Evening sleeps.....kicks eddy
Nice cuppa please..ta
Nice cuppa please..ta
The Pub (Part 48)
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“Evening Sleeps, are you appying for chins "other" job??
*Mc SLurps* Ta mcMuchly!”
“Evening Sleeps, are you appying for chins "other" job??
*Mc SLurps* Ta mcMuchly!”
Och I might aswell, its another income, & a full & there money & all that
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Evening sleeps.....kicks eddy
Nice cuppa please..ta”
“Evening sleeps.....kicks eddy
Nice cuppa please..ta”
Yorkshire the same as last night ?
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Yorkshire tea is the best tea there is
*holds mug out*”
“Yorkshire tea is the best tea there is
*holds mug out*”
It is indeed * McClunk *
*Liberated from the shoogly by local yoof.*
Sleeps, a round of drinks for my friends the local yoof and keep them coming. A stella for me.
*Grabs all remotes, enters snug for Emmerdale.*
*Orders fish and chips with all the trimmings for self and local yoof. Tells local yoof to bash up anyone attempting to disturb Emmerdale.*
Sleeps, a round of drinks for my friends the local yoof and keep them coming. A stella for me.
*Grabs all remotes, enters snug for Emmerdale.*
*Orders fish and chips with all the trimmings for self and local yoof. Tells local yoof to bash up anyone attempting to disturb Emmerdale.*
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Eddy fer a £20 fee I'll watch yer farm show wiv you & say it great every night if you like, plus you can buy all the currys & the McFish & McChips, sounds like a bargin tae me ?”
“Eddy fer a £20 fee I'll watch yer farm show wiv you & say it great every night if you like, plus you can buy all the currys & the McFish & McChips, sounds like a bargin tae me ?
”
Get stuffed and get serving.
Another stellla please.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I could do with a free wax”
“I could do with a free wax
”
Shame it took most of the skin off too.
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Aye yer good at that , ya snitch
Evening Eddy, hoots, Twass, Sr, & all
* McClunks all round *
Eddy fer a £20 fee I'll watch yer farm show wiv you & say it great every night if you like, plus you can buy all the currys & the McFish & McChips, sounds like a bargin tae me ?”
“Aye yer good at that , ya snitch
Evening Eddy, hoots, Twass, Sr, & all
* McClunks all round *
Eddy fer a £20 fee I'll watch yer farm show wiv you & say it great every night if you like, plus you can buy all the currys & the McFish & McChips, sounds like a bargin tae me ?
”
You're job is on a shoogly nail, mister!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“*Liberated from the shoogly by local yoof.*
Sleeps, a round of drinks for my friends the local yoof and keep them coming. A stella for me.
*Grabs all remotes, enters snug for Emmerdale.*
*Orders fish and chips with all the trimmings for self and local yoof. Tells local yoof to bash up anyone attempting to disturb Emmerdale.* ”
“*Liberated from the shoogly by local yoof.*
Sleeps, a round of drinks for my friends the local yoof and keep them coming. A stella for me.
*Grabs all remotes, enters snug for Emmerdale.*
*Orders fish and chips with all the trimmings for self and local yoof. Tells local yoof to bash up anyone attempting to disturb Emmerdale.* ”
Yer barred until you settle yer bill!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“ You're job is on a shoogly nail, mister!
!”
“
You're job is on a shoogly nail, mister! !”
Och yer talking rubbish, I'm the glue that keeps this pub together, & you should remember that when dishing oot yer threats ......... * rolleyes *
Morning Sr, & all
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Och yer talking rubbish, I'm the glue that keeps this pub together, & you should remember that when dishing oot yer threats ......... * rolleyes *
Morning Sr, & all”
“Och yer talking rubbish, I'm the glue that keeps this pub together, & you should remember that when dishing oot yer threats ......... * rolleyes *
Morning Sr, & all
”
In yer dreams........just you remember who pays yer wages!
Morning Joe *slam* you can get that snug cleaned out seeing as you allowed Eddy the Crook to bring in stinking food!
