I was always a fair weather camper when I had the tent, was the same wiv the motor home as well

* Clunk *



I was talking about the farmers dug, thats been in trap 2 in the bogs fer the last 6 weeks ! .... Do'h



You did ? ........have you sacked yer gardener ?

afternoon peeps and parpsicles.......sorta raining here but not trying too hard fortunately.

toasted teacake and a nice cuppa plez...ta

Would you not like a tunnocks tea cake cake instead ? there cheaper

Afternoon hoots * Clunk *

I thought Tunnocks were more famous for their caramel wafers

I'll bet most aff you englishers, havn't even heard of these ones ?

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=tu...7OAATAZ5ylM%3A

Never seen the log version!! we only get the choc coated ones here. I was brought up on them

sell a lot of em in our supermarkets.........next!

think the tunnocks might have a wee bit too much sugar in for me....nommie , but not these days,....mores the pity

I've never seen the log ones! Must be a northern thing

*opens pub* Morning all

Morning SR and all other pubsticle parpingtons. There's a Tumnal nip in the air this morning although set to be a fair enough day. I shall mostly be dragging out all my festival camping gear and checking thereof!

Large tea and a bacon roll please!

Morning twass, lovely here for the moment. Not sure it'll last, 14c with highs of 20c.

Good luck with that! My idea of hell. *clunk clatter*

Have you forgotten to take your meds again? 1st you say it's pooed all over the garden, now you say he's been trapped in the gents for 6 weeks! Which one is it?

No, why would I do that?

You know me, I love a crusty festival with a standpipe in the hedge for washing and portaloos

Good morning you lot.

There was some showery rain here yesterday/overnight but not a great deal.. This morning is lovely with some sunshine, 18c and, best of all, a gorgeous breeze.

Tea please, hot and served swiftly with a smile. Not too much to ask for given the prices charged by SR.

Mornin Scots and the rest of the crew..........lovely day here,


Tea and toast and Marmite plez......ta

It's a tad more than a breeze here Gusty McGustyson!!!!!!!

Morning Hoots and Eddy! The old geezers on the local allotments have begun their annual weekend sales of excess produce. I'm off to see what's on offer!

Hope it's most bargainious........

Gorn very gusty ere too

It was! Had a nice natter with the old geezer about the produce, the beetroot chutters has been ordered, they make a fabulous one. Perfick for the festive season

Mug of coffee and two digestive biskwits please, barpersonage!

Good afternoon.

... don't mind me ... I won't get in the way ... I'm just conducting a quick audit of all Pub drinks, foods, equipment and cash ... may take a little longer than I planned ...

Takes all kinds I guess.

Vending machine!

Hope you got yer goods from the vending machine.


*kicks Eddy's lardy arse out of the pub* Don't come back until you can behave yerself!

Afternoon all.........raining here since lunchtime!

Who said I was talking about Chin I'm well aware chin aint got a dog
As you well know I was talking about the farmers dog,


Think you should stay aff the gin, with some of the crap yer talking


Funnily enough thats were the dogs been doing his business, * rolleyes *



Were in my post did I say he was trapped ? the farmers been keeping him in there, rent free ( cubicle toilet ) as wll you know * rolleyes *


You've been saying all summer that you've been getting yer garden done, now yer saying you done it ?

Its been the same here, but thought it was tae be worse than it was !

Afternoon Sr, & all

No I didn't know you were referring to Bob's dog.

You then said it had been in trap 2 for 6 weeks.........

I didn't actually say I had done the garden. I said...........

Maybe you need to make yourself clearer at times. It's like I'm working at Bletchley Park!

Afternoon *clunk*

Afternoon all peepsicles! Been blowing a hooley all day here. Thought I was going to do a Mary Poppins while out watering the garden

Large white wine spritzer please and a packet of twiglets, ta muchly!