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Old 19-08-2016, 16:08
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Afternoon all peepsicles! You have to feel sorry for folks just off on their holibobs today...weeks of lovely weather and now its chilly, raining and blowing a hooley! Out at the shops I encountered a family in shorts and rainproofs, the little girl was saying "But when will we pitch the tent, Daddy?" and the Dad was gritting his teeth and saying she'd have to play puzzle books in the car a few hours longer
Pot of tea please and a slice of carrot cake. Thank you kindly.
I was always a fair weather camper when I had the tent, was the same wiv the motor home as well

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He doesn't have a dog.......he has a cat who is called Gorbals. So if there's dog poo in the garden it's nothing to do with chinny or me.
I was talking about the farmers dug, thats been in trap 2 in the bogs fer the last 6 weeks ! .... Do'h


Starting to rain here too.....at least I got the gardens done before the rain started.
You did ? ........have you sacked yer gardener ?
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Old 19-08-2016, 16:24
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afternoon peeps and parpsicles.......sorta raining here but not trying too hard fortunately.

toasted teacake and a nice cuppa plez...ta
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Old 19-08-2016, 16:49
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afternoon peeps and parpsicles.......sorta raining here but not trying too hard fortunately.
toasted teacake and a nice cuppa plez...ta
Would you not like a tunnocks tea cake cake instead ? there cheaper

Afternoon hoots * Clunk *
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Old 19-08-2016, 16:52
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Would you not like a tunnocks tea cake cake instead ? there cheaper

Afternoon hoots * Clunk *
I thought Tunnocks were more famous for their caramel wafers
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Old 19-08-2016, 17:07
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I thought Tunnocks were more famous for their caramel wafers
I'll bet most aff you englishers, havn't even heard of these ones ?

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=tu...7OAATAZ5ylM%3A
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Old 19-08-2016, 18:14
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I'll bet most aff you englishers, havn't even heard of these ones ?

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=tu...7OAATAZ5ylM%3A
Never seen the log version!! we only get the choc coated ones here. I was brought up on them
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Old 19-08-2016, 18:22
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I'll bet most aff you englishers, havn't even heard of these ones ?

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=tu...7OAATAZ5ylM%3A
sell a lot of em in our supermarkets.........next!
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Old 19-08-2016, 18:24
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Would you not like a tunnocks tea cake cake instead ? there cheaper

Afternoon hoots * Clunk *
think the tunnocks might have a wee bit too much sugar in for me....nommie , but not these days,....mores the pity
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Old 19-08-2016, 18:35
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sell a lot of em in our supermarkets.........next!
I've never seen the log ones! Must be a northern thing
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Old 20-08-2016, 05:17
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*opens pub* Morning all
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Old 20-08-2016, 07:15
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Morning SR and all other pubsticle parpingtons. There's a Tumnal nip in the air this morning although set to be a fair enough day. I shall mostly be dragging out all my festival camping gear and checking thereof!

Large tea and a bacon roll please!
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Old 20-08-2016, 07:52
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Morning SR and all other pubsticle parpingtons. There's a Tumnal nip in the air this morning although set to be a fair enough day. I shall mostly be dragging out all my festival camping gear and checking thereof!

Large tea and a bacon roll please!
Morning twass, lovely here for the moment. Not sure it'll last, 14c with highs of 20c.

Good luck with that! My idea of hell. *clunk clatter*
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Old 20-08-2016, 07:58
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I was always a fair weather camper when I had the tent, was the same wiv the motor home as well

* Clunk *




I was talking about the farmers dug, thats been in trap 2 in the bogs fer the last 6 weeks ! .... Do'h




You did ? ........have you sacked yer gardener ?
Have you forgotten to take your meds again? 1st you say it's pooed all over the garden, now you say he's been trapped in the gents for 6 weeks! Which one is it?

No, why would I do that?
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Old 20-08-2016, 08:09
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Morning twass, lovely here for the moment. Not sure it'll last, 14c with highs of 20c.

Good luck with that! My idea of hell. *clunk clatter*
You know me, I love a crusty festival with a standpipe in the hedge for washing and portaloos
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Old 20-08-2016, 08:27
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Good morning you lot.

