Morning new arrivals 
*clunks* *clatters*
*clunks* *clatters*
The Pub (Part 48)
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Originally Posted by Flora Poste:
“Well at least I can still get away with stilettos.
I know its not easy for you to find comfy shoes that accommodate your bunions and hammer toes 
”
“Well at least I can still get away with stilettos.
I know its not easy for you to find comfy shoes that accommodate your bunions and hammer toes ”
Fortunately Converse trainers are the 'in' thing & can be worn with anything. But you wouldn't know about that, being so unfashionable.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning new arrivals *clunks* *clatters*”
“Morning new arrivals
*clunks* *clatters*”
I hope no-one has given birth on the premises!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Ah well I'm sure it was all worth it.
Hours of entertainment to be had!
Thanks chinny chin chin..........I'm sensing a Scotia theme going on.
Nice pic of you & twass.”
“Ah well I'm sure it was all worth it.
Hours of entertainment to be had!
Thanks chinny chin chin..........I'm sensing a Scotia theme going on.
Nice pic of you & twass.
”
He's the green monster!!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
I hope no-one has given birth on the premises!”
“
I hope no-one has given birth on the premises!”
Well I did think that twassock had just put on weight! It's a miracle!!!!!!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ Well I did think that twassock had just put on weight! It's a miracle!!!!!! ”
“
Well I did think that twassock had just put on weight! It's a miracle!!!!!! ”
Well that slipped out without me even noticing
Originally Posted by davor:
“Happy Birthday Scots Rule”
“Happy Birthday Scots Rule
”
Thanks davor.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ Well I did think that twassock had just put on weight! It's a miracle!!!!!! ”
“
Well I did think that twassock had just put on weight! It's a miracle!!!!!! ”
You can clean up the mess & no brats are allowed in here.....get it out!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Well that slipped out without me even noticing”
“Well that slipped out without me even noticing
”
*bites tongue*
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Fortunately Converse trainers are the 'in' thing & can be worn with anything. But you wouldn't know about that, being so unfashionable.”
“Fortunately Converse trainers are the 'in' thing & can be worn with anything. But you wouldn't know about that, being so unfashionable.
”
I dont do trainers, fashionable or not, I am not into clodhoppers
Originally Posted by Flora Poste:
“I dont do trainers, fashionable or not, I am not into clodhoppers”
“I dont do trainers, fashionable or not, I am not into clodhoppers
”
Yes they don't look good on people with fat cankles........that's how I can get away with wearing them.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY SR.
Hope you have a lovely day with lots of prezzies.”
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY SR.
Hope you have a lovely day with lots of prezzies.
”
Thanks Eddy.
*clunk*
Good afternoon.
Mild here, 12c at present. Dry and sunny
Coffee please and a big slice of that birthday cake that Chin bought for SR.
Hurry up with my order. I'm in the snug.
Mild here, 12c at present. Dry and sunny
Coffee please and a big slice of that birthday cake that Chin bought for SR.
Hurry up with my order. I'm in the snug.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good afternoon.
Mild here, 12c at present. Dry and sunny
Coffee please and a big slice of that birthday cake that Chin bought for SR.
Hurry up with my order. I'm in the snug.”
“Good afternoon.
Mild here, 12c at present. Dry and sunny
Coffee please and a big slice of that birthday cake that Chin bought for SR.
Hurry up with my order. I'm in the snug.
”
Afternoon Eddy. *clunk* *clatter* Sr is paying for the coffee as it's her Birthday and the cake is free also. *clunk* *clatter*
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Yes they don't look good on people with fat cankles........that's how I can get away with wearing them.
Thanks Eddy. *clunk*”
“Yes they don't look good on people with fat cankles........that's how I can get away with wearing them.
Thanks Eddy.
*clunk*”
Someone needs a reality check, and before you say it, its not me
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Afternoon Eddy. *clunk* *clatter* Sr is paying for the coffee as it's her Birthday and the cake is free also. *clunk* *clatter*”
“Afternoon Eddy. *clunk* *clatter* Sr is paying for the coffee as it's her Birthday and the cake is free also. *clunk* *clatter*
”
*slurps*
Thanks.
As SR's paying can you slip a brandy into that coffee?
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“*slurps*
Thanks.
As SR's paying can you slip a brandy into that coffee?”
“*slurps*
Thanks.
As SR's paying can you slip a brandy into that coffee?
”
Coming right up.
*sploosh*
Happy Birthday Sr,
Cake... https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=sc...LEy_1edaBLM%3A
Card...... https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=sc...6O_3TZUP8KM%3A
Choon.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM0sTNtWDiI
Have a good one Sr, I'll watch the bar tae night fer ya,
Cake... https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=sc...LEy_1edaBLM%3A
Card...... https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=sc...6O_3TZUP8KM%3A
Choon.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM0sTNtWDiI
Have a good one Sr, I'll watch the bar tae night fer ya,
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Och hoots the noo some *McClunks* and *McClatters* for you!”
“Och hoots the noo some *McClunks* and *McClatters* for you!
”
McThankyou!
Good evening.
Brandy please. Is there a free bar this evening so that we can all raise a few glasses in honour of SR's birthday?
It's an Emmerdale double tonight.
*Grabs all remotes.*
Brandy please. Is there a free bar this evening so that we can all raise a few glasses in honour of SR's birthday?
It's an Emmerdale double tonight.
*Grabs all remotes.*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening.
Brandy please. Is there a free bar this evening so that we can all raise a few glasses in honour of SR's birthday?
It's an Emmerdale double tonight.
*Grabs all remotes.*”
“Good evening.
Brandy please. Is there a free bar this evening so that we can all raise a few glasses in honour of SR's birthday?
It's an Emmerdale double tonight.
*Grabs all remotes.*
”
Well done Eddy. I fancy a hot curry tonight. Will you ring the Indian?
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