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Guess I'll be making me own toast then
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I'll scramble the eggs
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Ooh look there's bacon.................
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Think we better go home and make our own....the landlady won't like our helping ourselves....
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Morning all peepsicles!!!! Clear and bright morning here
It is like a geriatrics outing ![]() Tea and cornflakes please, with moo. Yes, yes, I know it's extra ![]() Why is Scottish and B~stard always there....it's not when I google anything ![]() Dunno, maybe because you're an Englisher. *clunk clatter splosh* Quote:
Prolly would to
Morning Scots...bit chilly this morning......must be cors the cats have vacated the ' yurt' and have come in. ![]() Morning twass and all......did yer neighbour come home twass? ![]() Quote:
You're as bad as me..that's how acquired two cats. One came on its own, and after about a month , it's friend joined it. Now the pair of em think they live here and not up the lane.
there's a Boo cat where these two come from, must be after Monsters Inc, anyway ,he looks like he ate all the pies, perhaps that's why these two were so thin. Can I have toast wiv me tea? Quote:
Boo's a little skinny but he's an old puddy tat now. Jet black with golden eyes, very pretty. Yes I guess after Monsters Inc!!
I reckon the landlady's gone back to bed. Either that or there's a whopping ginger tom on her laptop ![]() ![]() |
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*looks innocent* Er....hoots and I were just waiting patiently to be served. Weren't we, hoots
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We may end up on the shoogly nail but needs must hoots. I'll stick the kettle on, you bung some toast under the grill
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I'll scramble the eggs
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Ooh look there's bacon.................
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Think we better go home and make our own....the landlady won't like our helping ourselves....
![]() ![]() What the hell do you both think yer doing! Gerroutof my kitchen........*hauls hoots & twass onto the shoogly nail & empties their pockets to pay for their theft, & misuse of premises* |
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*looks innocent* Er....hoots and I were just waiting patiently to be served. Weren't we, hoots
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Blooming Nora.........took ages to get orf that there nail....... hauls twass orf too.......legs it home
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Blooming Nora.........took ages to get orf that there nail....... hauls twass orf too.......legs it home
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Good morning.
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Wanders in
Morning all....... nods to eddy |
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Afternoon all peeps, boiling hot here....pint of lime and soda please!
Don't spare the ice
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Good afternoon hooter, twassington.
![]() *Phones SR ... yes, that's right, they've escaped from the shoogly nail ... always happy to help.* ![]() *Rewards self with a few cans of stella from behind the bar.* It's what SR would do if she were here.
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Good afternoon hooter, twassington.
![]() *Phones SR ... yes, that's right, they've escaped from the shoogly nail ... always happy to help.* ![]() *Rewards self with a few cans of stella from behind the bar.* It's what SR would do if she were here. ![]() ![]() *opens cans of stella and pours over Eddy's fat head*
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Blooming Nora.........took ages to get orf that there nail....... hauls twass orf too.......legs it home
You'll be sorry now!*hauls hoots off to the reinforced tamperproof shoogly nail* Quote:
Thanks hoots...*legs it as well*
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Good afternoon hooter, twassington.
![]() *Phones SR ... yes, that's right, they've escaped from the shoogly nail ... always happy to help.* ![]() [I]*Rewards self with a few cans of stella from behind the bar.*[/i] It's what SR would do if she were here. ![]() *hauls Eddy off to the reinforced tamperproof shoogly nail* You can pay for that booze when I release you! Quote:
You grasser!!
![]() *opens cans of stella and pours over Eddy's fat head* ![]() *hauls twass off to the reinforced tamperproof shoogly nail* You can pay for that booze & clean up the mess when I release you!
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![]() I was trying to help. ![]() Is it to much expect a reward for betraying hoots and twassington?
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![]() I was trying to help. ![]() Is it to much expect a reward for betraying hoots and twassington? ![]() ![]() ![]() No-one likes a grass, I have CCTV installed everywhere I look at that on a regular basis. Now cough up for the beer you nicked! |
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![]() I was trying to help. ![]() Is it to much expect a reward for betraying hoots and twassington? ![]()
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![]() ![]() No-one likes a grass, I have CCTV installed everywhere I look at that on a regular basis. Now cough up for the beer you nicked!
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Very true! *kicks Eddy's shins again for good measure*
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Due to the shoddy workmanship the blooming super tamperproof nail dropped outta the wall.....
Phones Injury Lawyers For You. who assured me I had a very good claim!! B Hauls twass orf and .empties the cellar.....bliddy flithy in here...phones the Health Inspector ![]() ![]() ![]()
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![]() I was trying to help. ![]() Is it to much expect a reward for betraying hoots and twassington? ![]() ![]() Evening Eddy, hoots, Twass, Sr, & all ![]() * McClunks all round * ![]() Eddy fer a £20 fee I'll watch yer farm show wiv you & say it great every night if you like, plus you can buy all the currys & the McFish & McChips, sounds like a bargin tae me ? ![]()
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Due to the shoddy workmanship the blooming super tamperproof nail dropped outta the wall.....
Phones Injury Lawyers For You. who assured me I had a very good claim!! B Hauls twass orf and .empties the cellar.....bliddy flithy in here...phones the Health Inspector ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Evening Sleeps, are you appying for chins "other" job?? ![]() ![]() *Mc SLurps* Ta mcMuchly! |
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