Morning twass *clunk clatter splosh* milk is of course extra.

Clearly the producers tried to cover it all up, he's an odious man anyway & I've never liked him!

Meh, it always is in here! I'd like to see you eat a bowl of dry cereal

There is something vaguely repellant about him I have to agree

A grey and cool start to the day with a real breath of Autumn NOT YET!!!! It's so nice to waft about in a vest and shorts! Well, while loafing around the house and garden, the world's not ready for me to go out shopping in them

Good morning everyone.

Gorgeous morning in north London, 19c already. I hope everyone is getting some of this lovely weather.

Coffee please, fresh please, not instant. Served with a smile.

I just like to remind people.
It's not all about me though, is it?

It's very blustery here today, has been all night actually! At least the wind is warm.

Thank gawd for that!

Morning Eddy

*slam*

Morning all.....sorted cats out and went back to bed......only just awake..




Nice mug of tea and toast plez..ta

*Pours coffee over SR's big head.*

Please don't be offended but I did say 'not instant'. and coffee sgould be served hot. Would you like to try again?

Morning hoots and Eddy. Been and fed Boo, next door's pussycat who at 8am was more than ready for his breakfast and greeted me with loud chirrups of impatience. His dad should be home later today so I shouldn't need to do his din dins.

Brightening up here nicely now although there is quite a strong breeze.....I've hung some lavender to dry by the back door and sitting on the sofa suddenly got a strong whiff of it as the wind blew in the door One way to fragrance your house

Better than the fragrance of farts

Now nomming me second round of the toast and Marmite.... absolutely knackered today





Lovely cuppa plez 😁😁😁😁

Is that what your gaff smells like?? It's all those blooming beans and lentils you eat!!!

It does when me son turns up

Lovely day but it's a tad breezy..........getting me washing dry though.

Cats appear to have forgiven me for the change of blankie.....laid all over it and how it smell normal....

Is hoots a veggie ?

Morning Twass, hoots, & all

just been round the lochs wiv the dog fer a wee walk, & its bloody windy here intae the bargin

Yes, my towels are having an eco fluff up as we speak

THey should be grateful that the service at Chatte-au Hoots is so good!


I know hoots loves a nice bit of bacon or a roastie din dins as much as the rest of us but she does eat a lot of veggie food as well....actually so do I

I bet the dog enjoyed that lovely walk! Sounds most picturesque

Me kidneys don't complain when I eats veggie......


Washing machine making protesting noises

He lurved his walk always does, good job I had extra poop bags, I can tell ya !




* Makes hoots a McEgg burger * ............ That'll square yeh right up, as Twass !

* McClunk x2 *

TMI on the pooping front!!

You can't beat an egg burger

Evening Sleeps and all pubster peeps. Glass of rose with a splash of soda and ice cubes please!

Evening McTwass,

Still really windy here & its raining, its like a winters night out there !

* McClunk *

Good evening.


Rain and wind, oh jolly bad luck! It's so gorgeous here, a beautiful summer evening.

*Pours another glass of Pimms.*

I`ll have wot Twass is having..sounds right slurpie.....

McThanks. It's blowing a hooley here but otherwise a lovely summer's evening!


Evening Eddy! We nearly always have the same weather, although I am over 60 miles away from you

methinks McEddy tells porkies

Hi there hooter, twassington, everyone.


Not at all. Look at the BBC weather site for north London/Herts, here.

okay.....tis a lovely evening here..but a trifle breezy though.

have you been at the fried onions McEddy?

Oh fella get yer arse from behind that bar, staff only, witch you'll never be !

Evening Eddy


I've only got one pair a hands hoots, Sr is away tae the fringe, she loves all that marching with men in kilts



No luck Twass, yer always welcome this side of the wall anytime !

* McClunk x3 *

Ta McSleeps. I bet SR is hoping for windy weather so the kilts blow up

will there be anything different from the ordinary?

Wot if they is packing McHaggis`s instead?