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Old 07-08-2016, 19:38
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will there be anything different from the ordinary?

Wot if they is packing McHaggis`s instead?
Is this a euphemism???
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Old 07-08-2016, 20:06
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no..tis a serious comment....perhaps perchance they is abnormal and they has McHagis`s instead of the usual tackle wot most blokes have......You know, fly fishing by J R Hartley......tis all in there and then some
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Old 07-08-2016, 20:17
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no..tis a serious comment....perhaps perchance they is abnormal and they has McHagis`s instead of the usual tackle wot most blokes have......You know, fly fishing by J R Hartley!!!
Just fancy if there was a haggis under there
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Old 07-08-2016, 20:23
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I don`t want to imagine...
Am changin the subject ot one much more refined


Pint of lager and 3 packets of Mccrisps plez
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Old 07-08-2016, 20:33
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Are they haggis flavoured McCrisps???
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Old 07-08-2016, 20:56
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Dunno......spect they has in darkest Scotia....they has taste for that sorta stuff

Ain't Monsters Inc..a lovely film?
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Old 08-08-2016, 05:37
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*opens pub* Morning all

Bloody hell, I thought the roof was gonna blow off last night! Timo must have been feeling the cold too, he came under the throw last night.
Still blowing a gale!
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Old 08-08-2016, 05:54
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Are they haggis flavoured McCrisps???
Wot else would they be?
Dunno......spect they has in darkest Scotia....they has taste for that sorta stuff

Ain't Monsters Inc..a lovely film?
Of course we do! RUSTLE RUSTLE RUSTLE
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Old 08-08-2016, 06:10
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Biggins really is a cretinous moron!
Who the hell would say THIS & why the hell would anyone 'look forward'' to a visit like this. No-one with a modicum of sensitivity that's for sure!

Smacks of a desperate (& failed) attempt of damage limitation gone wrong.
I'm beginning to think maybe that ''fake'' transcript was true after all!
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Old 08-08-2016, 06:21
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Goood moaning all parpsingtons and peeplets! Monday morning again....the weeks flick by in a flash

It was very windy indeed last night but fortunately all died down to barely a breeze now. Mind you, the breeze is a bit sharp and very tumnal flavoured

I love Monsters Inc hoots. One of my all time favourites!

As for Biggins....WHAT WAS HE THINKING?????? Yes, there must have been a fair bit of truth in that manuscript!
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Old 08-08-2016, 07:00
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Good morning.

Lovely sunny morning here but a good deal fresher than over the weekend which I welcome.

Twassington, how's your leg?

Tea please, served swiftly with a smile.
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Old 08-08-2016, 07:25
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Goood moaning all parpsingtons and peeplets! Monday morning again....the weeks flick by in a flash

It was very windy indeed last night but fortunately all died down to barely a breeze now. Mind you, the breeze is a bit sharp and very tumnal flavoured

I love Monsters Inc hoots. One of my all time favourites!

As for Biggins....WHAT WAS HE THINKING?????? Yes, there must have been a fair bit of truth in that manuscript!
Morning twass, the wind has died down a wee bit now, thank goodness......it was well over 100mph up north during the night, was 80 mph or thereabouts here!
How can it be August already?

I think he is under the impression because he's a 'media darling' he can get off with anything. He's continually putting his big fat foot in it. He needs to shut his big gob!
*clunk clatter*
Good morning.

Lovely sunny morning here but a good deal fresher than over the weekend which I welcome.

Twassington, how's your leg?

Tea please, served swiftly with a smile.
Morning Eddy

Whoooops clumsy me.......*deposits hot tea on Eddy's crotch* I served it with a smile, did you see that?
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Old 08-08-2016, 07:27
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Good morning.

Lovely sunny morning here but a good deal fresher than over the weekend which I welcome.

Twassington, how's your leg?

Tea please, served swiftly with a smile.
Morning Eddy. There is a small bit of improvement, thank you for asking! But off to see the GP later this morning in the hopes of referral for whatever treatment there may be for tendon injuries.

