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Old 05-08-2016, 05:16
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Sits on doorstep waiting for Pub to open
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Old 05-08-2016, 06:32
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*Bangs on front door. Bangs more and more and more. Knocks on windows. Screams and screams. Kicks door. Gives up.*

*Joins hooter waiting on the doorstep.*
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Old 05-08-2016, 06:43
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*Bangs on front door. Bangs more and more and more. Knocks on windows. Screams and screams. Kicks door. Gives up.*

*Joins hooter waiting on the doorstep.*
*mutters loudly* about jakeys hammering on the door disturbing decent people's sleep *yanks open door & scowls*

Morning all.
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Old 05-08-2016, 07:07
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Morning at and all...

Aren't cats wonderful creatures for wanting to go outside early. Rolleyes😏

Nice cuppa plez...ta

and since I rarely order more than a cuppa, I take exception to being labeled a jąkey...
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Old 05-08-2016, 07:26
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Morning at and all...

Aren't cats wonderful creatures for wanting to go outside early. Rolleyes😏

Nice cuppa plez...ta

and since I rarely order more than a cuppa, I take exception to being labeled a jąkey...
Morning hoots.........they are a law unto themselves, Timo has been fed watered, outside for 2 minutes & now squashed up on my lap competing with the laptop.

*clunk*
Och stop yer whining & deal with it!
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Old 05-08-2016, 07:26
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Morning all peepsicles, layabeds, jakeys et all! Three large teas to go please. I think I hear the visitors arising. They'll be orf on their travels this morning.

Simply gorgeous morning here, gin clear with golden sun!
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Old 05-08-2016, 07:29
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Morning all peepsicles, layabeds, jakeys et all! Three large teas to go please. I think I hear the visitors arising. They'll be orf on their travels this morning.

Simply gorgeous morning here, gin clear with golden sun!
Morning twass, *clunk clunk clunk*

It's dull & overcast here!
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Old 05-08-2016, 09:59
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Morning twass, *clunk clunk clunk*

It's dull & overcast here!
Ta muchly. *returns empty mugs* My visitors have now departed. A quiet weekend lies ahead....hoping the dodgy foot improves by the time I see the GP on Monday! I shall just have to try and sit as much as possible. Not being used to sitting around, this won't come naturally
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Old 05-08-2016, 10:25
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Good morning you lot.

Another gorgeous day, so much sunshine, 20c already.

Pop into your local Natwest bank branch today if you can. They're giving away free cakes as part of a promotion. I picked up a tray full for me and my colleagues and a tray for when Chin gets here. I'm sorry but the rest of you have to get your own or make do with whatever stale offerings SR has to offer.
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Old 05-08-2016, 13:32
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Ta muchly. *returns empty mugs* My visitors have now departed. A quiet weekend lies ahead....hoping the dodgy foot improves by the time I see the GP on Monday! I shall just have to try and sit as much as possible. Not being used to sitting around, this won't come naturally

You could have washed them!

Yer gonna end up with a zimmer! *clunk*

Good morning you lot.

Another gorgeous day, so much sunshine, 20c already.

Pop into your local Natwest bank branch today if you can. They're giving away free cakes as part of a promotion. I picked up a tray full for me and my colleagues and a tray for when Chin gets here. I'm sorry but the rest of you have to get your own or make do with whatever stale offerings SR has to offer.
Heated up here & the sun is shining.
Greedy selfish pig!

I'll take care of chin's, thank you!

Afternoon all.
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Old 05-08-2016, 13:39
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You could have washed them!
Yer gonna end up with a zimmer! *clunk*
Heated up here & the sun is shining.
Greedy selfish pig!
I'll take care of chin's, thank you! :
Afternoon all.
I'll bet you will * rolleyes *

Afternoon Sr, & all

Going out shopping just shortly, working tomorrow so have to restock the van
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Old 05-08-2016, 13:39
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You could have washed them!

