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Old 17-08-2016, 10:36
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Old 17-08-2016, 10:41
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*Books Joe in for a week's Anger Management Classes @ the tried & tested - Bob's Anger Management (B.A.M) school*

1st session is free, light refreshments will be provided.

*leaves a pile of B.A.M therapy leaflets on bar*
Hi there Bob. Hope all is well with you.

Please save a place on that course for dear SR. Charge it to my Pub account.

Hi davor. Hope you are well. As you are at the bar, I'll have a swift half with you, so will Bob. Thanks.
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Old 17-08-2016, 11:19
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*Books Joe in for a week's Anger Management Classes @ the tried & tested - Bob's Anger Management (B.A.M) school*

1st session is free, light refreshments will be provided.

*leaves a pile of B.A.M therapy leaflets on bar*
I note you don't say how much the subsequent sessions will be

Morning davor! Hot enough for you?

Hi there Bob. Hope all is well with you.

Please save a place on that course for dear SR. Charge it to my Pub account.



Hi davor. Hope you are well. As you are at the bar, I'll have a swift half with you, so will Bob. Thanks.
Ah, is davor buying? MIne's a pint of bitter shandy please. With some ice.
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Old 17-08-2016, 11:47
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*clunks all round*

I'm certain some basket weaving, mandolin lessons or pottery classes would do the poor fella some good.

*Exits Pub strumming a balalaika*
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Old 17-08-2016, 12:48
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*clunks all round*

I'm certain some basket weaving, mandolin lessons or pottery classes would do the poor fella some good.

*Exits Pub strumming a balalaika*
You went behind the bar! There will be a plethora of red faces in here when SR arrives

SHame to waste it though. *glug glug*
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Old 17-08-2016, 15:41
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No I don't know who'll be out of Friday - I've never claimed to either!
All I was asking was who did you think would get kicked out on friday ? surely you have an opinoin who y'd like tae go, no big deal is it ?

There are 5 up tae get kicked out now, I'm tae scaerd tae ask you in case you blow up again !!! * rolleyes *



*Books Joe in for a week's Anger Management Classes @ the tried & tested - Bob's Anger Management (B.A.M) school*
Listen BAM

as someone says on this forum, keep yer beck out,

you should be more worried about getting that dug oh yers out the bogs in here, were going tae start charging you £8 a night fer his bed & lodgings

BTW has that team you support won a game yet ??

Afternoon Sr, BAM, & all

* Clunk *
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Old 17-08-2016, 16:07
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Afternoon Sleeps, is it as hot north of the Border as here? Scorchio!! Too hot to be out in for long.

Pint of lime and soda please with lots of ice
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Old 17-08-2016, 18:36
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We chased The Arabs out of town & over the Kilpatrick Hills on Saturday

1-0 (Docherty pen.)👍
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Old 18-08-2016, 05:42
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*opens pub* Morning all
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Old 18-08-2016, 05:55
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*Books Joe in for a week's Anger Management Classes @ the tried & tested - Bob's Anger Management (B.A.M) school*

1st session is free, light refreshments will be provided.

*leaves a pile of B.A.M therapy leaflets on bar*
*sniggers*

*disposes of said leaflets*
Hi there Bob. Hope all is well with you.

Please save a place on that course for dear SR. Charge it to my Pub account.



Hi davor. Hope you are well. As you are at the bar, I'll have a swift half with you, so will Bob. Thanks.
OI! I manage my anger very well thank you!
You don't have an account, you great eejit!
All I was asking was who did you think would get kicked out on friday ? surely you have an opinoin who y'd like tae go, no big deal is it ?

There are 5 up tae get kicked out now, I'm tae scaerd tae ask you in case you blow up again !!! * rolleyes *



Listen BAM

as someone says on this forum, keep yer beck out,

you should be more worried about getting that dug oh yers out the bogs in here, were going tae start charging you £8 a night fer his bed & lodgings

BTW has that team you support won a game yet ??

Afternoon Sr, BAM, & all

* Clunk *
Oh is that what you were doing.....really?

My response to your rant.......... HERE..........no sign of me 'blowing up' anywhere.

And I have no idea who will go on Friday, it could be anyone.
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Old 18-08-2016, 07:03
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Morning all pubsters, warring Jocks, shady anger management salesmen, shysters, regulars and lurkers

Pot of tea and a toasted teacake with butter please. Yes, I know the butter's extra!
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Old 18-08-2016, 07:52
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Morning McScots and all.....hope yer sporrans are brushed and ready for the day ahead


Large mug of tea and toast and Marmite plez....ta muchly
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Old 18-08-2016, 08:03
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Good morning all.