Morning all pubster peeps......*shows off hairless and exfoliated legs* 
Large tea and some toast and peanut butter please. Glorious morning so far
Large tea and some toast and peanut butter please. Glorious morning so far
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all pubster peeps......*shows off hairless and exfoliated legs*
Large tea and some toast and peanut butter please. Glorious morning so far”
“Morning all pubster peeps......*shows off hairless and exfoliated legs*
Large tea and some toast and peanut butter please. Glorious morning so far
”
Ohh, look at those legs *wink-wink, nudge-nudge* Good morning!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all pubster peeps......*shows off hairless and exfoliated legs*
Large tea and some toast and peanut butter please. Glorious morning so far”
“Morning all pubster peeps......*shows off hairless and exfoliated legs*
Large tea and some toast and peanut butter please. Glorious morning so far
”
Morning twass.......I'm sure yer legs will look fine once the scabs fall off.
*clunk clatter* Lovely here too, but a real drop in temperature 9c!
Originally Posted by davor:
“Ohh, look at those legs *wink-wink, nudge-nudge* Good morning!”
“Ohh, look at those legs *wink-wink, nudge-nudge* Good morning!
”
Morning davor.......you like the skinless look then?
*clunk*
Originally Posted by davor:
“Ohh, look at those legs *wink-wink, nudge-nudge* Good morning!”
“Ohh, look at those legs *wink-wink, nudge-nudge* Good morning!
”
*preens* Thank you and good morning davor
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Morning twass.......I'm sure yer legs will look fine once the scabs fall off. *clunk clatter*
Lovely here too, but a real drop in temperature 9c!
Morning davor.......you like the skinless look then? *clunk*”
“Morning twass.......I'm sure yer legs will look fine once the scabs fall off.
*clunk clatter* Lovely here too, but a real drop in temperature 9c!
Morning davor.......you like the skinless look then?
*clunk*”
Shurrup you!!Blimey that is chilly for August even for Scotland
Ta muchly......*munch, slurp*
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Afternoon all.........large builders and half a packet of Rich Tea. bidcies plez...ta”
“Afternoon all.........large builders and half a packet of Rich Tea. bidcies plez...ta”
Afternoon hoots, & all
I've only got half a packet left, twass has been @ them again !
* McClunk *
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Afternoon hoots, & all
I've only got half a packet left, twass has been @ them again !
* McClunk *”
“Afternoon hoots, & all
I've only got half a packet left, twass has been @ them again !
* McClunk *
”
Your nose will be longer than Pinocchio's Sleeps
Evening all peeps! Large glass of Mcred wine please.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“:
Your nose will be longer than Pinocchio's Sleeps
Evening all peeps! Large glass of Mcred wine please.”
“:
Your nose will be longer than Pinocchio's Sleeps
Evening all peeps! Large glass of Mcred wine please.”
Theres only one person wiv a big nose works behind the bar, & they lurve asda smart price gear, any more clues needed ??
Evening McTwass, * McCklunk *
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Theres only one person wiv a big nose works behind the bar, & they lurve asda smart price gear, any more clues needed ??
Evening McTwass, * McCklunk *”
“Theres only one person wiv a big nose works behind the bar, & they lurve asda smart price gear, any more clues needed ??
Evening McTwass, * McCklunk *
”
McThanks
That would be McSR!
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Course they are, would you like a couple aff Carmel logs tae top you up ?
you can get them fer nowt”
“Course they are, would you like a couple aff Carmel logs tae top you up ?
you can get them fer nowt
”
*deducts sum from Joe's wages*
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Theres only one person wiv a big nose works behind the bar, & they lurve asda smart price gear, any more clues needed ??
Evening McTwass, * McCklunk *”
“Theres only one person wiv a big nose works behind the bar, & they lurve asda smart price gear, any more clues needed ??
Evening McTwass, * McCklunk *
”
How very dare you! I do not have a big nose!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“McThanks
That would be McSR!”
“McThanks
That would be McSR!”
.........and yer point is? I'm not running a charidee & it's good enough for you lot. If I put prices up you all moan! You can't have it both ways.
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