Morning all pubsteroonie peeps! Only one sleep til I am orf to the festival

*hangs festival hat off Eddy's dangling feet* Where's Sleeps with my eggy burger brekky??? Large tea please SR til he rocks up

Morning twass, hopefully the weather will be kind to you.

I'm just about to gaffer tape Eddy's hairy legs!
*clunk clatter*

Of course you have to pay, stooooopid. I'm not running a charidee!


You won't be getting served then! *prepares hefty cleaning bill for Eddy*

Well done hoots, yer breakfast is on the house this morning!

*attaches gaffer tape to Eddy's hairy legs & pulls off quickly* RIP RIP! Och stop being such a baby...........stop howling!

Cooooo, surveys Eddys hairless legs,

You been participating in the Tour re France Eddy?

morning McScots and pubersters, lovely morning here, might be going to the beach today and then again I might not...wotevers

nice cuppa plez and a round of toast and Marmite.....ta muchly


Cooooo, free brekkie...thanks

So long as it doesn't rain while we're putting the tent up, it's fine

The trouble with living near the coast is, on a glorious day when you'd like to go to the beach you get there and it's swarming with tourists. In the middle of winter when you don't want to, it's a ghost town

I know.......hadn't been to Corner for a couple of years , so when I got there last week it was blooming horrendous!!!!!....sheesh, lovely little seaside town but waaaay too many peeps in it

If we go today , it'll be to me usual quiet spot.

Another slice of you fabulous toast plez..ta

*sniggers*

Morning hoots *points to the garden* ..........*clatter clunk*

I love the beach. *sighs*

Where is Corner?

You have to pay for this one! *clatter*...........*points to the garden again*

THere is a quieter bit I knows but even that this time of year you get OTHER PEOPLE. Do they not realise you want the peace and quiet of an empty beach?? The main fronts in my two local "resorts" are impossible in July and August. If we get an Indian Summer, possibly......not been on the beach all Summer. It was Spring last time! Just too many other bodies.

Afternoon all, it's a gorgeous sunny hot day with hardly a cloud in the sky!

*pours self large spritzer & fills up the pool while sitting relaxing in the sun*

Its been the same this side of the M 8 ........ I'll have a pint of cidre

You'll get yer eggy burger in the morning Twass, It'll set ye up fer the day

Afternoon Sr, & all

Oops...meant Cromer....but predictive text t didn't like it

Had lovely day on the beach...glorious it was

So did you meet Ex on the beach's Bear ??

Good morning everyone.

Pub still closed??? Awful service.

*Makes mental note to tell Chin to make staff changes upon his return.*

*Goes to MCDonalds for the big breakfast.*

Morning Eddy and all pubster poopsingtons.

Well, the car's loaded and we'll be off in a few hours. See you all on the flipside

Two large coffees to go please and two bacon rolls!

Just seen message from SR....she's having trouble getting here !

Needs must in that case..............*nips behind bar, serves self*

*hangs twitterington on shaky peg*

Awright, awright...one at a time. Yer'll all get served...Who's next, 2 pints of Cornish Rattler coming right up sir.
Next...
Yes madam...toilets up the back, on the left...our attendant shall assist you with anything you need.

*puts jukebox on, puts Roy Orbison's Greatest on 'repeat'*

*marches in steam coming out of ears* Bloody VM, couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery! Managed to sort out the issue myself despite being on the phone to them since 6-00am! Bloody harry from India needs to go back to training school!

Thanks twass & I hope you have a lovely time at yer festival!

OI YOU! Bugger off from behind the bar......sling yer hook. Bloody chancer!

*kicks bob's lardy arse out of the pub*

*pulls plug out of jukebox* That's quite enough of that!

Elf & Safety luv, we're pulling the plug on yer gaff...yer simply cannot leave a licensed premises unattended of a morning.

*pulls down shutter, locks Pub & leaves key under mat for EddyBee*


*sniggers*

Stooooopid arse! Deluded, completely deluded. *slams door on bob's retreating back* Don't come back until you can behave yerself! ROLLEYES

Good afternoon everyone.

A jug of Pimms with all the fruity trimmings and some roasted peanuts please. I'm in the garden.


Thanks Bob, you're a pal. Get yourself a large whatevever and charge my account.

Afternoon all

*sits relaxing with feet up sipping a spritzer* Ahhhhhh, this is the life.

And you can stay out there! I'm busy, when you start behaving yerself you'll get served.......until then you can join the farmer!

And you don't have an account as you very well know!

CBB SWEEPSTAKE


HM.1#Biggins.......KICKED OUT..........Eddy
HM.2#Saira...........................................Davor.........................Gorn off to patronise many more people
HM.3#Frankie.........................................twass
HM.4#Ricky............................................Sr
HM.5#.Renee.........................................Eug
HM.6#Marnie..........................................Chin
HM.7#James.........................................Sleeps........................Gorn off to reinvent his radio career
HM.8#Aubrey..........................................Parton
HM.9#Bear..............................................kate
HM10#Katie..........................................hooter..........................WOW!
HM11#Lewis.........................................omg.............................Gorn off to become a Motivational life coach
HM12#Grant.........................................Gorbals.......................Orf to find another girlfriend
HM13#Chloe.........................................Halo Joe......................Gorn off to design clothes which fit
HM14#Heavy D......................................Flora..........................BOOM!.......and then he was gorn
HM15#Sam.............................................Bob............................Gorn off to sign many autographs