Morning Eddy, not true I'm afraid. You'll need to pay SR

Mug of tea and a bowl of weetabix and milk for me please SR!

Why should I do that? Chin sold me his keys to this place.

*Pours bowl of weetabix over twassington's big head.*

Hi there Sleeps.

Well, hurry up and get ready! Why the delay?

I'm in the Pub garden and waiting and don't forget my Sunday newspapers please.

Not a pretty sight!

Morning Eddy.

You'll have a mug of Asda tea with a slice of Asda toast spread with Asda butter, & you can collect it from the bar like everyone else!
You can also pay for it too, you didn't give twass any money, stop fibbing!


Morning Joe, you surely can't be very busy on a Sunday!

He lies like a rug!
*clunk clatter* On the house this time.

Don't be so ridiculous! ROLLEYES

*prepares hefty cleaning bill for Eddy*


A) You won't get served until you settle up yer bill
B) Yer order is already on the bar waiting for payment & collection
C) If you want newspapers you can buy yer own, this isn't a library!

*admires shiny hair after weetabix and milk rinse* Brilliant result, thanks Eddy! I think I am onto something here...........*runs off to patent office*

Morning Sleeps! As I didn't get to eat my weetabix, is there an egg burger going??

* Slaps Eddy fat head wiv 'the sunday times & all its supplements' *


I'll be working till about 4 ish, then start in here @ 5pm no rest & all that !!! * rolleyes *

I'll be me making them all day, * Lobs Twass a EB * sunny side up, hope you like it !!!

Ta Sleeps, just the way I like it! *chomp, munch, slurrrp*

He's tooooo stooooopid to realise they're last weeks.

Morning Pubsters.

Arternoon peeps, and hi eug! Turned into a fabby day again here. Daughter has gorn back to London so they day's my own. Housework and laundry it is then

Pint of lime and soda please, plenty of ice!

Good evening everyone.

A little cloudy this morning but it turned sunny and gorgeous at lunchtime and has stayed that way. So very hot.


I always pay my bills even the ones that are little more than daylight theft.

Is there a price saving if I collect my own drinks and snacks from the bar?

All the best establishments, for example McDonalds, have free newspapers and, more often than not, free magazaines and internet access. You need to get with it, old bean.

An ice cream soda with a strawberry cornetto o the side. Hurry up.

Evening Eddy, Twass, & all

Never finished till after 5 today,

Been dry here all day, but never warm tae put sun cream on !

* Clunk * * Clunk *

Evening Eddy, Sleeps and all peeps!

At your second job of the day now then, Sleeps?? A glass of chilled rose please. And a chocolate cornetto would be nice. Well that would be a second one, cos I just ate one

Hi there Sleeps, twass.

I've already * Clunked * you, you're becoming as bad as Sr, & her gin !

* Clunk *

you can have the remotes tonight eddy, dont say I aint good tae you !

* Clunk *

Ta Sleeps but wot about the cornettos? A pink for Eddy and a brown for me

No, no, no. I insist it's your turn with the remotes. Make the most of them as you won't be seeing them until this time next week.

Now, twass and I are waiting for our cornettos.

*opens pub* Morning all.

Only after you're threatened with legal action!

No!

Hahahahaha.........since when did McD's become one of the 'best' establishments!

This isn't a bleedin' ice cream parlour! If yer too hot I can pour a bucket of cold water over yer fat head for free! Can't say I don't look after my punters.

The sun failed to malke an appearance, but it was warm.

This isn't an ice cream parlour.......how many times do you have to be told?

You'll be waiting while.

Morning Sr, & all

Morning Joe *clunk*