Good evening.


Thank you.

I've ordered fish, sausages and chips for my dinner. I'll order the same for you. Nothing beats a fish dinner with Emmerdale.

OOOOOOOO Ta very muchly Eddy! *clunk*

Youre welcome.

Tuck in before Sleeps turns up and makes us go outside.

Yer to late fella !

* Kicks Eddy & Chins arses out the door * b

Enjoy yer grub in the car park chaps !

Great idea Eddy! *Tucks in*

*Watches in amazement as Sleeps kicks his Action Man dolls*

His medication is in that big kitchen fridge. We'll pass it out to him after we've finished.

Evening all peepsicles!

The amount of take away you pair get through, you should be the size of houses

Glass of rose wine please

Good idea Eddy!




Don't worry Eddy is working out the platetage. I think 10 will suffice. *clink*

*slurp* Ta chinnock. On your own heads be it

*opens pub* Morning all

Morning Sr and peeps

Morning Sr, Chin, & all

Morning chinny *clunk*

Morning Joe *clunk*

Good morning SR, Chin, Sleeps, everyone.

Tea please.

Starts tonight!
You'll all have the same numbers as the previous sweepstake.
Nah can't really see that happening, he's turned into a bit of a nutter these days............ maybe it is true.

Prizes to follow, well done (again).
Do you think you'll win this next one?

Yes you did indeed, I really thought you were gonna win it. Oh well.


*grabs Eddy by the throat & squeezes* Stop spreading lies!

Indeed so........& some people are filled with jellusy!


Nothing beats you getting yer head panned in!



Wrong thread, stooooopid!


In yer dreams, mister!

Morning later arrivals *clunks* *clatters*

Have a great day peeps!

*whacks Eddy round the head* Stop spreading fibs! *slam*

And just where are you skiving off to? Yer work will be waiting on yer return!

Have a good day.

Morning all pubsters, poptarts and krispy kreme doughnuts! OOoer, CBB tonight, the beds in the house have barely got cold WIll they even do clean sheets??

The usual please

Morning twass.
What a horrifying thought! Stained bedclothes! *shudders* *clunk clatter splosh slice slice slice*

Ta muchly! Cornflakes with banana and moo!

I can think of nothing fouler than having to kip in someone else's dirty sheets I would rather sleep on the floor!

BB SWEEPSTAKE FINAL RESULT


HM.1#Ryan.........................................Eddy.....................Gorn off to appear in the remake of Willy Wonka (as an Oompa Loompa) & The Chocolate Factory
HM.2#Emma.....REMOVED................Davor....................Told to sling her hook
HM.3#Andy...........................................twass....................Rushing off to get married
HM.4#Laura........................................Sr..........................Gorn off still whining about the injustice of it all
HM.5#Alex..........................................Eug.......................Unceremoniously chucked out
HM.6#Lateysha..................................Chin......................Gorn off shouting about the injustice of it all.........after all, she's a single mum & skint
HM.7#Evelyn......................................Sleeps...................Gorn off to lick her wounds
HM.8#Sam..........................................Parton....................Unceremoniously chucked out
HM.9#Georgina..................................kate......................Gorn off scowling into the sunset. Looking to ban all placentas
HM10#Jason.........WINNER!...............hooter...................WHOOP WHOOP! Deserving winner
HM11#Jackson...3RD PLACE.............omg.......................At least he got 5k for Kashy
HM12#Chelsea...................................Gorbals.................Gorn off to design new wigs
HM13#Jayne......................................halo Joe.................Gorn off to continue with her Private detective skills
HM14#Natalie.....................................daddy....................Gorn off to attend anger management classes
HM15#Hughie.....RUNNER UP...........Flora......................Thought he had it in the bag
HM16#Charlie.....................................bob.......................Gorn off to prepare for the starring role of the next Nemo

CONGRATULATION TO HOOTER!

Well done hoots, you must be so proud to have won again...........

Prizes.........HERE decided to take the subtle approach for you...................HERE.........a starter pack for you. Enjoy your prizes.

I wouldn't want to be sleeping on the floor in that house! It's absolutely RANK!