Yer gonna end up with a zimmer! *clunk*




Afternoon all.
Actually I looked at buying a pair of crutches from Argos, only £20, in case the GP won't lend me any! I could get about a whole lot easier on some of those

Half of pear cider please with some ice in it. It's a hot one here in the south!
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Old 05-08-2016, 14:03
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I'll bet you will * rolleyes *

Afternoon Sr, & all

Going out shopping just shortly, working tomorrow so have to restock the van
I surely will!

That's nice dear, going to replenish yer beauty products? *clunk*
Actually I looked at buying a pair of crutches from Argos, only £20, in case the GP won't lend me any! I could get about a whole lot easier on some of those

Half of pear cider please with some ice in it. It's a hot one here in the south!
*sniggers* you'd be drunk in charge of crutches. *clunk*
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Old 05-08-2016, 14:47
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I surely will!

That's nice dear, going to replenish yer beauty products? *clunk*

*sniggers* you'd be drunk in charge of crutches. *clunk*
I've already been drunk in charge of walking sticks. And you're not meant to drink on Co-codamol!
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Old 05-08-2016, 14:50
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Hilary or Trump?
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Old 05-08-2016, 15:05
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I've already been drunk in charge of walking sticks. And you're not meant to drink on Co-codamol!

For someone who claims not to be a drinker...........I have my doubts!
Hilary or Trump?
Is this a trick question?
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Old 05-08-2016, 15:15
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I wasn't a drinker. But it would appear I now am Occasionally Particularly when friends visit with lots of French vino!

Clinton is the lesser of two evils but only just
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Old 05-08-2016, 15:33
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Good afternoon.

Gorgeous here, so much sunshine and a pleasant breeze.

A jug of Pimms please, with all the trimmings, chilled just as I like it. You'll find me in the Pub garden.
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Old 05-08-2016, 16:01
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I wasn't a drinker. But it would appear I now am Occasionally Particularly when friends visit with lots of French vino!

Clinton is the lesser of two evils but only just
Hmmm.........I suppose they pin you down (like Eddy's friends do) & force alcohol down yer throat!

Yup she just takes the lead.
Good afternoon.

Gorgeous here, so much sunshine and a pleasant breeze.

A jug of Pimms please, with all the trimmings, chilled just as I like it. You'll find me in the Pub garden.
Afternoon Eddy

You'll find yer Pimms on the bar waiting your collection! *mutters* lazy bugger! *slam*.....*lobs some 'trimmings' at Eddy's fat head*
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Old 05-08-2016, 16:07
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I surely will!
That's nice dear, going to replenish yer beauty products? *clunk*
Aye thats right, I'm going tae B & Q fer some more sand & cement fer your boat race !!
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Old 05-08-2016, 16:15
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Aye thats right, I'm going tae B & Q fer some more sand & cement fer your boat race !!
*sniggers*

Afternoon Sleeps and Eddy! Ooh, Pimms. Yes please. And don't forget the sprig of mint
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Old 05-08-2016, 16:18
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*sniggers*

Afternoon Sleeps and Eddy! Ooh, Pimms. Yes please. And don't forget the sprig of mint
Afternoon Twass, * Mc Clunk *


You've got a home full of poncy french vino, Eddy would drink that but not me, I'll stick tae the house voddy !!
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Old 05-08-2016, 16:20
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Afternoon Eddy

You'll find yer Pimms on the bar waiting your collection! *mutters* lazy bugger! *slam*.....*lobs some 'trimmings' at Eddy's fat head*


*Very reluctantly, goes to bar.*

I suppose I'd better say thank you.

Charge my account.
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Old 05-08-2016, 16:22
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Good afternoon Sleeps, twassington, davor, everyone.
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Old 05-08-2016, 16:26
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Afternoon Twass, * Mc Clunk *


You've got a home full of poncy french vino, Eddy would drink that but not me, I'll stick tae the house voddy !!
McThankyou. *Mcslurps*

Three bottles does not a home full make Still it's three more than I usually have so well pleased
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