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The Pub (Part 48)
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Scots rool
13-08-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Morning all

looks like it was a gin (asda's ) & bingo night last night ! ”


*cuffs Joe round the lugs* Don't judge me by your standards, I was down in the cellar changing a barrel!

Morning all.
The_Sleeper
13-08-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
*cuffs Joe round the lugs* Don't judge me by your standards, I was down in the cellar changing a barrel!

Morning all. ”



I never seen you, I changed them all last thing last night........ telling porkies again
EddyBee
13-08-2016
Hi there Sleeps, SR, good morning everyone.

Beautiful sunny morning, so warm already.

A very large tea please.
Scots rool
13-08-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“

I never seen you, I changed them all last thing last night........ telling porkies again ”

Maybe you need to go to specsavers!

You don't change barrels until they're empty, stooooopid person! *drops barrel on Joe's big foot*
EddyBee
13-08-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
*cuffs Joe round the lugs* Don't judge me by your standards, I was down in the cellar changing a barrel!

Morning all. ”

The number of empty ASDA gin bottles suggest to my wise head that it's all getting too much for you, Nothing to be ashamed of. I can provide you with good quality agency staff at a very reasonable price plus all the usual admin and arrangement fees.
Scots rool
13-08-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“The number of empty ASDA gin bottles suggest to my wise head that it's all getting too much for you, Nothing to be ashamed of. I can provide you with good quality agency staff at a very reasonable price plus all the usual admin and arrangement fees. ”


What are you on about you great eejit! This is a pub, so ergo, I sell gin along with other spirits. I suggest you stop prowling through the rubbish & chucking it everywhere looking for who knows what. You strange wee person!

As if I would even consider anything you'd be involved with!
Scots rool
13-08-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Hi there Sleeps, SR, good morning everyone.

Beautiful sunny morning, so warm already.

A very large tea please. ”

Morning Eddy

Sunny here for now, should last until 10.00am. ROLLEYES

*clunk*
twassington
13-08-2016
Morning all parpsicles!! Another glorious morning here. In fact it's gin clear

Large tea and a toasted teacake with butter please. Happy weekend one and all
Scots rool
13-08-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all parpsicles!! Another glorious morning here. In fact it's gin clear

Large tea and a toasted teacake with butter please. Happy weekend one and all ”


Morning twass *smiles through gritted teeth* the sun has buggered off from here! *SLAM CLATTER*
twassington
13-08-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
Morning twass *smiles through gritted teeth* the sun has buggered off from here! *SLAM CLATTER*”

It's buggering off from here later if the forecast is correct...I am making the best of the early morning sun! It was a fabulously clear night, the stars were amazing! Didn't catch any of the meteor shower but beautiful skies

Ta muchly. *slurrrp, munch*
Scots rool
13-08-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“It's buggering off from here later if the forecast is correct...I am making the best of the early morning sun! It was a fabulously clear night, the stars were amazing! Didn't catch any of the meteor shower but beautiful skies

Ta muchly. *slurrrp, munch*”

Harumph! Wouldn't have been able to see any meteor shower for the bloomin' rain last night!
twassington
13-08-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Harumph! Wouldn't have been able to see any meteor shower for the bloomin' rain last night! ”

Dear me You've not had that much summer at all yet have you. Hopefully an Indian one is coming!
hooter
13-08-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Dear me You've not had that much summer at all yet have you. Hopefully an Indian one is coming!”

Certainly hope so.

Morning all

Large tea and a side order of toast.. ta muchlyy
twassington
13-08-2016
Morning hoots! I love an indian summer. Not the searing heat of July or August, but lovely warm sunshine days til the start of October Perfect!!
The_Sleeper
13-08-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“You don't change barrels until they're empty,”



H'd would you know when there empty ya numpty, yer always @ the bingo while me & chinnie look after this place, all you do is come in & bark yer orders ( Do this clean the cellar clean the bogs, clean out the bins ) witch are full aff yer gin bottles btw !!!

Afternoon Sr, Eddy, Twass, hoots, & all
twassington
13-08-2016
Afternoon Sleeps and all pubsters! Lovely warm day here despite it having clouded over a tad. Even at the coast, where mini twass and I have been, it was around 25 degrees with a warm breeze, the beach was packed!

Two pear ciders please and some cheese and onion crisps
twassington
14-08-2016
*peers through pub windows*
twassington
14-08-2016
Incoming from the Landlady............she has been locked out of DS!!

*slips into Pub the secret way that has been revealed to me and certainly not Eddy*

Well I guess I'd better put the kettle on and fire up the grill
Scots rool
14-08-2016

Right who locked me out?
twass why didn't you reply to my text/email?

Grrrrrrrrrr *opens pub* Morning all
Scots rool
14-08-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Incoming from the Landlady............she has been locked out of DS!!

*slips into Pub the secret way that has been revealed to me and certainly not Eddy*

Well I guess I'd better put the kettle on and fire up the grill ”

Well you took yer bloomin' time!
I should have realised you would get stuck in that secret place..........it was like a full moon!
twassington
14-08-2016
Morning SR! Your text has just arrived.....remember how little phone reception I get here

As for the email I check those first thing then don't look again til I've done the rounds of weather, news, DS and Bookface

I wasn't stuck at all, I slipped through like the lithe nimble person I always am
Scots rool
14-08-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning SR! Your text has just arrived.....remember how little phone reception I get here

As for the email I check those first thing then don't look again til I've done the rounds of weather, news, DS and Bookface

I wasn't stuck at all, I slipped through like the lithe nimble person I always am ”

I keep forgetting you live in the back of beyond!

Hmmmmm.........HERE

Thanks anyway.
twassington
14-08-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“I keep forgetting you live in the back of beyond!

Hmmmmm.........HERE

Thanks anyway. ”

That's Eddy trying to get in via Gorbals' cat flap!!
EddyBee
14-08-2016
Good morning.

A lovely sunny morning, they just keep coming. I do hope the sun is shining for you all.

I'll have a slice of water melon served with some grilled halloumi cheese and toast and a Greek coffee with one sugar.

Oh, and the People and the Observer please. I'll be in the Pub garden.

It's all paid for. I gave the money to twassington during her time in charge of the Pub.
The_Sleeper
14-08-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“That's Eddy trying to get in via Gorbals' cat flap!! ”

* Sniggers *

Morning Twass, Sr, Eddy, & all

just getting ready fer work !
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