Is this a euphemism???

no..tis a serious comment....perhaps perchance they is abnormal and they has McHagis`s instead of the usual tackle wot most blokes have......You know, fly fishing by J R Hartley......tis all in there and then some

Just fancy if there was a haggis under there

I don`t want to imagine...
Am changin the subject ot one much more refined


Pint of lager and 3 packets of Mccrisps plez

Are they haggis flavoured McCrisps???

Dunno......spect they has in darkest Scotia....they has taste for that sorta stuff

Ain't Monsters Inc..a lovely film?

*opens pub* Morning all

Bloody hell, I thought the roof was gonna blow off last night! Timo must have been feeling the cold too, he came under the throw last night.
Still blowing a gale!

Wot else would they be?

Of course we do! RUSTLE RUSTLE RUSTLE

Biggins really is a cretinous moron!
Who the hell would say THIS & why the hell would anyone 'look forward'' to a visit like this. No-one with a modicum of sensitivity that's for sure!

Smacks of a desperate (& failed) attempt of damage limitation gone wrong.
I'm beginning to think maybe that ''fake'' transcript was true after all!

Goood moaning all parpsingtons and peeplets! Monday morning again....the weeks flick by in a flash

It was very windy indeed last night but fortunately all died down to barely a breeze now. Mind you, the breeze is a bit sharp and very tumnal flavoured

I love Monsters Inc hoots. One of my all time favourites!

As for Biggins....WHAT WAS HE THINKING?????? Yes, there must have been a fair bit of truth in that manuscript!

Good morning.

Lovely sunny morning here but a good deal fresher than over the weekend which I welcome.

Twassington, how's your leg?

Tea please, served swiftly with a smile.

Morning twass, the wind has died down a wee bit now, thank goodness......it was well over 100mph up north during the night, was 80 mph or thereabouts here!
How can it be August already?

I think he is under the impression because he's a 'media darling' he can get off with anything. He's continually putting his big fat foot in it. He needs to shut his big gob!
*clunk clatter*

Morning Eddy

Whoooops clumsy me.......*deposits hot tea on Eddy's crotch* I served it with a smile, did you see that?

Morning Eddy. There is a small bit of improvement, thank you for asking! But off to see the GP later this morning in the hopes of referral for whatever treatment there may be for tendon injuries.

It's certainly fresher here and like you, I am welcoming it!

Morning Scots and peeps.........still a might breezy but better than last night.....

Oh ,McHaggis crisps! Well I never! Strange wot some folks do like.

Nice mug of tea and the delicious toast and Marmite plez....taxxxx

I actually forgot to order me breakfast!

What hoots is having please! Morning hoots. I love haggis but not sure what haggis crisps would taste like....peppery I guess

I ain't gonna gives em a try....fortunately I doubts they sells em in darkest East Angular

I doubt they are sold here in the garden of England either! ALthough Lidl sells a very nice cream cheese and chilli crisp. Most moreish

You will be sorry for that.

I demand an apology. I demand compensation. My solicitor will be in touch unless you give me £1000.00p

*Goes to Pub kitchen, makes fresh tea and a toasted bacon sandwich. Leaves 'IOU' by till. Forges hooter's signature.*

Good luck with your GP.

She'll have more luck wiv Stoatie, than the GP !

Afternoon Eddy, & all

I had very good luck with the GP as it happens! Scored some painkillers which I will save for the festival in a couple of weeks, and got a referral to a specialist in w*nky feet. I hope he doesn't want me to wear orthopaedic shoes

You Englishers are such peasants!

Dream on mister!

*huckles Eddy the Crook out of the kitchen & prepares hefty bill* You're trespassing & therefore will pay the consequences!
If you don't pay you won't be served, you know the rools!


Are you planning on selling drugs at the festival? I'm shocked!

Afternoon all.

No, they are so I can get to our pitch in one piece and then walk about the festival Luckily we are already in the designated disabled area as my friend is waiting for a replacement hip and can't walk far either. They have willing local scouts who will ferry all your gear from your car to the camping spot for a few quid each. Very good idea It's a small rural festival so not too far to walk to the stages etc.

Afternoon all peepsicles, and a glorious one it's been again.....G&T with plenty of ice and lemon please!

She did the last time !
Afternoon Sr, Twass, & all

* McClunk *

You great fibber Sleeps

*McSlurp*