Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning Sr and peeps”


Don't you morning me ya wee toad. Do you wanna go back into the attic?
*batters chinny with a wooden rolling pin* Go & clean that cellar, then the gents, then tend to Parton & Gorbals.......when you've finished that, you can count the bottles in the cellar!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Wees in plant pot*”

*tips contents over chinny's fat head*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all peepsicles! What a lovely lie in, courtesy of lying awake for two hours in the middle of the night due to suspicious noises outside
God knows what farm work needs doing at 4am! What's that awful whiff of drains??
Pot of tea please and a bowl of weetabix with milk and banana”
Probably a murderer trying to get into yer cottage!
It's coming from chinny!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning.
A lovely sunny morning, 21c in north London with a lovely breeze.
Coffee and a fruit bun to go.”

*batters Eddy the Crook with a wooden rolling pin*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Afternoon Eddy *clunk* *clatter*”

*batters chinny again with a wooden rolling pin*