Twass will be selling them McHaggis crisps...... she'll make a killing on them. Prolly make enough money to take us all to Mabelthorpe for a full hour.......


Nice pot of tea and toasted teacake please.....ta

I might make about £14.99

Second G&T please!

Good evening all.




Deduct it off what you owe me or you will be sacked. I think that's fair.

Stella please. Hurry up.

Asda or tetley ?


https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Ja...9vV2oOPtprM%3A





I aint running this place on my own !

When I clicked the link, at first at the top the words SCOTTISH and BA*TARD came up no word of a lie....did this happen for anyone else?

I never noticed that, but yer right !!

That's hilarious

Yorkshire tea plez...and another toasted teacake plez

Don't forget the butter, hoots! THey will charge extra but you got to have it

I`ll lick it and save the money

I suppose that's one way round it

Of course.........

Watching CBB.with the sound orf.....tis better that way cors you imagine the convo and the conflict..

Sheesh me asthma is bad tonight..must. be the woodworm killer

That won't be helping at all hoots! Sleep well away from the treated areas

I'm going outside in the ' yurt'!

*opens pub* Morning all

Bloody hell it must be like a geriatrics outing.

Who'd have thunk it!

I'll deduct nothing, I don't owe you anything! As if you (or anyone else), can sack me. Stoooopid person, I'm the owner.
You're not getting served until you cough up!

Don't listen to wot Eddy spouts.

That's always there.

You'll end up covered in wood beetles!

Too chilly last night for camping outside in the cats ' yurt'. Doubt I'dbe able to lay down comfortably in it anyway...it's the garden bench with a waterproof cover over it. Lol




Nice cuppa plez..ta

You'd have ended up with splinters in yer bum!

Morning hoots *clunk*

Morning all peepsicles!!!! Clear and bright morning here

It is like a geriatrics outing

Tea and cornflakes please, with moo. Yes, yes, I know it's extra

Why is Scottish and B~stard always there....it's not when I google anything

Prolly would to


Morning Scots...bit chilly this morning......must be cors the cats have vacated the ' yurt' and have come in.

Morning twass and all......did yer neighbour come home twass?

Yes, he rocked up at around 11.45. Once I knew he was back, I could slide off to kip OK

WHen I first got in bed I thought I could hear the faint plaintive cries of Boo but then realised it was a night bird of some sort....was wondering whether to open a tin of sardines and throw them over the fence

You're as bad as me..that's how acquired two cats. One came on its own, and after about a month , it's friend joined it. Now the pair of em think they live here and not up the lane.
there's a Boo cat where these two come from, must be after Monsters Inc, anyway ,he looks like he ate all the pies, perhaps that's why these two were so thin.

Can I have toast wiv me tea?

Boo's a little skinny but he's an old puddy tat now. Jet black with golden eyes, very pretty. Yes I guess after Monsters Inc!!

I reckon the landlady's gone back to bed. Either that or there's a whopping ginger tom on her laptop

Guess I'll be making me own toast then