Tea please.

Lewis and Sam will be evicted from the CBB House. Of those housemates facing the eviction vote they have the smallest fan bases. I expect a nice prize when I am proved
right.
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Old 18-08-2016, 08:14
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Morning all pubsters, warring Jock, shady anger management salesmen, shysters, regulars and lurkers

Pot of tea and a toasted teacake with butter please. Yes, I know the butter's extra!
Morning twass. *clunk clatter*
Morning McScots and all.....hope yer sporrans are brushed and ready for the day ahead


Large mug of tea and toast and Marmite plez....ta muchly
Morning hoots, I don't own a sporran, that's a male thing.
*clunk clatter*...........*points to the garden* you can eat that out there!
Good morning all.

Tea please.

Lewis and Sam will be evicted from the CBB House. Of those housemates facing the eviction vote have the smallest fan bases. I expect a nice prize when I am proved
right.
Morning Eddy

I would love if the odious Bear was kicked out, along with the equally smarmy & odious Lewis!.

What you expect & what you get are two different things......you were kicked out of the Sweepstake remember! *sniggers*
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Old 18-08-2016, 08:17
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I see wot you did there SR

*slurp, munch munch* Ta very much! Another glorious day on the cards, although weather warnings for very high winds on the way
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Old 18-08-2016, 08:25
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I see wot you did there SR

*slurp, munch munch* Ta very much! Another glorious day on the cards, although weather warnings for very high winds on the way
Hmmmm

It's 13c here with another haar, which is unlikely to lift today. Ho hum............

*scowls at twass's slurping & munching*
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Old 18-08-2016, 08:28
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Hmmmm

It's 13c here with another haar, which is unlikely to lift today. Ho hum............

*scowls at twass's slurping & munching*
Sheesh, it's like London smog in the 50s
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Old 18-08-2016, 08:30
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What you expect & what you get are two different things......you were kicked out of the Sweepstake remember! *sniggers*
Hi SR.

I was robbed in your dodgey Sweepstake. You allocated me someone that was expelled. (probably so that you can fix it for Hooter to win again).

*Pours tea over SR's big head.*

You know I don't drink lukewarm tea so you can try again.

Gorgeous sunny morning.
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Old 18-08-2016, 09:03
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Makes a mental note never ever to share me winnings wiv Eddy.........

Another mug of tea and two rounds of the delicious Marmite plez...ta
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Old 18-08-2016, 09:05
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*has personal delivery chap bring Mcmuffin selection & fresh ground coffees to Gentleman's Snug*

*tips lad*
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Old 18-08-2016, 15:38
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Hi SR.

I was robbed in your dodgey Sweepstake. You allocated me someone that was expelled. (probably so that you can fix it for Hooter to win again).

*Pours tea over SR's big head.*

You know I don't drink lukewarm tea so you can try again.

Gorgeous sunny morning.

You weren't robbed! Yer just a sore loser!

*presents Eddy the sore loser with a hefty cleaning bill & also administers him a swift kick in the goolies*


Makes a mental note never ever to share me winnings wiv Eddy.........

Another mug of tea and two rounds of the delicious Marmite plez...ta
Best thing you could ever do, he's a sore loser.
*has personal delivery chap bring Mcmuffin selection & fresh ground coffees to Gentleman's Snug*

*tips lad*

*personally huckles bob & his coffee out of the snug & off the premises*

Afternoon all
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Old 18-08-2016, 16:38
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*presents Eddy the sore loser with a hefty cleaning bill & also administers him a swift kick in the goolies*



Afternoon all
*sniggers*

Afternoon SR! Large mug of tea please and some digestive biskwits.
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Old 18-08-2016, 16:47
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*sniggers*

Afternoon SR! Large mug of tea please and some digestive biskwits.
Afternoon twass......it turned out lovely, eventually. *clunk clatter*
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Old 18-08-2016, 16:49
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Afternoon Twass, Sr, All

Looks like a late bit of sun shire here & I still cant be bothered cutting the back grass !!!
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Old 18-08-2016, 16:53
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Afternoon Twass, Sr, All

Looks like a late bit of sun shire here & I still cant be bothered cutting the back grass !!!
Afternoon Joe *clunk*
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