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The Pub (Part 48)

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Scots rool

23-08-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“You can't eat spam egg and chips with a fork ”

Of course you can......stop being difficult!

Originally Posted by davor:
“Morning people.”

Morning davor *clunk*

twassington

23-08-2016

*mutters to self and spoons up cereal*

Morning davor!

Scots rool

23-08-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“*mutters to self and spoons up cereal*

Morning davor!”

Did you say something?

twassington

23-08-2016

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“ Did you say something?”

Bah, humbug!!

twassington

23-08-2016

Ooer, hope none of you Scots are suffering from this

farmer bob

23-08-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ooer, hope none of you Scots are suffering from this ”

I have my Chanter steam-cleaned & buffed on a regular basis.

*exits tittering*

twassington

23-08-2016

Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“I have my Chanter steam-cleaned & buffed on a regular basis.

*exits tittering*”

I bet you do

EddyBee

23-08-2016

Good morning to all the late risers.

Beautiful morning here.

Originally Posted by hooter:
“Don't think I will be winning this year's CBB, think my offering might well be carted off to the Priory or somewhere similar

Another mug of your best tea plez.....ta”

Don't despair. It's not over yet. SR will just move the names around so I'm certain you will win and I will lose.

Another tea please with a raisin Danish.

Scots rool

23-08-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Bah, humbug!! ”

Harumph!

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ooer, hope none of you Scots are suffering from this ”

I don't have bagpipes.

Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“I have my Chanter steam-cleaned & buffed on a regular basis.

*exits tittering*”

*tuts loudly*

Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning to all the late risers.

Beautiful morning here.

Don't despair. It's not over yet. SR will just move the names around so I'm certain you will win and I will lose.

Another tea please with a raisin Danish. ”

How very dare you suggest there's anything dodgy about my sweepstakes! You've already lost you eejit! Sour grapes on your part methinks........get over yerself, accept yer a loser!

Afternoon all.

twassington

23-08-2016

Afternoon SR! 30 degrees and rising in my garden

Large iced lemon tea please and a prawn salad. Ta muchly

The_Sleeper

23-08-2016

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“.get over yerself, accept yer a loser!
Afternoon all. ”

* Sniggers *

Hope that schmuck, Steven gets kicked out tae night !

Afternoon Sr, Twass, & all

EddyBee

23-08-2016

Good afternoon.

An iced lemon tea with a large slice of fruit cake please. I'm in the garden.

Scots rool

23-08-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Afternoon SR! 30 degrees and rising in my garden Large iced lemon tea please and a prawn salad. Ta muchly ”

Harumph! it's 16c here with no sign of the sun.

*clunk clatter*

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“* Sniggers *

Hope that schmuck, Steven gets kicked out tae night !

Afternoon Sr, Twass, & all ”

Afternoon Joe..........I suspect the cretinous one will make the final! *clunk*

Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good afternoon.

An iced lemon tea with a large slice of fruit cake please. I'm in the garden.”

Afternoon Eddy.

*clunk clatter* Yer order is on the bar.

The_Sleeper

23-08-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Afternoon SR! 30 degrees and rising in my garden Large iced lemon tea please and a prawn salad. Ta muchly ”

Aye you really like kicking our arses about the weather you lot get down there * Sighs *

Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good afternoon.

An iced lemon tea with a large slice of fruit cake please. I'm in the garden. ”

That was some mess you got intae last night fella ?

http://s537.photobucket.com/user/net...23sqt.jpg.html

Afternoon Twass, Eddy,

* Clunk * Clunk *

twassington

23-08-2016

Mr Creosote!!

Ta muchly Sleeps. Indeed it's too hot to go out in it, I'm staying indoors!

hooter

23-08-2016

kicks eddy in the shins

and dunks his danish in the toilet

Yep, that feels better

lovely afternoon....super hot and mucho more bargains from the local garden centre

EddyBee

23-08-2016

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
Afternoon Eddy.

*clunk clatter* Yer order is on the bar. ”

That is not what I would describe as god service.

*Goes to bar.*

Do I have to pay?

hooter

23-08-2016

Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“ That is not what I would describe as god service.

*Goes to bar.*

Do I have to pay?”

if you`ve had that kind of service you has to pray!!!!! Big stylie!

twassington

23-08-2016

Originally Posted by hooter:
“if you`ve had that kind of service you has to pray!!!!! Big stylie! ”

EddyBee

23-08-2016

Good evening.

I'm having nothing unless it's free.

Originally Posted by hooter:
“if you`ve had that kind of service you has to pray!!!!! Big stylie! ”

*Pours bucket full of beer dregs over hooter's big head.*

Please take no offence but that will teach you not to be a clever clogs.

Originally Posted by twassington:
“”

*And pours a further bucket of beer dregs over twassington's big head.*

No need to thank me. I know you like to shampoo your hair in that stuff.

Legs it to McDonalds.

hooter

23-08-2016

hauls Eddy outta McD`s and handcuffs him till Scots arrive to put him on her shoogly nail so he can learn some blooming manners!>

The_Sleeper

23-08-2016

Originally Posted by hooter:
“hauls Eddy outta McD`s and handcuffs him till Scots arrive to put him on her shoogly nail so he can learn some blooming manners!>”

I'll gladly put in up there fer you hoots

Evening hoots, Twass, Eddy, & all

* Clunk *

twassington

23-08-2016

Originally Posted by hooter:
“hauls Eddy outta McD`s and handcuffs him till Scots arrive to put him on her shoogly nail so he can learn some blooming manners!>”

Well done hoots!!

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“I'll gladly put in up there fer you hoots

Evening hoots, Twass, Eddy, & all

* Clunk *”

Keep the beggar there

Evening Sleeps and all pubsters. Large iced Pimms please!

The_Sleeper

23-08-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Well done hoots!!
Keep the beggar there
Evening Sleeps and all pubsters. Large iced Pimms please!”

It'll be a nightcap now Twass, & I'll throw in a Eggy Burger in the morning, just hope hoots disane get tae it first !

* the smell aff gins giving me a headache in here *

Night all

Scots rool

24-08-2016

*opens pub* Morning all.

*does a double take at Eddy dangling pathetically from the shoogly nail*

*goes off to check CCTV*............

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