There was some showery rain here yesterday/overnight but not a great deal.. This morning is lovely with some sunshine, 18c and, best of all, a gorgeous breeze.

Tea please, hot and served swiftly with a smile. Not too much to ask for given the prices charged by SR.
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Old 20-08-2016, 08:31
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Mornin Scots and the rest of the crew..........lovely day here,


Tea and toast and Marmite plez......ta
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Old 20-08-2016, 09:35
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It's a tad more than a breeze here Gusty McGustyson!!!!!!!

Morning Hoots and Eddy! The old geezers on the local allotments have begun their annual weekend sales of excess produce. I'm off to see what's on offer!
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Old 20-08-2016, 10:13
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Hope it's most bargainious........

Gorn very gusty ere too
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Old 20-08-2016, 11:50
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Hope it's most bargainious........

Gorn very gusty ere too
It was! Had a nice natter with the old geezer about the produce, the beetroot chutters has been ordered, they make a fabulous one. Perfick for the festive season

Mug of coffee and two digestive biskwits please, barpersonage!
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Old 20-08-2016, 13:16
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Good afternoon.

... don't mind me ... I won't get in the way ... I'm just conducting a quick audit of all Pub drinks, foods, equipment and cash ... may take a little longer than I planned ...
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Old 20-08-2016, 15:37
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You know me, I love a crusty festival with a standpipe in the hedge for washing and portaloos
Takes all kinds I guess.
Good morning you lot.

There was some showery rain here yesterday/overnight but not a great deal.. This morning is lovely with some sunshine, 18c and, best of all, a gorgeous breeze.

Tea please, hot and served swiftly with a smile. Not too much to ask for given the prices charged by SR.
Vending machine!
Mornin Scots and the rest of the crew..........lovely day here,


Tea and toast and Marmite plez......ta
Hope you got yer goods from the vending machine.
Good afternoon.

... don't mind me ... I won't get in the way ... I'm just conducting a quick audit of all Pub drinks, foods, equipment and cash ... may take a little longer than I planned ...

*kicks Eddy's lardy arse out of the pub* Don't come back until you can behave yerself!

Afternoon all.........raining here since lunchtime!
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Old 20-08-2016, 15:59
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He doesn't have a dog.......he has a cat who is called Gorbals. So if there's dog poo in the garden it's nothing to do with chinny or me.
Who said I was talking about Chin I'm well aware chin aint got a dog
As you well know I was talking about the farmers dog,

Have you forgotten to take your meds
Think you should stay aff the gin, with some of the crap yer talking

1st you say it's pooed all over the garden,
Funnily enough thats were the dogs been doing his business, * rolleyes *

now you say he's been trapped in the gents for 6 weeks! Which one is it? :

Were in my post did I say he was trapped ? the farmers been keeping him in there, rent free ( cubicle toilet ) as wll you know * rolleyes *

No, why would I do that? :
You've been saying all summer that you've been getting yer garden done, now yer saying you done it ?
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Old 20-08-2016, 16:01
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Afternoon all.........raining here since lunchtime!
Its been the same here, but thought it was tae be worse than it was !

Afternoon Sr, & all
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Old 20-08-2016, 16:39
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Who said I was talking about Chin I'm well aware chin aint got a dog
As you well know I was talking about the farmers dog,



Think you should stay aff the gin, with some of the crap yer talking



Funnily enough thats were the dogs been doing his business, * rolleyes *




Were in my post did I say he was trapped ? the farmers been keeping him in there, rent free ( cubicle toilet ) as wll you know * rolleyes *



You've been saying all summer that you've been getting yer garden done, now yer saying you done it ?
No I didn't know you were referring to Bob's dog.
I was talking about the farmers dug, thats been in trap 2 in the bogs fer the last 6 weeks ! .... Do'h
You then said it had been in trap 2 for 6 weeks.........

I didn't actually say I had done the garden. I said...........
at least I got the gardens done before the rain started.
Maybe you need to make yourself clearer at times. It's like I'm working at Bletchley Park!

Afternoon *clunk*
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Old 20-08-2016, 17:05
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Afternoon all peepsicles! Been blowing a hooley all day here. Thought I was going to do a Mary Poppins while out watering the garden

Large white wine spritzer please and a packet of twiglets, ta muchly!
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