evening all..
large tea and a bacon and egg sarnie plez...can I has brown sauce wiv that?...ta
large tea and a bacon and egg sarnie plez...can I has brown sauce wiv that?...ta
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Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Afternoon Joe *clunk*
”
“Afternoon Joe *clunk*
”
Evening Sr, * Clunk *
Originally Posted by hooter:
“evening all..
large tea and a bacon and egg sarnie plez...can I has brown sauce wiv that?...ta”
“evening all..
large tea and a bacon and egg sarnie plez...can I has brown sauce wiv that?...ta”
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ooh, wot hoots is having please! And a pot of Yorkshire tea!”
“Ooh, wot hoots is having please! And a pot of Yorkshire tea!”
Evening hoots, Twass, * Clunk * x2
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Thanks Sleeps. Full moon tonight!”
“Thanks Sleeps. Full moon tonight!
”
A guy came tae the van this morning, told me he went out fer a smoke @ the back door @ 5am, & said it was epic !!
Night all
Morning all peepsicles and poptarts! A cooler and rainier day is forecast, but the garden really needs it. I've always got plenty to do indoors 
Large tea please and a bowl of Shreddies and moo with half a banana chopped in. Thank you kindly. I'll have the other half tomorrow, stick it in the fridge
Large tea please and a bowl of Shreddies and moo with half a banana chopped in. Thank you kindly. I'll have the other half tomorrow, stick it in the fridge
Morning SR and all the pubsters.......tie down anything that will blow away cors strong winds coming, and stay safe. Wonders whether to warn Eddy, but decides his wig could do with a change of owner. 
Nice mug of tea please......ta
Nice mug of tea please......ta
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Morning SR and all the pubsters.......tie down anything that will blow away cors strong winds coming, and stay safe. Wonders whether to warn Eddy, but decides his wig could do with a change of owner.
Nice mug of tea please......ta”
“Morning SR and all the pubsters.......tie down anything that will blow away cors strong winds coming, and stay safe. Wonders whether to warn Eddy, but decides his wig could do with a change of owner.
Nice mug of tea please......ta
”
Morning hoots....it's strangely calm and silent here right now....calm before the storm I reckon!! Hope we're not all blown into the sea
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all peepsicles and poptarts! A cooler and rainier day is forecast, but the garden really needs it. I've always got plenty to do indoors
Large tea please and a bowl of Shreddies and moo with half a banana chopped in. Thank you kindly. I'll have the other half tomorrow, stick it in the fridge”
“Morning all peepsicles and poptarts! A cooler and rainier day is forecast, but the garden really needs it. I've always got plenty to do indoors
Large tea please and a bowl of Shreddies and moo with half a banana chopped in. Thank you kindly. I'll have the other half tomorrow, stick it in the fridge
”
Morning twass, not sure what the weather will be doing today! *clunk clatter slice*
*thinks* twass will be charged for two bananas, kerching!
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Morning SR and all the pubsters.......tie down anything that will blow away cors strong winds coming, and stay safe. Wonders whether to warn Eddy, but decides his wig could do with a change of owner.
Nice mug of tea please......ta”
“Morning SR and all the pubsters.......tie down anything that will blow away cors strong winds coming, and stay safe. Wonders whether to warn Eddy, but decides his wig could do with a change of owner.
Nice mug of tea please......ta
”
Morning hoots. *sniggers* running after his wig will give him some badly needed exercise!
*clunk*
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Morning twass, not sure what the weather will be doing today! *clunk clatter slice*
*thinks* twass will be charged for two bananas, kerching!
Morning hoots. *sniggers* running after his wig will give him some badly needed exercise! *clunk*”
“Morning twass, not sure what the weather will be doing today! *clunk clatter slice*
*thinks* twass will be charged for two bananas, kerching!
Morning hoots. *sniggers* running after his wig will give him some badly needed exercise!
*clunk*”
*counts change* I think there is some mistake here. You owe me for one and a half bananas
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*counts change* I think there is some mistake here. You owe me for one and a half bananas”
“*counts change* I think there is some mistake here. You owe me for one and a half bananas
”
Errrrrr no, I've charged you for one banana.........I can't have half used food in the fridge, 'Elf & Safety y'know........I had to bin the other half of said banana.
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Toast and Marmite plez.........and another cuppa...ta
Very eerie outside”
“Toast and Marmite plez.........and another cuppa...ta
Very eerie outside
”
*tuts* want, want, want...........*points outside* you know the drill.........*clatter clunk* Hope it isn't too eerie out there, you can use the garden shed, no extra charge this time.......
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“ Errrrrr no, I've charged you for one banana.........I can't have half used food in the fridge, 'Elf & Safety y'know........I had to bin the other half of said banana. ”
“
Errrrrr no, I've charged you for one banana.........I can't have half used food in the fridge, 'Elf & Safety y'know........I had to bin the other half of said banana. ”
What a waste! From now on I'll have half on the brekky and half to take away 
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Toast and Marmite plez.........and another cuppa...ta
Very eerie outside”
“Toast and Marmite plez.........and another cuppa...ta
Very eerie outside
”
Morning hoots, it's grey and very still here....which is quite a change from the sun and breezes of recent days
Good morning everyone.