It's certainly fresher here and like you, I am welcoming it!
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Old 08-08-2016, 08:05
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Morning Scots and peeps.........still a might breezy but better than last night.....

Oh ,McHaggis crisps! Well I never! Strange wot some folks do like.

Nice mug of tea and the delicious toast and Marmite plez....taxxxx
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Old 08-08-2016, 08:12
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Morning Scots and peeps.........still a might breezy but better than last night.....

Oh ,McHaggis crisps! Well I never! Strange wot some folks do like.

Nice mug of tea and the delicious toast and Marmite plez....taxxxx
I actually forgot to order me breakfast!

What hoots is having please! Morning hoots. I love haggis but not sure what haggis crisps would taste like....peppery I guess
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Old 08-08-2016, 08:23
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I ain't gonna gives em a try....fortunately I doubts they sells em in darkest East Angular
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Old 08-08-2016, 08:31
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I ain't gonna gives em a try....fortunately I doubts they sells em in darkest East Angular
I doubt they are sold here in the garden of England either! ALthough Lidl sells a very nice cream cheese and chilli crisp. Most moreish
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Old 08-08-2016, 11:50
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Morning Eddy

Whoooops clumsy me.......*deposits hot tea on Eddy's crotch* I served it with a smile, did you see that?
You will be sorry for that.

I demand an apology. I demand compensation. My solicitor will be in touch unless you give me £1000.00p

*Goes to Pub kitchen, makes fresh tea and a toasted bacon sandwich. Leaves 'IOU' by till. Forges hooter's signature.*
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Old 08-08-2016, 11:51
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Morning Eddy. There is a small bit of improvement, thank you for asking! But off to see the GP later this morning in the hopes of referral for whatever treatment there may be for tendon injuries.

It's certainly fresher here and like you, I am welcoming it!
Good luck with your GP.
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Old 08-08-2016, 14:25
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Good luck with your GP.
She'll have more luck wiv Stoatie, than the GP !

Afternoon Eddy, & all
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Old 08-08-2016, 15:19
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She'll have more luck wiv Stoatie, than the GP !

Afternoon Eddy, & all
I had very good luck with the GP as it happens! Scored some painkillers which I will save for the festival in a couple of weeks, and got a referral to a specialist in w*nky feet. I hope he doesn't want me to wear orthopaedic shoes
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Old 08-08-2016, 16:47
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I doubt they are sold here in the garden of England either! ALthough Lidl sells a very nice cream cheese and chilli crisp. Most moreish
You Englishers are such peasants!
You will be sorry for that.

I demand an apology. I demand compensation. My solicitor will be in touch unless you give me £1000.00p

*Goes to Pub kitchen, makes fresh tea and a toasted bacon sandwich. Leaves 'IOU' by till. Forges hooter's signature.*
Dream on mister!

*huckles Eddy the Crook out of the kitchen & prepares hefty bill* You're trespassing & therefore will pay the consequences!
If you don't pay you won't be served, you know the rools!
I had very good luck with the GP as it happens! Scored some painkillers which I will save for the festival in a couple of weeks, and got a referral to a specialist in w*nky feet. I hope he doesn't want me to wear orthopaedic shoes

Are you planning on selling drugs at the festival? I'm shocked!

Afternoon all.
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Old 08-08-2016, 16:56
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Are you planning on selling drugs at the festival? I'm shocked!

Afternoon all.
No, they are so I can get to our pitch in one piece and then walk about the festival Luckily we are already in the designated disabled area as my friend is waiting for a replacement hip and can't walk far either. They have willing local scouts who will ferry all your gear from your car to the camping spot for a few quid each. Very good idea It's a small rural festival so not too far to walk to the stages etc.

Afternoon all peepsicles, and a glorious one it's been again.....G&T with plenty of ice and lemon please!
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Old 08-08-2016, 16:57
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Are you planning on selling drugs at the festival? I'm shocked!
Afternoon all.
She did the last time !
Afternoon Sr, Twass, & all

* McClunk *
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Old 08-08-2016, 17:04
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She did the last time !
Afternoon Sr, Twass, & all

* McClunk *
You great fibber Sleeps

*McSlurp*
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