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The Pub (Part 48)
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hooter
09-08-2016
Evening sleeps.....kicks eddy

Nice cuppa please..ta
The_Sleeper
09-08-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Evening Sleeps, are you appying for chins "other" job??
*Mc SLurps* Ta mcMuchly!”

Och I might aswell, its another income, & a full & there money & all that

Originally Posted by hooter:
“Evening sleeps.....kicks eddy
Nice cuppa please..ta”

Yorkshire the same as last night ?
twassington
09-08-2016
Yorkshire tea is the best tea there is *holds mug out*
The_Sleeper
09-08-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Yorkshire tea is the best tea there is *holds mug out*”

It is indeed * McClunk *
EddyBee
09-08-2016
*Liberated from the shoogly by local yoof.*

Sleeps, a round of drinks for my friends the local yoof and keep them coming. A stella for me.

*Grabs all remotes, enters snug for Emmerdale.*

*Orders fish and chips with all the trimmings for self and local yoof. Tells local yoof to bash up anyone attempting to disturb Emmerdale.*
EddyBee
09-08-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Eddy fer a £20 fee I'll watch yer farm show wiv you & say it great every night if you like, plus you can buy all the currys & the McFish & McChips, sounds like a bargin tae me ? ”



Get stuffed and get serving.

Another stellla please.
Scots rool
10-08-2016
*opens pub* Morning all
Scots rool
10-08-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I could do with a free wax ”

Shame it took most of the skin off too.
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Aye yer good at that , ya snitch

Evening Eddy, hoots, Twass, Sr, & all

* McClunks all round *

Eddy fer a £20 fee I'll watch yer farm show wiv you & say it great every night if you like, plus you can buy all the currys & the McFish & McChips, sounds like a bargin tae me ? ”

You're job is on a shoogly nail, mister!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“*Liberated from the shoogly by local yoof.*

Sleeps, a round of drinks for my friends the local yoof and keep them coming. A stella for me.

*Grabs all remotes, enters snug for Emmerdale.*

*Orders fish and chips with all the trimmings for self and local yoof. Tells local yoof to bash up anyone attempting to disturb Emmerdale.*
”


Yer barred until you settle yer bill!
The_Sleeper
10-08-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“ You're job is on a shoogly nail, mister!
!”

Och yer talking rubbish, I'm the glue that keeps this pub together, & you should remember that when dishing oot yer threats ......... * rolleyes *

Morning Sr, & all
Scots rool
10-08-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Och yer talking rubbish, I'm the glue that keeps this pub together, & you should remember that when dishing oot yer threats ......... * rolleyes *

Morning Sr, & all ”

In yer dreams........just you remember who pays yer wages!

Morning Joe *slam* you can get that snug cleaned out seeing as you allowed Eddy the Crook to bring in stinking food!
twassington
10-08-2016
Morning all pubster peeps......*shows off hairless and exfoliated legs*

Large tea and some toast and peanut butter please. Glorious morning so far
davor
10-08-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all pubster peeps......*shows off hairless and exfoliated legs*

Large tea and some toast and peanut butter please. Glorious morning so far ”



Ohh, look at those legs *wink-wink, nudge-nudge* Good morning!
Scots rool
10-08-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all pubster peeps......*shows off hairless and exfoliated legs*

Large tea and some toast and peanut butter please. Glorious morning so far ”

Morning twass.......I'm sure yer legs will look fine once the scabs fall off. *clunk clatter*
Lovely here too, but a real drop in temperature 9c!
Originally Posted by davor:
“Ohh, look at those legs *wink-wink, nudge-nudge* Good morning!”

Morning davor.......you like the skinless look then? *clunk*
twassington
10-08-2016
Originally Posted by davor:
“Ohh, look at those legs *wink-wink, nudge-nudge* Good morning!”

*preens* Thank you and good morning davor

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Morning twass.......I'm sure yer legs will look fine once the scabs fall off. *clunk clatter*
Lovely here too, but a real drop in temperature 9c!

Morning davor.......you like the skinless look then? *clunk*”

Shurrup you!!

Blimey that is chilly for August even for Scotland Ta muchly......*munch, slurp*
hooter
10-08-2016
Afternoon all.........large builders and half a packet of Rich Tea. bidcies plez...ta
The_Sleeper
10-08-2016
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Afternoon all.........large builders and half a packet of Rich Tea. bidcies plez...ta”

Afternoon hoots, & all

I've only got half a packet left, twass has been @ them again !

* McClunk *
hooter
10-08-2016
Well, I'll have wots left in the packet

They are McVites aren't they????
The_Sleeper
10-08-2016
Course they are, would you like a couple aff Carmel logs tae top you up ?

you can get them fer nowt
twassington
10-08-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Afternoon hoots, & all

I've only got half a packet left, twass has been @ them again !

* McClunk * ”



Your nose will be longer than Pinocchio's Sleeps

Evening all peeps! Large glass of Mcred wine please.
The_Sleeper
10-08-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“:
Your nose will be longer than Pinocchio's Sleeps
Evening all peeps! Large glass of Mcred wine please.”

Theres only one person wiv a big nose works behind the bar, & they lurve asda smart price gear, any more clues needed ??

Evening McTwass, * McCklunk *
hooter
10-08-2016
Mcasda........to you

I`ll have one of them there Mcvino`s too..ta
twassington
10-08-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Theres only one person wiv a big nose works behind the bar, & they lurve asda smart price gear, any more clues needed ??

Evening McTwass, * McCklunk * ”

McThanks

That would be McSR!
Scots rool
11-08-2016
*opens pub* Morning all
Scots rool
11-08-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Course they are, would you like a couple aff Carmel logs tae top you up ?

you can get them fer nowt ”


*deducts sum from Joe's wages*
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Theres only one person wiv a big nose works behind the bar, & they lurve asda smart price gear, any more clues needed ??

Evening McTwass, * McCklunk * ”


How very dare you! I do not have a big nose!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“McThanks

That would be McSR!”

.........and yer point is? I'm not running a charidee & it's good enough for you lot. If I put prices up you all moan! You can't have it both ways.
EddyBee
11-08-2016
Good morning you lot.

A pleasant enough morning.

Tea please, served with a smile.
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