Morning McScots and all.......dunno about the weather, wot happened to the 35 degrees

Morning all peepsicles and popsters!! I am very glad to see the forecast heatwave was wrong. It's barely cracking 20 degrees today, perfect! Going to be a glorious week of sun apparently, without being too blooming hot to do anything. Suits me fine! Now if it could just rain during the night every night as well, life would be just perfect

Large tea and an egg on toast please!

Cooooo, same as twass please ,ta

Makes life easier for the staff

Morning hoots........we were never promised that to begin with. It's 12c at the moment with highs of 21c forecast.

Morning twass, you don't always get what you want.
*clunk clatter*

*tuts* couldn't see green cheese could ya? *clunk clatter*

Ta muchly SR. *slurps and noms*

I certainly don't always get what I wants SR. Specially in here

*scowls at the racket twass is making*

Ahhhhhh, but that's character building.

Well done Andy Murray!

Sir Andy, I'd say shortly !

Got a spark, coming shortly tae put my new oven & hob in fer me

Afternoon Sr, Twass, hoots, Eddy, & all

I don't believe in all these pointless titles! Give them to people who have done something to help their fellow man, give them to someone who puts others before themselves. The whole system is wrong IMO!

Rant mode off/

Afternoon all, so much for the heatwave.........it's lovely & warm but the sun keeps disappearing!

In the real world, it should be Dr's & nurses and people of that ilk that should get all the tittles going, not sportsmen/women or actors, you get my drift !!

Its warm here should really cut the grass, but cant be arsed, having a lazy afternoon

Afternoon all peepsicles!! I hear Cameron is being investigated for his leaving honours list....the woman who advised Sameron on clothes FFS!!! And all his posh chums.

Pot of tea, two buttered scones and a pot of raspberry jam please!

Think you 3 englisher would be better going tae the manky snack shack that the farmer works in ............ this is a boozer we sell drink not bloody ice cream soda with a strawberry cornetto * rolleyes *

Just as well that aint what I asked for then!

Evening all peeps

you did last night tho ( A cornetto ) !

Good evening.

Gorgeous evening. Still so sunny and so hot.

*Grabs all remotes, goes to snug for Emmerdale, orders Chinese.*

I removed the batteries, & you aint bring that muck intae this pub buster !

I replaced the batteries.

Now, go away. I want to enjoy Emmerdale in peace.

How about you go and find some ice cream for my afters.

*Tucks into prawn toasts.*

Fat chance, its rubbish

evening McPubsters......hope you is all in fine fettle

large mug of tea please and a nice bacon sarnie.......ta muchly

Shurrup and give me a pint of cider and a bag of cashew nuts!

Evening McHoots!!

I was at costco the other day & got loadsa bacon, will last me about 3 weeks if I've done my sums right

Evening hoots, * Clunk *


Stella cidre do ? Chin lurves the stuff !

That'll do nicely Sleeps. Ooh and a bacon sarnie!

* poor poor * Pinky !

* Sorted * would you both like HP or asda's own ?

Where's my ice cream?

Hand over a strawberry cornetto or be left with cleaning up my Chinese leftovers.