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The Pub (Part 48)
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Scots rool
11-08-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning you lot.

A pleasant enough morning.

Tea please, served with a smile. ”

Morning Eddy

Chucking it down here!

*slam* a smile is extra......I'm not paid to smile!
hooter
11-08-2016
Morning McScots and all

Pouring with rain in these erre parts.....still the garden was as dry as a bone and could do with a good soakin afor we gets the super hot wevver at the weekend.

Large McTea please and aside of toast...ta
EddyBee
11-08-2016
Hi there Hoots, SR, everyone.

Looks as if we might get a shower or 2 later but otherwise very pleasant.

*Pours tea over SR's big head*

You used semi-skimmed milk. I only ever have skimmed. Let that be a lesson to you.

Hands over cash in full payment of everything, adding an extra something to cover SR's dry cleaning and carpet cleaning costs. Legs it.
HaloJoe
11-08-2016
Hi guys.........Sorry for being an idiot, but im drunk and searching!!!

Knock me up a cooling straight up JD with a hint of pepper barman, cheers!
twassington
11-08-2016
Morning all pubsters!! Damp cool morning here but the garden is well chuffed with the situation Saved all my pretties from drying up!

Blimey, hello stranger - Halo Still drunk from last night or started very early?
hooter
11-08-2016
Morning twass and halo.....

Chucking it down here

Cooooo, the service is slow today.😎
HaloJoe
11-08-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all pubsters!! Damp cool morning here but the garden is well chuffed with the situation Saved all my pretties from drying up!

Blimey, hello stranger - Halo Still drunk from last night or started very early? ”

Still drunk.........

You're amazing
twassington
11-08-2016
Originally Posted by HaloJoe:
“Still drunk.........

You're amazing ”

I love drunk people. They say the sweetest things
Scots rool
11-08-2016
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Morning McScots and all

Pouring with rain in these erre parts.....still the garden was as dry as a bone and could do with a good soakin afor we gets the super hot wevver at the weekend.

Large McTea please and aside of toast...ta”


What's all this Mc nonsense! You'll get a cup of tea & lump it! *slam*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Hi there Hoots, SR, everyone.

Looks as if we might get a shower or 2 later but otherwise very pleasant.

*Pours tea over SR's big head*

You used semi-skimmed milk. I only ever have skimmed. Let that be a lesson to you.

Hands over cash in full payment of everything, adding an extra something to cover SR's dry cleaning and carpet cleaning costs. Legs it.
”


You're gonna be soooooooooo sorry for that!
Originally Posted by HaloJoe:
“Hi guys.........Sorry for being an idiot, but im drunk and searching!!!

Knock me up a cooling straight up JD with a hint of pepper barman, cheers!”

Please being the operative word! *slam*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all pubsters!! Damp cool morning here but the garden is well chuffed with the situation Saved all my pretties from drying up!

Blimey, hello stranger - Halo Still drunk from last night or started very early? ”

Morning twass.
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Morning twass and halo.....

Chucking it down here

Cooooo, the service is slow today.😎”

I was in the cellar tidying up.....lazy Joe hasn't cleaned it despite it being part of his duties. Stop yer whining, that's why vending machines are installed! *glares at hoots in a menacing manner*
Scots rool
11-08-2016
Originally Posted by HaloJoe:
“Still drunk.........

You're amazing ”

You drinking on an empty head again! ROLLEYES
HaloJoe
11-08-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I love drunk people. They say the sweetest things ”

Truth????!!!!!!!

Shit, you're such a good person! Thank you for tolerating me!

I love you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vksfnZaZ0A4
twassington
11-08-2016
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Morning twass and halo.....

Chucking it down here

Cooooo, the service is slow today.😎”

Morning hoots!! I'm hoping it will lay the dust in the lane which has coated my car and the cottage Always the same in summer!!



Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“You drinking on an empty head again! ROLLEYES”



Large tea please and a bowl of weetabix and moo with sliced narna! Thank you kindly
Scots rool
11-08-2016
Originally Posted by HaloJoe:
“Truth????!!!!!!!

Shit, you're such a good person! Thank you for tolerating me!

I love you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vksfnZaZ0A4”

*tuts loudly* ROLLEYES
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning hoots!! I'm hoping it will lay the dust in the lane which has coated my car and the cottage Always the same in summer!!







Large tea please and a bowl of weetabix and moo with sliced narna! Thank you kindly ”

*clatter clunk slice slam*
twassington
11-08-2016
Why thank you SR, such gracious service

*much, slurrrp*
Scots rool
11-08-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Why thank you SR, such gracious service

*much, slurrrp*”

You're very welcome.....thanks for noticing.

Afternoon all.

*pours self a very large spritzer & puts feet up on the bar*
twassington
11-08-2016
Afternoon SR, are you going to lay in lots of ice creams to take advantage of the heatwave that's said to be coming??
The_Sleeper
11-08-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
I was in the cellar tidying up.....lazy Joe hasn't cleaned it despite it being part of his duties. I]”

Part of my duties. my arse, I'm paid from the neck up, the thinking womans crumpet !

Afternoon Sr, Twass, & all
Scots rool
11-08-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Afternoon SR, are you going to lay in lots of ice creams to take advantage of the heatwave that's said to be coming??”

Does this look like an ice cream parlour? No I'm bloody not, considering up here in Scotia we WON'T be having any heatwave!
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Part of my duties. my arse, I'm paid from the neck up, the thinking womans crumpet !

Afternoon Sr, Twass, & all ”

You're paid to work! You're clearly deluded, & use one of those magic mirrors! ROLLEYES
The_Sleeper
11-08-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Does this look like an ice cream parlour? No I'm bloody not, considering up here in Scotia we WON'T be having any heatwave!


You're paid to work! You're clearly deluded, & use one of those magic mirrors! ROLLEYES”

Paid??? Its not the money you pay me that pays my holibobs I can a sure you ! * rolleyes *
Scots rool
11-08-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Paid??? Its not the money you pay me that pays my holibobs I can a sure you ! * rolleyes *”

What does that have to do with anything? No-one mentioned your holidays. Bloomin' weirdo! And what you do in yer free time is nothing to do with me!
The_Sleeper
11-08-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“ What does that have to do with anything? p”

If you paid us witch aint very often, I wouldn't need tae do 2 other jobs, If its a skivvy yer looking fer ............. yeah can go & get milked .......... free time ? wots that when its at hame !!
EddyBee
11-08-2016
Good evening all.

An ice cream soda with a strawberry cornetto on the side please.
EddyBee
11-08-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“You're paid to work! You're clearly deluded, & use one of those magic mirrors! ROLLEYES”



Staff problems, old bean?

Have no fear, Eddy is here with a simple solution. I can supply you with good quality and cheap agency staff. Just let me know and your wish is my command. (Arrangement fee, admin charge and commission payable in advance. Free bar tab essential, no upper limit. No refunds.)
twassington
11-08-2016
Evening all peeps! Mini twass is back for the weekend Two large G&T's please!
The_Sleeper
11-08-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening all.
An ice cream soda with a strawberry cornetto on the side please. ”


This is a pub, not a bloody ice cream parlor ! * Rolleyes *


Originally Posted by twassington:
“Evening all peeps! Mini twass is back for the weekend Two large G&T's please!”

Gawd, one bad enough

Evening Twass x2, Eddy, & all * Clunk *
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