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Old 13-08-2016, 07:08
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Morning all

looks like it was a gin (asda's ) & bingo night last night !

*cuffs Joe round the lugs* Don't judge me by your standards, I was down in the cellar changing a barrel!

Morning all.
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Old 13-08-2016, 07:15
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*cuffs Joe round the lugs* Don't judge me by your standards, I was down in the cellar changing a barrel!

Morning all.


I never seen you, I changed them all last thing last night........ telling porkies again
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Old 13-08-2016, 07:29
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Hi there Sleeps, SR, good morning everyone.

Beautiful sunny morning, so warm already.

A very large tea please.
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Old 13-08-2016, 07:30
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I never seen you, I changed them all last thing last night........ telling porkies again
Maybe you need to go to specsavers!

You don't change barrels until they're empty, stooooopid person! *drops barrel on Joe's big foot*
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Old 13-08-2016, 07:34
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*cuffs Joe round the lugs* Don't judge me by your standards, I was down in the cellar changing a barrel!

Morning all.
The number of empty ASDA gin bottles suggest to my wise head that it's all getting too much for you, Nothing to be ashamed of. I can provide you with good quality agency staff at a very reasonable price plus all the usual admin and arrangement fees.
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Old 13-08-2016, 07:55
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The number of empty ASDA gin bottles suggest to my wise head that it's all getting too much for you, Nothing to be ashamed of. I can provide you with good quality agency staff at a very reasonable price plus all the usual admin and arrangement fees.

What are you on about you great eejit! This is a pub, so ergo, I sell gin along with other spirits. I suggest you stop prowling through the rubbish & chucking it everywhere looking for who knows what. You strange wee person!

As if I would even consider anything you'd be involved with!
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Old 13-08-2016, 07:58
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Hi there Sleeps, SR, good morning everyone.

Beautiful sunny morning, so warm already.

A very large tea please.
Morning Eddy

Sunny here for now, should last until 10.00am. ROLLEYES

*clunk*
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Old 13-08-2016, 08:12
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Morning all parpsicles!! Another glorious morning here. In fact it's gin clear

Large tea and a toasted teacake with butter please. Happy weekend one and all
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Old 13-08-2016, 08:36
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Morning all parpsicles!! Another glorious morning here. In fact it's gin clear

Large tea and a toasted teacake with butter please. Happy weekend one and all

Morning twass *smiles through gritted teeth* the sun has buggered off from here! *SLAM CLATTER*
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Old 13-08-2016, 08:40
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Morning twass *smiles through gritted teeth* the sun has buggered off from here! *SLAM CLATTER*
It's buggering off from here later if the forecast is correct...I am making the best of the early morning sun! It was a fabulously clear night, the stars were amazing! Didn't catch any of the meteor shower but beautiful skies

Ta muchly. *slurrrp, munch*
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Old 13-08-2016, 08:43
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It's buggering off from here later if the forecast is correct...I am making the best of the early morning sun! It was a fabulously clear night, the stars were amazing! Didn't catch any of the meteor shower but beautiful skies

Ta muchly. *slurrrp, munch*
Harumph! Wouldn't have been able to see any meteor shower for the bloomin' rain last night!
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Old 13-08-2016, 09:57
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Harumph! Wouldn't have been able to see any meteor shower for the bloomin' rain last night!
Dear me You've not had that much summer at all yet have you. Hopefully an Indian one is coming!
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Old 13-08-2016, 10:39
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Dear me You've not had that much summer at all yet have you. Hopefully an Indian one is coming!
Certainly hope so.

Morning all

Large tea and a side order of toast.. ta muchlyy
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Old 13-08-2016, 11:49
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Morning hoots! I love an indian summer. Not the searing heat of July or August, but lovely warm sunshine days til the start of October Perfect!!
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Old 13-08-2016, 14:40
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You don't change barrels until they're empty,


H'd would you know when there empty ya numpty, yer always @ the bingo while me & chinnie look after this place, all you do is come in & bark yer orders ( Do this clean the cellar clean the bogs, clean out the bins ) witch are full aff yer gin bottles btw !!!

Afternoon Sr, Eddy, Twass, hoots, & all
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Old 13-08-2016, 16:08
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Afternoon Sleeps and all pubsters! Lovely warm day here despite it having clouded over a tad. Even at the coast, where mini twass and I have been, it was around 25 degrees with a warm breeze, the beach was packed!

Two pear ciders please and some cheese and onion crisps
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Old 14-08-2016, 07:22
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*peers through pub windows*
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Old 14-08-2016, 08:13
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Incoming from the Landlady............she has been locked out of DS!!

*slips into Pub the secret way that has been revealed to me and certainly not Eddy*

Well I guess I'd better put the kettle on and fire up the grill
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Old 14-08-2016, 08:14
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Right who locked me out?
twass why didn't you reply to my text/email?

Grrrrrrrrrr *opens pub* Morning all
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Old 14-08-2016, 08:15
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Incoming from the Landlady............she has been locked out of DS!!

*slips into Pub the secret way that has been revealed to me and certainly not Eddy*

Well I guess I'd better put the kettle on and fire up the grill
Well you took yer bloomin' time!
I should have realised you would get stuck in that secret place..........it was like a full moon!
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Old 14-08-2016, 08:26
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Morning SR! Your text has just arrived.....remember how little phone reception I get here

As for the email I check those first thing then don't look again til I've done the rounds of weather, news, DS and Bookface

I wasn't stuck at all, I slipped through like the lithe nimble person I always am
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Old 14-08-2016, 08:32
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Morning SR! Your text has just arrived.....remember how little phone reception I get here

As for the email I check those first thing then don't look again til I've done the rounds of weather, news, DS and Bookface

I wasn't stuck at all, I slipped through like the lithe nimble person I always am
I keep forgetting you live in the back of beyond!

Hmmmmm.........HERE

Thanks anyway.
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Old 14-08-2016, 08:35
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I keep forgetting you live in the back of beyond!

Hmmmmm.........HERE

Thanks anyway.
That's Eddy trying to get in via Gorbals' cat flap!!
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Old 14-08-2016, 08:50
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Good morning.

A lovely sunny morning, they just keep coming. I do hope the sun is shining for you all.

I'll have a slice of water melon served with some grilled halloumi cheese and toast and a Greek coffee with one sugar.

Oh, and the People and the Observer please. I'll be in the Pub garden.

It's all paid for. I gave the money to twassington during her time in charge of the Pub.
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Old 14-08-2016, 08:53
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That's Eddy trying to get in via Gorbals' cat flap!!
* Sniggers *

Morning Twass, Sr, Eddy, & all

just getting ready fer work !
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