Er.....congratulations on your prizes, hoots.......*thinks....thank gawd I didn't win 
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Ta S,R...............cats paws tats.. how appropriate.....got em on me sofa blankie big stylie.....the things forever in the wash these days
Well twass, which do you wanna a share of? Cat tats or body building stuffage......think that would be like taking coals to Newcastle for me....a lifetime in the NHS has left me with muscles a body builder would envy. You takes yer pickage
Have a good day all.....hope the sun shines for you all
how appropriate.....got em on me sofa blankie big stylie.....the things forever in the wash these daysWell twass, which do you wanna a share of? Cat tats or body building stuffage......think that would be like taking coals to Newcastle for me....a lifetime in the NHS has left me with muscles a body builder would envy
. You takes yer pickageHave a good day all.....hope the sun shines for you all
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Ta S,R...............cats paws tats.. how appropriate.....got em on me sofa blankie big stylie.....the things forever in the wash these days
Well twass, which do you wanna a share of? Cat tats or body building stuffage......think that would be like taking coals to Newcastle for me....a lifetime in the NHS has left me with muscles a body builder would envy. You takes yer pickage
Have a good day all.....hope the sun shines for you all”
“Ta S,R...............cats paws tats..
how appropriate.....got em on me sofa blankie big stylie.....the things forever in the wash these daysWell twass, which do you wanna a share of? Cat tats or body building stuffage......think that would be like taking coals to Newcastle for me....a lifetime in the NHS has left me with muscles a body builder would envy
. You takes yer pickageHave a good day all.....hope the sun shines for you all”
I'll pass on both counts thanks hoots!!
The sun is pouring down here like a stream of golden.....er maybe I'll just leave off the poetical stuff
Morning twass......well a crate of Newcastle brown ale was obviously too much to hope for
.......perhaps I'll pass me winnings onto chins since he seemed quite cut up about me , ahem,' winning' for a third time.....spect he'll love the tats
.......perhaps I'll pass me winnings onto chins since he seemed quite cut up about me , ahem,' winning' for a third time.....spect he'll love the tats
Good morning to all the late risers.
Gorgeous start to the day here with lots of sunshine, a perfect breeze and 20c.
The prizes are not very good. Can I have a M&S gift token instead?
Tea please with a lightly buttered, toasted fruit scone.
Gorgeous start to the day here with lots of sunshine, a perfect breeze and 20c.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“CONGRATULATION TO HOOTER!
Well done hoots, you must be so proud to have won again...........
Prizes.........HERE decided to take the subtle approach for you...................HERE.........a starter pack for you. Enjoy your prizes. ”
“CONGRATULATION TO HOOTER!
Well done hoots, you must be so proud to have won again...........
Prizes.........HERE decided to take the subtle approach for you...........
........HERE.........a starter pack for you. Enjoy your prizes. ”
The prizes are not very good. Can I have a M&S gift token instead?
Tea please with a lightly buttered, toasted fruit scone.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Er.....congratulations on your prizes, hoots.......*thinks....thank gawd I didn't win*”
“Er.....congratulations on your prizes, hoots.......*thinks....thank gawd I didn't win
*”
Yer just jellus!
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Ta S,R...............cats paws tats.. how appropriate.....got em on me sofa blankie big stylie.....the things forever in the wash these days
Well twass, which do you wanna a share of? Cat tats or body building stuffage......think that would be like taking coals to Newcastle for me....a lifetime in the NHS has left me with muscles a body builder would envy. You takes yer pickage
Have a good day all.....hope the sun shines for you all”
“Ta S,R...............cats paws tats..
how appropriate.....got em on me sofa blankie big stylie.....the things forever in the wash these daysWell twass, which do you wanna a share of? Cat tats or body building stuffage......think that would be like taking coals to Newcastle for me....a lifetime in the NHS has left me with muscles a body builder would envy
. You takes yer pickageHave a good day all.....hope the sun shines for you all”
You're very welcome.....I put a lot of thought into these gifts y'know!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning to all the late risers.
Gorgeous start to the day here with lots of sunshine, a perfect breeze and 20c.
The prizes are not very good. Can I have a M&S gift token instead?
Tea please with a lightly buttered, toasted fruit scone.”
“Good morning to all the late risers.
Gorgeous start to the day here with lots of sunshine, a perfect breeze and 20c.
The prizes are not very good. Can I have a M&S gift token instead?
Tea please with a lightly buttered, toasted fruit scone.”
How very dare you!
Why would you be getting a prize anyway, you didn't win! Yer a loser!
CBB SWEEPSTAKE
HM.1#.........................................Eddy
HM.2#.........................................Davor
HM.3#.........................................twass
HM.4#.........................................Sr
HM.5#.........................................Eug
HM.6#.........................................Chin
HM.7#.........................................Sleeps
HM.8#.........................................Parton
HM.9#.........................................kate
HM10#........................................hooter/halo Joe
HM11#........................................omg/Flora
HM12#.......................................Gorbals/bob
Not sure how many zelebs are going in tonight, will adjust the sweepstake accordingly tomorrow.
Good luck with your appointed HM.
HM.1#.........................................Eddy
HM.2#.........................................Davor
HM.3#.........................................twass
HM.4#.........................................Sr
HM.5#.........................................Eug
HM.6#.........................................Chin
HM.7#.........................................Sleeps
HM.8#.........................................Parton
HM.9#.........................................kate
HM10#........................................hooter/halo Joe
HM11#........................................omg/Flora
HM12#.......................................Gorbals/bob
Not sure how many zelebs are going in tonight, will adjust the sweepstake accordingly tomorrow.