Cloudy here with the sun struggling to get through, 20c. Light showers forecast for lunchtime.
Tea please and a bucket of beer dregs.
Cloudy here with the sun struggling to get through, 20c. Light showers forecast for lunchtime.
Tea please and a bucket of beer dregs.
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Morning SR and all the pubsters.......tie down anything that will blow away cors strong winds coming, and stay safe. Wonders whether to warn Eddy, but decides his wig could do with a change of owner.
Nice mug of tea please......ta”
“Morning SR and all the pubsters.......tie down anything that will blow away cors strong winds coming, and stay safe. Wonders whether to warn Eddy, but decides his wig could do with a change of owner.
Nice mug of tea please......ta
”
I have a full head of hair, thank you.
*Pours bucket of beer dregs over Hooter's big head.*
Let that be a lesson to you.
Now, when you finish drying yourself off, I'll have another cup of tea, served to me in the snug with a ring doughnut. Hurry up.
That beer rinse has done wonders for your locks hoots! Very shiny
Has your emergency parcel got any Marmite in it, fb??
Has your emergency parcel got any Marmite in it, fb??
Originally Posted by twassington:
“That beer rinse has done wonders for your locks hoots! Very shiny
Has your emergency parcel got any Marmite in it, fb??”
“That beer rinse has done wonders for your locks hoots! Very shiny
Has your emergency parcel got any Marmite in it, fb??”
*Bleeuurrghh*
It's got donuts, gin, a copy of Muscle magazine & a couple of new 'syrups' for the wee guy
Originally Posted by twassington:
“ What a waste! From now on I'll have half on the brekky and half to take away ”
“
What a waste! From now on I'll have half on the brekky and half to take away ”
Oh I can't do that......not once it's 'opened'.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“
I have a full head of hair, thank you.
*Pours bucket of beer dregs over Hooter's big head.*
Let that be a lesson to you. Now, when you finish drying yourself off, I'll have another cup of tea, served to me in the snug with a ring doughnut. Hurry up.”
“
I have a full head of hair, thank you.
*Pours bucket of beer dregs over Hooter's big head.*
Let that be a lesson to you. Now, when you finish drying yourself off, I'll have another cup of tea, served to me in the snug with a ring doughnut. Hurry up.
”
Errrrr hoots doesn't work here, stooooopid person. *prepares cleaning bill* You can pay that before yer served again!
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*heads up to Attic with Red Cross emergency parcel for ChinChin*”
“*heads up to Attic with Red Cross emergency parcel for ChinChin*”
Get yerself down from there, chinny has no need of any Red Cross emergency parcels!
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*Bleeuurrghh*
It's got donuts, gin, a copy of Muscle magazine & a couple of new 'syrups' for the wee guy”
“*Bleeuurrghh*
It's got donuts, gin, a copy of Muscle magazine & a couple of new 'syrups' for the wee guy”
I'll take care of those, thank you!
Afternoon all.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“I'll take care of those, thank you!
Afternoon all.”
“I'll take care of those, thank you!
Afternoon all.
”
I cant see you taking care of his other little problem, his dugs poo all over the pub garden ?
..............the start of the weekend & its raining bloody typical Afternoon Sr, & all
Afternoon all peepsicles! You have to feel sorry for folks just off on their holibobs today...weeks of lovely weather and now its chilly, raining and blowing a hooley! Out at the shops I encountered a family in shorts and rainproofs, the little girl was saying "But when will we pitch the tent, Daddy?" and the Dad was gritting his teeth and saying she'd have to play puzzle books in the car a few hours longer
Pot of tea please and a slice of carrot cake. Thank you kindly.
Pot of tea please and a slice of carrot cake. Thank you kindly.
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“I cant see you taking care of his other little problem, his dugs poo all over the pub garden ?..............the start of the weekend & its raining bloody typical
Afternoon Sr, & all”
“I cant see you taking care of his other little problem, his dugs poo all over the pub garden ?
..............the start of the weekend & its raining bloody typical Afternoon Sr, & all
”
He doesn't have a dog.......he has a cat who is called Gorbals. So if there's dog poo in the garden it's nothing to do with chinny or me. Starting to rain here too.....at least I got the gardens done before the rain started.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Afternoon all peepsicles! You have to feel sorry for folks just off on their holibobs today...weeks of lovely weather and now its chilly, raining and blowing a hooley! Out at the shops I encountered a family in shorts and rainproofs, the little girl was saying "But when will we pitch the tent, Daddy?" and the Dad was gritting his teeth and saying she'd have to play puzzle books in the car a few hours longer
Pot of tea please and a slice of carrot cake. Thank you kindly.”
“Afternoon all peepsicles! You have to feel sorry for folks just off on their holibobs today...weeks of lovely weather and now its chilly, raining and blowing a hooley! Out at the shops I encountered a family in shorts and rainproofs, the little girl was saying "But when will we pitch the tent, Daddy?" and the Dad was gritting his teeth and saying she'd have to play puzzle books in the car a few hours longer
Pot of tea please and a slice of carrot cake. Thank you kindly.”
The kids here go back to school on Wednesday, Edinburgh schools went back Wednesday past.
Nightmare in a tent in the pouring rain. I'd be going home........mind you I wouldn't have considered a tent to begin with!
*clunk clatter*
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