It'll be open whenever I decide! This is what happens when people abuse the facilities on offer!
*slam*

Afternoon all. It's turned out to be a lovely sunny day.

I know. I totally agree with you. It's terrible when people abuse the Pub facilities. From now on, I'll do my utmost to stop Sleeps from contaminating the dear old snug by watching Coronation Street. He is a total disgrace.

More tea please.

Afternoon peepsicles! It is gloriously sunny here too now after a showery and cool start.

Large lime and soda with plenty of ice please and an egg salad sarny. Ta very much!

Completely deluded.........I was of course referring to you & your selfish behaviour!
This isn't a bleedin' tearoom!

Had a few heavyish showers but it's been an Ok day really. *clunk clatter*

Saunters in...

lovely cuppa plez and a toasted teacake

should have been gardening but lay down on the sofa and had a siesta..

Cat finally gorn out......

This isn't a bleedin' cafe! *slam clatter*

I've spent most of the day cleaning my house & tidying out a cupboard! It's all rock'n'roll with me!

Really ? ............* Gets some snacks in fer watching corrie *

Cooooo..........got a packet of the new Walkers Mix Ups........?

Hope so

Seen them the other night, look good .......... I'll hav a look fer them, but in the meantime theres a * Clunk *

*Exits the snug.*

Good evening all. Sleeps ... a stella please and hurry up.

*Makes mental note to text a big thank you to Chin for leaving his keys to the snug in my trusted hands.*

*Orders Chinese. Starts rubbing belly.*

*opens pub* Morning all

*Knocks on Pub door, keeps knocking, continues knocking, starts banging on door and Pub windows, starts sceaming, screams some more ...*

Hi SR ... at last.

Good morning everyone.

What are you doing you eejit? The pub is already open.........*cuffs Eddy round the lugs* Stop making that racket!

Morning McSots and other McPubsters.......tis quite pleasant this morning....

Nice cuppa please.......ta muchly

Morning hoots, dry at the moment but rain forecast. *sighs*

*clunk*

Morning all pubsters, reprobates, weirdos, chancers and people in the attic

Large builders tea please and a bowl of the cereal du jour with milk and a WHOLE banana and a knife!

Yuck! I don't like cheesy things like Wotsits etc., don't like Doritos either & I certainly wouldn't like them all in the same bag. *boak*

Stooooopid eejit, the snug has a keypad which only I have the details for. The code is changed every few days too. Completely insane.........*phones the men in white coats for Eddy*

Don't think I will be winning this year's CBB, think my offering might well be carted off to the Priory or somewhere similar

Another mug of your best tea plez.....ta

Morning twass..........sorry, I can't give you a knife, *Elf & Safety*.
*clunk clatter splosh slice slice slice*

Can't win all of the time hoots, you've had a good run recently.
Being in that madhouse would drive you insane if you weren't already nuts!

*clunk*

So when you serve the pub specials of spam egg and chips or spam curry, do the customers not get a knife and fork?????????

CBB SWEEPSTAKE


HM.1#Biggins.......KICKED OUT..........Eddy
HM.2#Saira...........................................Davor.........................Gorn off to patronise many more people
HM.3#Frankie.........................................twass
HM.4#Ricky............................................Sr
HM.5#.Renee.........................................Eug
HM.6#Marnie..........................................Chin
HM.7#James.........................................Sleeps......................Gorn off to reinvent his radio career
HM.8#Aubrey..........................................Parton
HM.9#Bear..............................................kate
HM10#Katie............................................hooter
HM11#Lewis.........................................omg.............................Gorn off to become a Motivational life coach
HM12#Grant.........................................Gorbals.......................Orf to find another girlfriend
HM13#Chloe.........................................Halo Joe....................Gorn off to design clothes which fit
HM14#Heavy D......................................Flora.........................BOOM!.......and then he was gorn
HM15#Sam.............................................Bob

Don't be silly, you don't need a knife when you eat curry! It's entirely at my discretion in any case.

You can't eat spam egg and chips with a fork

Morning people.