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Old 09-08-2016, 18:08
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Evening sleeps.....kicks eddy

Nice cuppa please..ta
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Old 09-08-2016, 18:38
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Evening Sleeps, are you appying for chins "other" job??
*Mc SLurps* Ta mcMuchly!
Och I might aswell, its another income, & a full & there money & all that

Evening sleeps.....kicks eddy
Nice cuppa please..ta
Yorkshire the same as last night ?
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Old 09-08-2016, 18:57
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Yorkshire tea is the best tea there is *holds mug out*
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Old 09-08-2016, 19:00
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Yorkshire tea is the best tea there is *holds mug out*
It is indeed * McClunk *
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Old 09-08-2016, 19:00
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*Liberated from the shoogly by local yoof.*

Sleeps, a round of drinks for my friends the local yoof and keep them coming. A stella for me.

*Grabs all remotes, enters snug for Emmerdale.*

*Orders fish and chips with all the trimmings for self and local yoof. Tells local yoof to bash up anyone attempting to disturb Emmerdale.*
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Old 09-08-2016, 19:54
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Eddy fer a £20 fee I'll watch yer farm show wiv you & say it great every night if you like, plus you can buy all the currys & the McFish & McChips, sounds like a bargin tae me ?


Get stuffed and get serving.

Another stellla please.
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Old 10-08-2016, 05:38
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*opens pub* Morning all
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Old 10-08-2016, 06:18
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I could do with a free wax
Shame it took most of the skin off too.
Aye yer good at that , ya snitch

Evening Eddy, hoots, Twass, Sr, & all

* McClunks all round *

Eddy fer a £20 fee I'll watch yer farm show wiv you & say it great every night if you like, plus you can buy all the currys & the McFish & McChips, sounds like a bargin tae me ?
You're job is on a shoogly nail, mister!
*Liberated from the shoogly by local yoof.*

Sleeps, a round of drinks for my friends the local yoof and keep them coming. A stella for me.

*Grabs all remotes, enters snug for Emmerdale.*

*Orders fish and chips with all the trimmings for self and local yoof. Tells local yoof to bash up anyone attempting to disturb Emmerdale.*

Yer barred until you settle yer bill!
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Old 10-08-2016, 06:30
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You're job is on a shoogly nail, mister!
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Och yer talking rubbish, I'm the glue that keeps this pub together, & you should remember that when dishing oot yer threats ......... * rolleyes *

Morning Sr, & all
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Old 10-08-2016, 06:37
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Och yer talking rubbish, I'm the glue that keeps this pub together, & you should remember that when dishing oot yer threats ......... * rolleyes *

Morning Sr, & all
In yer dreams........just you remember who pays yer wages!

Morning Joe *slam* you can get that snug cleaned out seeing as you allowed Eddy the Crook to bring in stinking food!
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Old 10-08-2016, 07:38
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Morning all pubster peeps......*shows off hairless and exfoliated legs*

Large tea and some toast and peanut butter please. Glorious morning so far
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Old 10-08-2016, 07:59
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Morning all pubster peeps......*shows off hairless and exfoliated legs*

Large tea and some toast and peanut butter please. Glorious morning so far


Ohh, look at those legs *wink-wink, nudge-nudge* Good morning!
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Old 10-08-2016, 08:05
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Morning all pubster peeps......*shows off hairless and exfoliated legs*

Large tea and some toast and peanut butter please. Glorious morning so far
Morning twass.......I'm sure yer legs will look fine once the scabs fall off. *clunk clatter*
Lovely here too, but a real drop in temperature 9c!
Ohh, look at those legs *wink-wink, nudge-nudge* Good morning!
Morning davor.......you like the skinless look then? *clunk*
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Old 10-08-2016, 08:34
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Ohh, look at those legs *wink-wink, nudge-nudge* Good morning!
*preens* Thank you and good morning davor

Morning twass.......I'm sure yer legs will look fine once the scabs fall off. *clunk clatter*
Lovely here too, but a real drop in temperature 9c!

Morning davor.......you like the skinless look then? *clunk*
Shurrup you!!

Blimey that is chilly for August even for Scotland Ta muchly......*munch, slurp*
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Old 10-08-2016, 13:28
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Afternoon all.........large builders and half a packet of Rich Tea. bidcies plez...ta
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Old 10-08-2016, 14:05
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Afternoon all.........large builders and half a packet of Rich Tea. bidcies plez...ta
Afternoon hoots, & all

I've only got half a packet left, twass has been @ them again !

* McClunk *
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Old 10-08-2016, 14:44
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Well, I'll have wots left in the packet

They are McVites aren't they????
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Old 10-08-2016, 18:36
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Course they are, would you like a couple aff Carmel logs tae top you up ?

you can get them fer nowt
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Old 10-08-2016, 19:16
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Afternoon hoots, & all

I've only got half a packet left, twass has been @ them again !

* McClunk *


Your nose will be longer than Pinocchio's Sleeps

Evening all peeps! Large glass of Mcred wine please.
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Old 10-08-2016, 19:25
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Your nose will be longer than Pinocchio's Sleeps
Evening all peeps! Large glass of Mcred wine please.
Theres only one person wiv a big nose works behind the bar, & they lurve asda smart price gear, any more clues needed ??

Evening McTwass, * McCklunk *
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Old 10-08-2016, 20:48
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Mcasda........to you

I`ll have one of them there Mcvino`s too..ta
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Old 10-08-2016, 21:47
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Theres only one person wiv a big nose works behind the bar, & they lurve asda smart price gear, any more clues needed ??

Evening McTwass, * McCklunk *
McThanks

That would be McSR!
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Old 11-08-2016, 05:41
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*opens pub* Morning all
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Old 11-08-2016, 05:53
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Course they are, would you like a couple aff Carmel logs tae top you up ?

you can get them fer nowt

*deducts sum from Joe's wages*
Theres only one person wiv a big nose works behind the bar, & they lurve asda smart price gear, any more clues needed ??

Evening McTwass, * McCklunk *

How very dare you! I do not have a big nose!
McThanks

That would be McSR!
.........and yer point is? I'm not running a charidee & it's good enough for you lot. If I put prices up you all moan! You can't have it both ways.
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Old 11-08-2016, 06:37
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Good morning you lot.

A pleasant enough morning.

Tea please, served with a smile.
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