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Old 14-08-2016, 08:54
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Good morning.

A lovely sunny morning, they just keep coming. I do hope the sun is shining for you all.

I'll have a slice of water melon served with some grilled halloumi cheese and toast and a Greek coffee with one sugar.

Oh, and the People and the Observer please. I'll be in the Pub garden.

It's all paid for. I gave the money to twassington during her time in charge of the Pub.
Morning Eddy, not true I'm afraid. You'll need to pay SR

Mug of tea and a bowl of weetabix and milk for me please SR!
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Old 14-08-2016, 08:55
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That's Eddy trying to get in via Gorbals' cat flap!!
Why should I do that? Chin sold me his keys to this place.
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Old 14-08-2016, 08:56
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Morning Eddy, not true I'm afraid. You'll need to pay SR

Mug of tea and a bowl of weetabix and milk for me please SR!

*Pours bowl of weetabix over twassington's big head.*
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Old 14-08-2016, 08:59
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* Sniggers *

Morning Twass, Sr, Eddy, & all

just getting ready fer work !
Hi there Sleeps.

Well, hurry up and get ready! Why the delay?

I'm in the Pub garden and waiting and don't forget my Sunday newspapers please.
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Old 14-08-2016, 09:01
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That's Eddy trying to get in via Gorbals' cat flap!!
Not a pretty sight!
Good morning.

A lovely sunny morning, they just keep coming. I do hope the sun is shining for you all.

I'll have a slice of water melon served with some grilled halloumi cheese and toast and a Greek coffee with one sugar.

Oh, and the People and the Observer please. I'll be in the Pub garden.

It's all paid for. I gave the money to twassington during her time in charge of the Pub.
Morning Eddy.

You'll have a mug of Asda tea with a slice of Asda toast spread with Asda butter, & you can collect it from the bar like everyone else!
You can also pay for it too, you didn't give twass any money, stop fibbing!

* Sniggers *

Morning Twass, Sr, Eddy, & all

just getting ready fer work !
Morning Joe, you surely can't be very busy on a Sunday!
Morning Eddy, not true I'm afraid. You'll need to pay SR

Mug of tea and a bowl of weetabix and milk for me please SR!
He lies like a rug!
*clunk clatter* On the house this time.
Why should I do that? Chin sold me his keys to this place.
Don't be so ridiculous! ROLLEYES
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Old 14-08-2016, 09:03
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*Pours bowl of weetabix over twassington's big head.*

*prepares hefty cleaning bill for Eddy*
Hi there Sleeps.

Well, hurry up and get ready! Why the delay?

I'm in the Pub garden and waiting and don't forget my Sunday newspapers please.

A) You won't get served until you settle up yer bill
B) Yer order is already on the bar waiting for payment & collection
C) If you want newspapers you can buy yer own, this isn't a library!
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Old 14-08-2016, 09:08
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*admires shiny hair after weetabix and milk rinse* Brilliant result, thanks Eddy! I think I am onto something here...........*runs off to patent office*

Morning Sleeps! As I didn't get to eat my weetabix, is there an egg burger going??
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Old 14-08-2016, 09:08
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Hi there Sleeps. :
Well, hurry up and get ready! Why the delay?
I'm in the Pub garden and waiting and don't forget my Sunday newspapers please.
* Slaps Eddy fat head wiv 'the sunday times & all its supplements' *

Not a pretty sight!
Morning Joe, you surely can't be very busy on a Sunday!
I'll be working till about 4 ish, then start in here @ 5pm no rest & all that !!! * rolleyes *
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Old 14-08-2016, 09:11
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*admires shiny hair after weetabix and milk rinse* Brilliant result, thanks Eddy! I think I am onto something here...........*runs off to patent office*
Morning Sleeps! As I didn't get to eat my weetabix, is there an egg burger going??
I'll be me making them all day, * Lobs Twass a EB * sunny side up, hope you like it !!!
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Old 14-08-2016, 09:22
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I'll be me making them all day, * Lobs Twass a EB * sunny side up, hope you like it !!!
Ta Sleeps, just the way I like it! *chomp, munch, slurrrp*
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Old 14-08-2016, 09:57
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* Slaps Eddy fat head wiv 'the sunday times & all its supplements' *



