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Old 08-08-2016, 17:49
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Twass will be selling them McHaggis crisps...... she'll make a killing on them. Prolly make enough money to take us all to Mabelthorpe for a full hour.......


Nice pot of tea and toasted teacake please.....ta
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Old 08-08-2016, 18:05
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Twass will be selling them McHaggis crisps...... she'll make a killing on them. Prolly make enough money to take us all to Mabelthorpe for a full hour.......


Nice pot of tea and toasted teacake please.....ta
I might make about £14.99

Second G&T please!
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Old 08-08-2016, 18:06
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Good evening all.

*huckles Eddy the Crook out of the kitchen & prepares hefty bill* You're trespassing & therefore will pay the consequences!
If you don't pay you won't be served, you know the rools!


Deduct it off what you owe me or you will be sacked. I think that's fair.

Stella please. Hurry up.
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Old 08-08-2016, 18:44
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Twass will be selling them McHaggis crisps...... she'll make a killing on them. Prolly make enough money to take us all to Mabelthorpe for a full hour....
Nice pot of tea and toasted teacake please.....ta
Asda or tetley ?

I might make about £14.99
Second G&T please!
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Ja...9vV2oOPtprM%3A



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Deduct it off what you owe me or you will be sacked. I think that's fair. )
Stella please. Hurry up.

I aint running this place on my own !
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Old 08-08-2016, 18:47
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When I clicked the link, at first at the top the words SCOTTISH and BA*TARD came up no word of a lie....did this happen for anyone else?
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Old 08-08-2016, 18:57
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When I clicked the link, at first at the top the words SCOTTISH and BA*TARD came up no word of a lie....did this happen for anyone else?
I never noticed that, but yer right !!
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Old 08-08-2016, 19:06
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I never noticed that, but yer right !!
That's hilarious
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Old 08-08-2016, 19:15
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Yorkshire tea plez...and another toasted teacake plez
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Old 08-08-2016, 19:19
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Yorkshire tea plez...and another toasted teacake plez
Don't forget the butter, hoots! THey will charge extra but you got to have it
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Old 08-08-2016, 20:31
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I`ll lick it and save the money
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Old 08-08-2016, 21:14
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I`ll lick it and save the money
I suppose that's one way round it
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Old 08-08-2016, 21:20
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I suppose that's one way round it
Of course.........

Watching CBB.with the sound orf.....tis better that way cors you imagine the convo and the conflict..

Sheesh me asthma is bad tonight..must. be the woodworm killer
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Old 08-08-2016, 21:35
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Of course.........

Watching CBB.with the sound orf.....tis better that way cors you imagine the convo and the conflict..

Sheesh me asthma is bad tonight..must. be the woodworm killer
That won't be helping at all hoots! Sleep well away from the treated areas
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Old 08-08-2016, 22:10
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I'm going outside in the ' yurt'!
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Old 09-08-2016, 05:41
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*opens pub* Morning all
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Old 09-08-2016, 05:54
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No, they are so I can get to our pitch in one piece and then walk about the festival Luckily we are already in the designated disabled area as my friend is waiting for a replacement hip and can't walk far either. They have willing local scouts who will ferry all your gear from your car to the camping spot for a few quid each. Very good idea It's a small rural festival so not too far to walk to the stages etc.

Afternoon all peepsicles, and a glorious one it's been again.....G&T with plenty of ice and lemon please!
Bloody hell it must be like a geriatrics outing.
She did the last time !
Afternoon Sr, Twass, & all

* McClunk *
Who'd have thunk it!
Good evening all.





Deduct it off what you owe me or you will be sacked. I think that's fair.

Stella please. Hurry up.
I'll deduct nothing, I don't owe you anything! As if you (or anyone else), can sack me. Stoooopid person, I'm the owner.
You're not getting served until you cough up!
Asda or tetley ?



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I aint running this place on my own !
Don't listen to wot Eddy spouts.
When I clicked the link, at first at the top the words SCOTTISH and BA*TARD came up no word of a lie....did this happen for anyone else?
That's always there.
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Old 09-08-2016, 05:55
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I'm going outside in the ' yurt'!

You'll end up covered in wood beetles!
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Old 09-08-2016, 06:18
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Too chilly last night for camping outside in the cats ' yurt'. Doubt I'dbe able to lay down comfortably in it anyway...it's the garden bench with a waterproof cover over it. Lol




Nice cuppa plez..ta
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Old 09-08-2016, 06:28
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Too chilly last night for camping outside in the cats ' yurt'. Doubt I'dbe able to lay down comfortably in it anyway...it's the garden bench with a waterproof cover over it. Lol




Nice cuppa plez..ta
You'd have ended up with splinters in yer bum!

Morning hoots *clunk*
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Old 09-08-2016, 06:37
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Morning all peepsicles!!!! Clear and bright morning here

It is like a geriatrics outing

Tea and cornflakes please, with moo. Yes, yes, I know it's extra

Why is Scottish and B~stard always there....it's not when I google anything
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Old 09-08-2016, 06:37
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Prolly would to


Morning Scots...bit chilly this morning......must be cors the cats have vacated the ' yurt' and have come in.

Morning twass and all......did yer neighbour come home twass?
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Old 09-08-2016, 06:43
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Yes, he rocked up at around 11.45. Once I knew he was back, I could slide off to kip OK

WHen I first got in bed I thought I could hear the faint plaintive cries of Boo but then realised it was a night bird of some sort....was wondering whether to open a tin of sardines and throw them over the fence
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Old 09-08-2016, 06:53
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You're as bad as me..that's how acquired two cats. One came on its own, and after about a month , it's friend joined it. Now the pair of em think they live here and not up the lane.
there's a Boo cat where these two come from, must be after Monsters Inc, anyway ,he looks like he ate all the pies, perhaps that's why these two were so thin.

Can I have toast wiv me tea?
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Old 09-08-2016, 06:59
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You're as bad as me..that's how acquired two cats. One came on its own, and after about a month , it's friend joined it. Now the pair of em think they live here and not up the lane.
there's a Boo cat where these two come from, must be after Monsters Inc, anyway ,he looks like he ate all the pies, perhaps that's why these two were so thin.

Can I have toast wiv me tea?
Boo's a little skinny but he's an old puddy tat now. Jet black with golden eyes, very pretty. Yes I guess after Monsters Inc!!

I reckon the landlady's gone back to bed. Either that or there's a whopping ginger tom on her laptop
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Old 09-08-2016, 07:01
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Guess I'll be making me own toast then
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