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The Pub (Part 48)
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hooter
08-08-2016
Twass will be selling them McHaggis crisps...... she'll make a killing on them. Prolly make enough money to take us all to Mabelthorpe for a full hour.......


Nice pot of tea and toasted teacake please.....ta
twassington
08-08-2016
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Twass will be selling them McHaggis crisps...... she'll make a killing on them. Prolly make enough money to take us all to Mabelthorpe for a full hour.......


Nice pot of tea and toasted teacake please.....ta”

I might make about £14.99

Second G&T please!
EddyBee
08-08-2016
Good evening all.

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*huckles Eddy the Crook out of the kitchen & prepares hefty bill* You're trespassing & therefore will pay the consequences!
If you don't pay you won't be served, you know the rools!
”



Deduct it off what you owe me or you will be sacked. I think that's fair.

Stella please. Hurry up.
The_Sleeper
08-08-2016
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Twass will be selling them McHaggis crisps...... she'll make a killing on them. Prolly make enough money to take us all to Mabelthorpe for a full hour....
Nice pot of tea and toasted teacake please.....ta”

Asda or tetley ?

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I might make about £14.99
Second G&T please! ”

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Ja...9vV2oOPtprM%3A



Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening all. D
Deduct it off what you owe me or you will be sacked. I think that's fair. )
Stella please. Hurry up. ”


I aint running this place on my own !
twassington
08-08-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“


https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Ja...9vV2oOPtprM%3A





”

When I clicked the link, at first at the top the words SCOTTISH and BA*TARD came up no word of a lie....did this happen for anyone else?
The_Sleeper
08-08-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“When I clicked the link, at first at the top the words SCOTTISH and BA*TARD came up no word of a lie....did this happen for anyone else? ”

I never noticed that, but yer right !!
twassington
08-08-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“I never noticed that, but yer right !! ”

That's hilarious
hooter
08-08-2016
Yorkshire tea plez...and another toasted teacake plez
twassington
08-08-2016
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Yorkshire tea plez...and another toasted teacake plez”

Don't forget the butter, hoots! THey will charge extra but you got to have it
hooter
08-08-2016
I`ll lick it and save the money
twassington
08-08-2016
Originally Posted by hooter:
“I`ll lick it and save the money ”

I suppose that's one way round it
hooter
08-08-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“ I suppose that's one way round it ”

Of course.........

Watching CBB.with the sound orf.....tis better that way cors you imagine the convo and the conflict..

Sheesh me asthma is bad tonight..must. be the woodworm killer
twassington
08-08-2016
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Of course.........

Watching CBB.with the sound orf.....tis better that way cors you imagine the convo and the conflict..

Sheesh me asthma is bad tonight..must. be the woodworm killer”

That won't be helping at all hoots! Sleep well away from the treated areas
hooter
08-08-2016
I'm going outside in the ' yurt'!
Scots rool
09-08-2016
*opens pub* Morning all
Scots rool
09-08-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“No, they are so I can get to our pitch in one piece and then walk about the festival Luckily we are already in the designated disabled area as my friend is waiting for a replacement hip and can't walk far either. They have willing local scouts who will ferry all your gear from your car to the camping spot for a few quid each. Very good idea It's a small rural festival so not too far to walk to the stages etc.

Afternoon all peepsicles, and a glorious one it's been again.....G&T with plenty of ice and lemon please!”

Bloody hell it must be like a geriatrics outing.
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“She did the last time !
Afternoon Sr, Twass, & all

* McClunk *”

Who'd have thunk it!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening all.





Deduct it off what you owe me or you will be sacked. I think that's fair.

Stella please. Hurry up.”

I'll deduct nothing, I don't owe you anything! As if you (or anyone else), can sack me. Stoooopid person, I'm the owner.
You're not getting served until you cough up!
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Asda or tetley ?



https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Ja...9vV2oOPtprM%3A






I aint running this place on my own !”

Don't listen to wot Eddy spouts.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“When I clicked the link, at first at the top the words SCOTTISH and BA*TARD came up no word of a lie....did this happen for anyone else? ”

That's always there.
Scots rool
09-08-2016
Originally Posted by hooter:
“I'm going outside in the ' yurt'! ”


You'll end up covered in wood beetles!
hooter
09-08-2016
Too chilly last night for camping outside in the cats ' yurt'. Doubt I'dbe able to lay down comfortably in it anyway...it's the garden bench with a waterproof cover over it. Lol




Nice cuppa plez..ta
Scots rool
09-08-2016
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Too chilly last night for camping outside in the cats ' yurt'. Doubt I'dbe able to lay down comfortably in it anyway...it's the garden bench with a waterproof cover over it. Lol




Nice cuppa plez..ta”

You'd have ended up with splinters in yer bum!

Morning hoots *clunk*
twassington
09-08-2016
Morning all peepsicles!!!! Clear and bright morning here

It is like a geriatrics outing

Tea and cornflakes please, with moo. Yes, yes, I know it's extra

Why is Scottish and B~stard always there....it's not when I google anything
hooter
09-08-2016
Prolly would to


Morning Scots...bit chilly this morning......must be cors the cats have vacated the ' yurt' and have come in.

Morning twass and all......did yer neighbour come home twass?
twassington
09-08-2016
Yes, he rocked up at around 11.45. Once I knew he was back, I could slide off to kip OK

WHen I first got in bed I thought I could hear the faint plaintive cries of Boo but then realised it was a night bird of some sort....was wondering whether to open a tin of sardines and throw them over the fence
hooter
09-08-2016
You're as bad as me..that's how acquired two cats. One came on its own, and after about a month , it's friend joined it. Now the pair of em think they live here and not up the lane.
there's a Boo cat where these two come from, must be after Monsters Inc, anyway ,he looks like he ate all the pies, perhaps that's why these two were so thin.

Can I have toast wiv me tea?
twassington
09-08-2016
Originally Posted by hooter:
“You're as bad as me..that's how acquired two cats. One came on its own, and after about a month , it's friend joined it. Now the pair of em think they live here and not up the lane.
there's a Boo cat where these two come from, must be after Monsters Inc, anyway ,he looks like he ate all the pies, perhaps that's why these two were so thin.

Can I have toast wiv me tea?”

Boo's a little skinny but he's an old puddy tat now. Jet black with golden eyes, very pretty. Yes I guess after Monsters Inc!!

I reckon the landlady's gone back to bed. Either that or there's a whopping ginger tom on her laptop
hooter
09-08-2016
Guess I'll be making me own toast then
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