I'll be working till about 4 ish, then start in here @ 5pm no rest & all that !!! * rolleyes *
He's tooooo stooooopid to realise they're last weeks.
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Old 14-08-2016, 10:37
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Morning Pubsters.
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Old 14-08-2016, 13:16
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Arternoon peeps, and hi eug! Turned into a fabby day again here. Daughter has gorn back to London so they day's my own. Housework and laundry it is then

Pint of lime and soda please, plenty of ice!
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Old 14-08-2016, 18:57
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Good evening everyone.

A little cloudy this morning but it turned sunny and gorgeous at lunchtime and has stayed that way. So very hot.


*prepares hefty cleaning bill for Eddy*


A) You won't get served until you settle up yer bill
B) Yer order is already on the bar waiting for payment & collection
C) If you want newspapers you can buy yer own, this isn't a library!
I always pay my bills even the ones that are little more than daylight theft.

Is there a price saving if I collect my own drinks and snacks from the bar?

All the best establishments, for example McDonalds, have free newspapers and, more often than not, free magazaines and internet access. You need to get with it, old bean.

An ice cream soda with a strawberry cornetto o the side. Hurry up.
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Old 14-08-2016, 19:15
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Evening Eddy, Twass, & all

Never finished till after 5 today,

Been dry here all day, but never warm tae put sun cream on !

* Clunk * * Clunk *
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Old 14-08-2016, 19:22
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Evening Eddy, Sleeps and all peeps!

At your second job of the day now then, Sleeps?? A glass of chilled rose please. And a chocolate cornetto would be nice. Well that would be a second one, cos I just ate one
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Old 14-08-2016, 19:28
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Hi there Sleeps, twass.
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Old 14-08-2016, 19:30
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I've already * Clunked * you, you're becoming as bad as Sr, & her gin !

* Clunk *
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Old 14-08-2016, 19:31
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Hi there Sleeps, twass.
you can have the remotes tonight eddy, dont say I aint good tae you !

* Clunk *
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Old 14-08-2016, 19:33
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Ta Sleeps but wot about the cornettos? A pink for Eddy and a brown for me
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Old 14-08-2016, 19:38
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you can have the remotes tonight eddy, dont say I aint good tae you !

* Clunk *
No, no, no. I insist it's your turn with the remotes. Make the most of them as you won't be seeing them until this time next week.

Now, twass and I are waiting for our cornettos.
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Old 15-08-2016, 05:41
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*opens pub* Morning all.
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Old 15-08-2016, 05:57
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Good evening everyone.

A little cloudy this morning but it turned sunny and gorgeous at lunchtime and has stayed that way. So very hot.



I always pay my bills even the ones that are little more than daylight theft.

Is there a price saving if I collect my own drinks and snacks from the bar?

All the best establishments, for example McDonalds, have free newspapers and, more often than not, free magazaines and internet access. You need to get with it, old bean.

An ice cream soda with a strawberry cornetto o the side. Hurry up.
Only after you're threatened with legal action!

No!

Hahahahaha.........since when did McD's become one of the 'best' establishments!

This isn't a bleedin' ice cream parlour! If yer too hot I can pour a bucket of cold water over yer fat head for free! Can't say I don't look after my punters.
Evening Eddy, Twass, & all

Never finished till after 5 today,

Been dry here all day, but never warm tae put sun cream on !

* Clunk * * Clunk *
The sun failed to malke an appearance, but it was warm.
Ta Sleeps but wot about the cornettos? A pink for Eddy and a brown for me
This isn't an ice cream parlour.......how many times do you have to be told?
No, no, no. I insist it's your turn with the remotes. Make the most of them as you won't be seeing them until this time next week.

Now, twass and I are waiting for our cornettos.
You'll be waiting while.
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Old 15-08-2016, 06:12
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Morning Sr, & all
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Old 15-08-2016, 06:39
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Morning Joe *clunk*
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