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Old 09-08-2016, 07:12
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Guess I'll be making me own toast then
We may end up on the shoogly nail but needs must hoots. I'll stick the kettle on, you bung some toast under the grill

*pours self large bowl of cornflakes* This is my starter
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Old 09-08-2016, 07:24
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I'll scramble the eggs
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Old 09-08-2016, 07:28
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Ooh look there's bacon.................
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Old 09-08-2016, 07:47
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Think we better go home and make our own....the landlady won't like our helping ourselves....
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Old 09-08-2016, 07:54
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Morning all peepsicles!!!! Clear and bright morning here

It is like a geriatrics outing

Tea and cornflakes please, with moo. Yes, yes, I know it's extra

Why is Scottish and B~stard always there....it's not when I google anything
Morning twass.
Dunno, maybe because you're an Englisher. *clunk clatter splosh*
Prolly would to


Morning Scots...bit chilly this morning......must be cors the cats have vacated the ' yurt' and have come in.

Morning twass and all......did yer neighbour come home twass?
Timo was under the throw last night too.
You're as bad as me..that's how acquired two cats. One came on its own, and after about a month , it's friend joined it. Now the pair of em think they live here and not up the lane.
there's a Boo cat where these two come from, must be after Monsters Inc, anyway ,he looks like he ate all the pies, perhaps that's why these two were so thin.

Can I have toast wiv me tea?
*tuts* want, want, want! *slam*
Boo's a little skinny but he's an old puddy tat now. Jet black with golden eyes, very pretty. Yes I guess after Monsters Inc!!

I reckon the landlady's gone back to bed. Either that or there's a whopping ginger tom on her laptop
How very dare you.......I was having a shower! Timo is sleeping on one of the kitchen chairs now.
Guess I'll be making me own toast then
Not in here you won't!
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Old 09-08-2016, 07:57
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*looks innocent* Er....hoots and I were just waiting patiently to be served. Weren't we, hoots
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Old 09-08-2016, 07:57
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We may end up on the shoogly nail but needs must hoots. I'll stick the kettle on, you bung some toast under the grill

*pours self large bowl of cornflakes* This is my starter

I'll scramble the eggs

Ooh look there's bacon.................

Think we better go home and make our own....the landlady won't like our helping ourselves....

What the hell do you both think yer doing! Gerroutof my kitchen........*hauls hoots & twass onto the shoogly nail & empties their pockets to pay for their theft, & misuse of premises*
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Old 09-08-2016, 07:58
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*looks innocent* Er....hoots and I were just waiting patiently to be served. Weren't we, hoots
You don't fool me missy! You can stay on that shoogly nail & think about what you've done!
It's all recorded on CCTV!
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Old 09-08-2016, 08:03
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Blooming Nora.........took ages to get orf that there nail....... hauls twass orf too.......legs it home
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Old 09-08-2016, 08:16
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Blooming Nora.........took ages to get orf that there nail....... hauls twass orf too.......legs it home
Thanks hoots...*legs it as well*
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Old 09-08-2016, 09:07
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Good morning.
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Old 09-08-2016, 09:36
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Wanders in

Morning all....... nods to eddy
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Old 09-08-2016, 13:18
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Afternoon all peeps, boiling hot here....pint of lime and soda please! Don't spare the ice
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Old 09-08-2016, 13:26
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Good afternoon hooter, twassington.

*Phones SR ... yes, that's right, they've escaped from the shoogly nail ... always happy to help.*

*Rewards self with a few cans of stella from behind the bar.*

It's what SR would do if she were here.
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Old 09-08-2016, 13:48
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Good afternoon hooter, twassington.

*Phones SR ... yes, that's right, they've escaped from the shoogly nail ... always happy to help.*

*Rewards self with a few cans of stella from behind the bar.*

It's what SR would do if she were here.
You grasser!! *opens cans of stella and pours over Eddy's fat head*
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Old 09-08-2016, 16:16
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Blooming Nora.........took ages to get orf that there nail....... hauls twass orf too.......legs it home
You'll be sorry now!
*hauls hoots off to the reinforced tamperproof shoogly nail*
Thanks hoots...*legs it as well*
........as will you!
Good afternoon hooter, twassington.

*Phones SR ... yes, that's right, they've escaped from the shoogly nail ... always happy to help.*

[I]*Rewards self with a few cans of stella from behind the bar.*[/i]

It's what SR would do if she were here.

*hauls Eddy off to the reinforced tamperproof shoogly nail* You can pay for that booze when I release you!
You grasser!! *opens cans of stella and pours over Eddy's fat head*

*hauls twass off to the reinforced tamperproof shoogly nail* You can pay for that booze & clean up the mess when I release you!
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Old 09-08-2016, 16:22
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I was trying to help.

Is it to much expect a reward for betraying hoots and twassington?
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Old 09-08-2016, 16:25
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I was trying to help.

Is it to much expect a reward for betraying hoots and twassington?

No-one likes a grass, I have CCTV installed everywhere I look at that on a regular basis. Now cough up for the beer you nicked!
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Old 09-08-2016, 16:27
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I was trying to help.

Is it to much expect a reward for betraying hoots and twassington?
Yes! Yes it is! *kicks Eddy's short fat hairy legs as he dangles off the nail* I'll turn you upside down and use your head as a mop to clean up the Stella. You can drink any that trickles down your nose into your mouth. No need to thank me
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Old 09-08-2016, 16:28
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No-one likes a grass, I have CCTV installed everywhere I look at that on a regular basis. Now cough up for the beer you nicked!
Very true! *kicks Eddy's shins again for good measure*
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Old 09-08-2016, 16:32
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Very true! *kicks Eddy's shins again for good measure*
*tapes up twass's fat hairy legs*
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Old 09-08-2016, 16:58
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*tapes up twass's fat hairy legs*
I could do with a free wax
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Old 09-08-2016, 17:22
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Due to the shoddy workmanship the blooming super tamperproof nail dropped outta the wall.....


Phones Injury Lawyers For You. who assured me I had a very good claim!!

B
Hauls twass orf and .empties the cellar.....bliddy flithy in here...phones the Health Inspector

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Old 09-08-2016, 17:31
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I was trying to help.

Is it to much expect a reward for betraying hoots and twassington?
Aye yer good at that , ya snitch

Evening Eddy, hoots, Twass, Sr, & all

* McClunks all round *

Eddy fer a £20 fee I'll watch yer farm show wiv you & say it great every night if you like, plus you can buy all the currys & the McFish & McChips, sounds like a bargin tae me ?
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Old 09-08-2016, 17:34
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Due to the shoddy workmanship the blooming super tamperproof nail dropped outta the wall.....


Phones Injury Lawyers For You. who assured me I had a very good claim!!

B
Hauls twass orf and .empties the cellar.....bliddy flithy in here...phones the Health Inspector

Oh well done hoots!!

Evening Sleeps, are you appying for chins "other" job??

*Mc SLurps* Ta mcMuchly!
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