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Old 11-08-2016, 06:47
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Good morning you lot.

A pleasant enough morning.

Tea please, served with a smile.
Morning Eddy

Chucking it down here!

*slam* a smile is extra......I'm not paid to smile!
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Old 11-08-2016, 06:49
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Morning McScots and all

Pouring with rain in these erre parts.....still the garden was as dry as a bone and could do with a good soakin afor we gets the super hot wevver at the weekend.

Large McTea please and aside of toast...ta
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Old 11-08-2016, 07:12
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Hi there Hoots, SR, everyone.

Looks as if we might get a shower or 2 later but otherwise very pleasant.

*Pours tea over SR's big head*

You used semi-skimmed milk. I only ever have skimmed. Let that be a lesson to you.

Hands over cash in full payment of everything, adding an extra something to cover SR's dry cleaning and carpet cleaning costs. Legs it.
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Old 11-08-2016, 07:18
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Hi guys.........Sorry for being an idiot, but im drunk and searching!!!

Knock me up a cooling straight up JD with a hint of pepper barman, cheers!
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Old 11-08-2016, 07:31
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Morning all pubsters!! Damp cool morning here but the garden is well chuffed with the situation Saved all my pretties from drying up!

Blimey, hello stranger - Halo Still drunk from last night or started very early?
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Old 11-08-2016, 07:46
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Morning twass and halo.....

Chucking it down here

Cooooo, the service is slow today.😎
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Old 11-08-2016, 07:47
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Morning all pubsters!! Damp cool morning here but the garden is well chuffed with the situation Saved all my pretties from drying up!

Blimey, hello stranger - Halo Still drunk from last night or started very early?
Still drunk.........

You're amazing
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Old 11-08-2016, 07:54
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Still drunk.........

You're amazing
I love drunk people. They say the sweetest things
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Old 11-08-2016, 08:05
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Morning McScots and all

Pouring with rain in these erre parts.....still the garden was as dry as a bone and could do with a good soakin afor we gets the super hot wevver at the weekend.

Large McTea please and aside of toast...ta

What's all this Mc nonsense! You'll get a cup of tea & lump it! *slam*
Hi there Hoots, SR, everyone.

Looks as if we might get a shower or 2 later but otherwise very pleasant.

*Pours tea over SR's big head*

You used semi-skimmed milk. I only ever have skimmed. Let that be a lesson to you.

Hands over cash in full payment of everything, adding an extra something to cover SR's dry cleaning and carpet cleaning costs. Legs it.

You're gonna be soooooooooo sorry for that!
Hi guys.........Sorry for being an idiot, but im drunk and searching!!!

Knock me up a cooling straight up JD with a hint of pepper barman, cheers!
Please being the operative word! *slam*
Morning all pubsters!! Damp cool morning here but the garden is well chuffed with the situation Saved all my pretties from drying up!

Blimey, hello stranger - Halo Still drunk from last night or started very early?
Morning twass.
Morning twass and halo.....

Chucking it down here

Cooooo, the service is slow today.😎
I was in the cellar tidying up.....lazy Joe hasn't cleaned it despite it being part of his duties. Stop yer whining, that's why vending machines are installed! *glares at hoots in a menacing manner*
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Old 11-08-2016, 08:06
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Still drunk.........

You're amazing
You drinking on an empty head again! ROLLEYES
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Old 11-08-2016, 08:07
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I love drunk people. They say the sweetest things
Truth????!!!!!!!

Shit, you're such a good person! Thank you for tolerating me!

I love you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vksfnZaZ0A4
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Old 11-08-2016, 08:17
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Morning twass and halo.....

Chucking it down here

Cooooo, the service is slow today.😎
Morning hoots!! I'm hoping it will lay the dust in the lane which has coated my car and the cottage Always the same in summer!!



You drinking on an empty head again! ROLLEYES


Large tea please and a bowl of weetabix and moo with sliced narna! Thank you kindly
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Old 11-08-2016, 08:22
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Truth????!!!!!!!

Shit, you're such a good person! Thank you for tolerating me!

I love you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vksfnZaZ0A4
*tuts loudly* ROLLEYES
Morning hoots!! I'm hoping it will lay the dust in the lane which has coated my car and the cottage Always the same in summer!!







Large tea please and a bowl of weetabix and moo with sliced narna! Thank you kindly
*clatter clunk slice slam*
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Old 11-08-2016, 08:38
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Why thank you SR, such gracious service

*much, slurrrp*
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Old 11-08-2016, 13:48
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Why thank you SR, such gracious service

*much, slurrrp*
You're very welcome.....thanks for noticing.

Afternoon all.

*pours self a very large spritzer & puts feet up on the bar*
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Old 11-08-2016, 14:12
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Afternoon SR, are you going to lay in lots of ice creams to take advantage of the heatwave that's said to be coming??
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Old 11-08-2016, 14:23
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I was in the cellar tidying up.....lazy Joe hasn't cleaned it despite it being part of his duties. I]
Part of my duties. my arse, I'm paid from the neck up, the thinking womans crumpet !

Afternoon Sr, Twass, & all
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Old 11-08-2016, 16:01
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Afternoon SR, are you going to lay in lots of ice creams to take advantage of the heatwave that's said to be coming??
Does this look like an ice cream parlour? No I'm bloody not, considering up here in Scotia we WON'T be having any heatwave!
Part of my duties. my arse, I'm paid from the neck up, the thinking womans crumpet !

Afternoon Sr, Twass, & all
You're paid to work! You're clearly deluded, & use one of those magic mirrors! ROLLEYES
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Old 11-08-2016, 16:04
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Does this look like an ice cream parlour? No I'm bloody not, considering up here in Scotia we WON'T be having any heatwave!


You're paid to work! You're clearly deluded, & use one of those magic mirrors! ROLLEYES
Paid??? Its not the money you pay me that pays my holibobs I can a sure you ! * rolleyes *
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Old 11-08-2016, 16:10
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Paid??? Its not the money you pay me that pays my holibobs I can a sure you ! * rolleyes *
What does that have to do with anything? No-one mentioned your holidays. Bloomin' weirdo! And what you do in yer free time is nothing to do with me!
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Old 11-08-2016, 16:28
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What does that have to do with anything? p
If you paid us witch aint very often, I wouldn't need tae do 2 other jobs, If its a skivvy yer looking fer ............. yeah can go & get milked .......... free time ? wots that when its at hame !!
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Old 11-08-2016, 17:53
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Good evening all.

An ice cream soda with a strawberry cornetto on the side please.
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Old 11-08-2016, 17:57
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You're paid to work! You're clearly deluded, & use one of those magic mirrors! ROLLEYES


Staff problems, old bean?

Have no fear, Eddy is here with a simple solution. I can supply you with good quality and cheap agency staff. Just let me know and your wish is my command. (Arrangement fee, admin charge and commission payable in advance. Free bar tab essential, no upper limit. No refunds.)
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Old 11-08-2016, 18:29
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Evening all peeps! Mini twass is back for the weekend Two large G&T's please!
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Old 11-08-2016, 18:36
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Good evening all.
An ice cream soda with a strawberry cornetto on the side please.

This is a pub, not a bloody ice cream parlor ! * Rolleyes *


Evening all peeps! Mini twass is back for the weekend Two large G&T's please!
Gawd, one bad enough

Evening Twass x2, Eddy, & all * Clunk *
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