the miss wet tee shirt contest then ?
Maybe...........
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Old 01-02-2016, 20:28
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Old 02-02-2016, 06:28
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*opens pub* Morning all.........the wind is still howling. I wish Henry would sod off! I've had enough of him & his shenanigans, kept me awake most of the night. I thought at one stage my bloomin' windows were gonna come in!
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Old 02-02-2016, 07:24
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Morning SR and all peeps....glad to hear you weren't blown away to Kansas like Dorothy!!
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Old 02-02-2016, 07:30
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Morning SR and all peeps....glad to hear you weren't blown away to Kansas like Dorothy!!
Morning twass.......I'm clinging on by my fingertips!
*clunk clatter*
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Old 02-02-2016, 07:37
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*slurp* it all seems to have died down here, is it still howling in Scotland?
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Old 02-02-2016, 07:40
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Morning Twass, Sr, & all

Its still blowing a hooligan my end of the M8
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Old 02-02-2016, 07:59
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Morning Twass, Sr, & all

Its still blowing a hooligan my end of the M8
Better glue yer syrup on then, Sleeps
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Old 02-02-2016, 08:34
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Morning peeps *clunks* *clatters*
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Old 02-02-2016, 09:17
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Morning peeps *clunks* *clatters*
Yoo hoo chinnock Ta muchly. I think we need a fund to get all the Scotchers lead lined wellyboots to stop them being blown away
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