Morning Eddy

Chucking it down here!

*slam* a smile is extra......I'm not paid to smile!

Morning McScots and all

Pouring with rain in these erre parts.....still the garden was as dry as a bone and could do with a good soakin afor we gets the super hot wevver at the weekend.

Large McTea please and aside of toast...ta

Hi there Hoots, SR, everyone.

Looks as if we might get a shower or 2 later but otherwise very pleasant.

*Pours tea over SR's big head*

You used semi-skimmed milk. I only ever have skimmed. Let that be a lesson to you.

Hands over cash in full payment of everything, adding an extra something to cover SR's dry cleaning and carpet cleaning costs. Legs it.

Hi guys.........Sorry for being an idiot, but im drunk and searching!!!

Knock me up a cooling straight up JD with a hint of pepper barman, cheers!

Morning all pubsters!! Damp cool morning here but the garden is well chuffed with the situation Saved all my pretties from drying up!

Blimey, hello stranger - Halo Still drunk from last night or started very early?

Morning twass and halo.....

Chucking it down here

Cooooo, the service is slow today.😎

Still drunk.........

You're amazing

I love drunk people. They say the sweetest things

What's all this Mc nonsense! You'll get a cup of tea & lump it! *slam*


You're gonna be soooooooooo sorry for that!

Please being the operative word! *slam*

Morning twass.

I was in the cellar tidying up.....lazy Joe hasn't cleaned it despite it being part of his duties. Stop yer whining, that's why vending machines are installed! *glares at hoots in a menacing manner*

You drinking on an empty head again! ROLLEYES

Truth????!!!!!!!

Shit, you're such a good person! Thank you for tolerating me!

I love you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vksfnZaZ0A4

Morning hoots!! I'm hoping it will lay the dust in the lane which has coated my car and the cottage Always the same in summer!!






Large tea please and a bowl of weetabix and moo with sliced narna! Thank you kindly

*tuts loudly* ROLLEYES

*clatter clunk slice slam*

Why thank you SR, such gracious service

*much, slurrrp*

You're very welcome.....thanks for noticing.

Afternoon all.

*pours self a very large spritzer & puts feet up on the bar*

Afternoon SR, are you going to lay in lots of ice creams to take advantage of the heatwave that's said to be coming??

Part of my duties. my arse, I'm paid from the neck up, the thinking womans crumpet !

Afternoon Sr, Twass, & all

Does this look like an ice cream parlour? No I'm bloody not, considering up here in Scotia we WON'T be having any heatwave!

You're paid to work! You're clearly deluded, & use one of those magic mirrors! ROLLEYES

Paid??? Its not the money you pay me that pays my holibobs I can a sure you ! * rolleyes *

What does that have to do with anything? No-one mentioned your holidays. Bloomin' weirdo! And what you do in yer free time is nothing to do with me!

If you paid us witch aint very often, I wouldn't need tae do 2 other jobs, If its a skivvy yer looking fer ............. yeah can go & get milked .......... free time ? wots that when its at hame !!

Good evening all.

An ice cream soda with a strawberry cornetto on the side please.

Staff problems, old bean?

Have no fear, Eddy is here with a simple solution. I can supply you with good quality and cheap agency staff. Just let me know and your wish is my command. (Arrangement fee, admin charge and commission payable in advance. Free bar tab essential, no upper limit. No refunds.)

Evening all peeps! Mini twass is back for the weekend Two large G&T's please!

This is a pub, not a bloody ice cream parlor ! * Rolleyes *



Gawd, one bad enough

Evening Twass x2, Eddy, & all * Clunk *