Good luck with your appointed HM.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“How very dare you!
Why would you be getting a prize anyway, you didn't win! Yer a loser!”
“How very dare you!
Why would you be getting a prize anyway, you didn't win! Yer a loser!
”
It's the taking part that's important. Given that, we are all important and should all be rewarded with a prize.
Now, please hand over my M&S prize voucher. Thank you.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“
It's the taking part that's important. Given that, we are all important and should all be rewarded with a prize.
Now, please hand over my M&S prize voucher. Thank you.”
“
It's the taking part that's important. Given that, we are all important and should all be rewarded with a prize.
Now, please hand over my M&S prize voucher. Thank you.
”
Rubbish! It's winning that's important, & only the winner gets a prize. If you don't like it, you can lump it!
Yer getting no prize from me, & you even had 2 HM's & still couldn't win!
Originally Posted by Rugby man:
“OMG! Theresa May is going to be the new prime minister!”
“OMG! Theresa May is going to be the new prime minister!
”
Have you been in a coma for several weeks?
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Evening parps and peeps *clunks* *clatters*”
“Evening parps and peeps
*clunks* *clatters*”
Its till the afternoon ya numpty * rolleyes *
I've got the remotes * Sniggers *
Originally Posted by Rugby man:
“OMG! Theresa May is going to be the new prime minister!”
“OMG! Theresa May is going to be the new prime minister!
”
Noooooooooooooo!
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“
Its till the afternoon ya numpty * rolleyes *
I've got the remotes * Sniggers *”
“
Its till the afternoon ya numpty * rolleyes *
I've got the remotes * Sniggers *
”
Grr!
*Snatches remotes back and locks Sleeps out*
Originally Posted by Rugby man:
“OMG! Theresa May is going to be the new prime minister!”
“OMG! Theresa May is going to be the new prime minister!
”
Afternoon RM! I imagine you are in an alternative universe which is about three weeks ago.
It would be a lot more helpful if you could get into another alternative Universe three weeks into the future, and let us all know what's going to happen....and which horses are going to win the races Afternoon all peepsingtons. I will shortly be fetching mini twass from the station for a nice long weekend
Good evening everyone.
Well done old bean. There are 2 Emmerdales on tonight.
*Pours bucket full of beer dregs over Sleep's big head for good measure.*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Grr! *Snatches remotes back and locks Sleeps out*”
“Grr!
*Snatches remotes back and locks Sleeps out*”
Well done old bean. There are 2 Emmerdales on tonight.
*Pours bucket full of beer dregs over Sleep's big head for good measure.*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Afternoon RM! I imagine you are in an alternative universe which is about three weeks ago. It would be a lot more helpful if you could get into another alternative Universe three weeks into the future, and let us all know what's going to happen....and which horses are going to win the races
Afternoon all peepsingtons. I will shortly be fetching mini twass from the station for a nice long weekend”
“Afternoon RM! I imagine you are in an alternative universe which is about three weeks ago.
It would be a lot more helpful if you could get into another alternative Universe three weeks into the future, and let us all know what's going to happen....and which horses are going to win the races Afternoon all peepsingtons. I will shortly be fetching mini twass from the station for a nice long weekend
”
Evening twassock
*clunk* Hope you have a good weekend. 
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening everyone.
Well done old bean. There are 2 Emmerdales on tonight.
*Pours bucket full of beer dregs over Sleep's big head for good measure.*”
“Good evening everyone.
Well done old bean. There are 2 Emmerdales on tonight.
*Pours bucket full of beer dregs over Sleep's big head for good measure.*”
Oh well done Eddy old bean!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“:
Grr! >*Snatches remotes back and locks Sleeps out*”
“:
Grr! >*Snatches remotes back and locks Sleeps out*”
* Locks the farmer boys in the attic * the only things you'll both be watching is the stars, when they come out !
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“G
Well done old bean. There are 2 Emmerdales on tonight.”
“G
Well done old bean. There are 2 Emmerdales on tonight.
”
See above fella !
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning Sr and peeps
Let me aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttttttt!”
“Morning Sr and peeps
Let me aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttttttt!
”
Anymore & yer back in fella, * lets Chin out *
Morning Chin, Sr, & all
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning Sr and peeps
Let me aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttttttt!”
“Morning Sr and peeps
Let me aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttttttttttt!
”
*tuts* wot a bloomin' racket!
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Anymore & yer back in fella, * lets Chin out *
Morning Chin, Sr, & all”
“Anymore & yer back in fella, * lets Chin out *
Morning Chin, Sr, & all
”
*removes keys from Joe's grubby mitts* I'm the only person who has authority to enter the attic! *whacks Joe round the lugs*
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Morning all ........large tea and toast and Marmite plez,........ta muchly”
“Morning all ........large tea and toast and Marmite plez,........ta muchly
”
Morning hoots, nice tats.
*clunk clatter* Eat yer toast in the beer garden *points*
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Anymore & yer back in fella, * lets Chin out *
Morning Chin, Sr, & all”
“Anymore & yer back in fella, * lets Chin out *
Morning Chin, Sr, & all
”
Morning Sleeps
*clunk* *Collapses exhausted in a heap*
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Morning all ........large tea and toast and Marmite plez,........ta muchly”
“Morning all ........large tea and toast and Marmite plez,........ta muchly
”
Morning hoots
*clunk* *clatter* i
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