Same as wot twass is having please....except two packet of twigletts plez.....ta

Morning McScots and pubsters.......rainy today

Large builders tea plez. Ta

*emerges quietly from attic*

Morning hoots *clunk*

Morning all pubsteroonies and Landladies sneaking down from the attic in their bedroom slippers

Large tea please of a builders sort of strength and two rounds of toast, butter and the blackstuff in the jar.

How very dare you! I thought I heard noises so went up there to investigate!

Morning twass *clunk clatter*.........you know the rools *points to outside*

*slopes off out into Pub garden with brekky*

You should have a Marmite hut!!

I do! The garden shed.

It's full of spiders!!!!

Good morning.

I'm busy, I can't hang around.

*Quietly and swiftly sneaks into the snug with large McDonalds breakfast and the Sunday papers.*

What's that pong of stale takeaway?

Oh it's YOU Eddy. Morning

Soup of the day and a crusty roll and butter please, with a half of bitter shandy.

*Pops out of snug.*

Hi there twassington. You haven't seen me.

*Back in the snug, orders kebab lunch.*

I haven't seen you if you pay for my lunch

nice chicken salad and a a large glass of the Irn Brew...ta muchly

can I have a ice cream sundae to follow please?.......ta

*knocks on pub door*

Anyone at home?????

*knocks louder*

Kknocks on Pub door, knocks louder, kicks door, starts screaming, continues knocking and screaming.*

Good morning twassington, everyone.

*Looks through letterbox, sees SR collapsed on floor surrounded by gin bottles.*

FGS! Can I not have a lie in once in a while.......who's making all that bleedin' racket! *yanks open door & twass & Eddy fall in* I might have guessed it would be you two jakeys!

Morning Eddy and SR and all other pubsters! About blooming time too! We've not got all day you know .....

Large builders and a bacon roll please and make it snappy!

Morning McScots, twass,Eddy and all......blooming dismal ole day here, never mind be positive......the garden needs the rain.


One cat out , the other can't be persuaded any way ...........cast iron bladder and then some!

Nice cuppa and two slices of buttered toast......any chance of a smear of marmalade with that?......ta

I see you're playing it safe, hoots! Should actually be allowed to eat that indoors

Och stop yer moanin', yer getting like chinny!

Don't speak to me like that *glares at twass in a menacing manner*

*slam slam*

Morning hoots, quite a damp calm day here so far, still warm. At least the streets will be quiet this evening, all the brats go back to school tomorrow (I thought it was Wednesday, but it's tomorrow).
*clunk clatter*
Timo has been out for all of 5 minutes & is now snoozing on the kitchen chair, clearly tired out!.

Och gie's peace!

Think yerself lucky I don't charge you for using the facility!
*stares in horror at twass's shoulder* ..... HERE

*pins notice on the snug door*

The snug will be closed for the foreseeable future!

*screams and brushes spider off into Eddy's breakfast*

*sniggers quietly*

When will it open again?

Tea please and hurry up.

Its getting a refurb, so come back & ask in 3months

being staff, I'll be able tae watch corrie in piece at night when the workies are finished * Sniggers *