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Old 11-08-2016, 19:37
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Ta Sleeps. I think the pub could make a fortune selling ice creams over the next two weeks...well, to us Southerners who are going to be baked at least
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Old 12-08-2016, 06:34
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*opens pub* Morning all.
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Old 12-08-2016, 07:24
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Morning SR and all pubster peeps, lurkers, occasional visitors, animals, and chins wherever you are

Large tea and a bacon roll please my good woman
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Old 12-08-2016, 07:33
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Morning SR and all pubster peeps, lurkers, occasional visitors, animals, and chins wherever you are

Large tea and a bacon roll please my good woman
Morning twass..........shhhhhhh, he's still sleepi..........errrrrrr yeah whatever.

*clunk clatter*
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Old 12-08-2016, 07:42
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Morning twass..........shhhhhhh, he's still sleepi..........errrrrrr yeah whatever.

*clunk clatter*
*imagines chins chained and bound, strapped to SR's mattress*

I think I may have lost my appetite!!!!
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Old 12-08-2016, 08:04
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*imagines chins chained and bound, strapped to SR's mattress*

I think I may have lost my appetite!!!!
*whispers* my spare room comes in very useful at times............
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Old 12-08-2016, 08:14
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*whispers* my spare room comes in very useful at times............
Is it decorated with red and black walls, lined with cupboards full of instruments of torture??
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Old 12-08-2016, 08:20
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Is it decorated with red and black walls, lined with cupboards full of instruments of torture??
Errrrrrrm no! Is that the way you've decorated your bedroom?
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Old 12-08-2016, 08:22
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Errrrrrrm no! Is that the way you've decorated your bedroom?
Certainly not......mine is a cutesy cottage spare room with flowers and lacy cushions
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Old 12-08-2016, 08:24
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Certainly not......mine is a cutesy cottage spare room with flowers and lacy cushions
.............if you say so!
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Old 12-08-2016, 08:59
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.............if you say so!


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Old 12-08-2016, 11:33
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Good morning.

Gorgeous here, just totally gorgeous. Sunny but nice and fresh, 22c already, rising to 25c. It's hust such a shame that we are not sharing in this glorious weather.

Tea please. I'm in the Pub garden at my favourite table where I will be parked all day.
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Old 12-08-2016, 13:11
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*Whistles loudly in the direction of the bar.*

Pimms please and a knickerbocker glory please . I'm in the garden.
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Old 12-08-2016, 13:57
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*Whistles loudly in the direction of the bar.*

Pimms please and a knickerbocker glory please . I'm in the garden.
Yeh can be were you like, but you'll still have tae come & get yer drink, I'm rushed aff my feet in here

Its tipping it down here, drizzle the stuff that goes right through you !

Afternoon Eddy, & all
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Old 12-08-2016, 14:04
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I think I may have lost my appetite!!!!
Well waddle up tae the bar & get Eddy his pimms
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Old 12-08-2016, 14:39
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Well waddle up tae the bar & get Eddy his pimms
You know the rules. if I set foot behind that bar SR will hang us both on the shoogly

Two ice cream sodas to go please! Afternoon all peepsicles Glorious hot sun here, scorchio!
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Old 12-08-2016, 15:13
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You entertain a lot of hobbits?
Good morning.

Gorgeous here, just totally gorgeous. Sunny but nice and fresh, 22c already, rising to 25c. It's hust such a shame that we are not sharing in this glorious weather.

Tea please. I'm in the Pub garden at my favourite table where I will be parked all day.

I do hope you suffer from sunburn!
If you think you can commandeer the pub fixtures & fittings with no charge, you can think again!
*Whistles loudly in the direction of the bar.*

Pimms please and a knickerbocker glory please . I'm in the garden.

*whacks Eddy across the back of the head* How very dare you address any of my staff in that manner! Any more of that loutish behaviour & you'll be out of the door!
You know the rules. if I set foot behind that bar SR will hang us both on the shoogly

Two ice cream sodas to go please! Afternoon all peepsicles Glorious hot sun here, scorchio!
Well it isn't the same here!

Afternoon all.
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Old 12-08-2016, 15:51
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You entertain a lot of hobbits?

Well it isn't the same here!

Afternoon all.
It's like a tardis in that cupboard........................

Oh, what a shame for you!!
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Old 12-08-2016, 15:58
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You know the rules. if I set foot behind that bar SR will hang us both on the shoogly :
Two ice cream sodas to go please! Afternoon all peepsicles Glorious hot sun here, scorchio!
I never said go behind the bar, his pimms is on the bar, ya grt big numptie

How very dare you address any of my staff in that manner! Any more of that loutish behaviour & you'll be out of the door!
Afternoon all.


Can he take that lot out the ccb house when hes @ it

* Get Choe Out *
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Old 12-08-2016, 16:17
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It's like a tardis in that cupboard........................

Oh, what a shame for you!!
Hmmmmm......*eyes twass suspiciously*


Bugger off with yer faux sympathy!
I never said go behind the bar, his pimms is on the bar, ya grt big numptie


Can he take that lot out the ccb house when hes @ it

* Get Choe Out *
He can get off his lardy arse & collect it himself!


They really are a horrible lot aren't they? Why are the producers allowing them to run riot in there! The 4 of them need kicked out for their appalling behaviour!
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Old 12-08-2016, 16:21
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CBB SWEEPSTAKE


HM.1#Biggins.......KICKED OUT..........Eddy
HM.2#Saira...........................................Davor................Gorn off to patronise many more people
HM.3#Frankie.........................................twass
HM.4#Ricky............................................Sr
HM.5#.Renee.........................................Eug
HM.6#Marnie..........................................Chin
HM.7#James..........................................Sleeps
HM.8#Aubrey..........................................Parton
HM.9#Bear..............................................kate
HM10#Katie............................................hooter
HM11#Lewis...........................................omg
HM12#Grant.........................................Gorbals.............Orf to find another girlfriend
HM13#Chloe..........................................Halo Joe
HM14#Heavy D......................................Flora
HM15#Sam.............................................Bob
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Old 12-08-2016, 17:32
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What have the CBBers been doing then?

I'm not waiting on that lazy git Eddy!!!
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Old 12-08-2016, 19:25
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What have the CBBers been doing then?
I'm not waiting on that lazy git Eddy!!!
There are 4 of them 2male & 2 female, doing all the norty stuff & being total prats & thats me putting it mildly, VILE VILE VILE VILE

If you play yer card right you could maybe get a part time job, You've got more chance than Eddy I'd say !
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Old 12-08-2016, 19:33
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There are 4 of them 2male & 2 female, doing all the norty stuff & being total prats & thats me putting it mildly, VILE VILE VILE VILE

If you play yer card right you could maybe get a part time job, You've got more chance than Eddy I'd say !
No thanks, SR is a hard taskmaster and it would be slave wages!!!

I'm so glad I am not watching CBB
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Old 13-08-2016, 07:04
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Morning all

looks like it was a gin (asda's ) & bingo night last night !
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