You are not meant to be sunbathing. You are meant to be serving. You're a complete weirdo. I'm surprised you haven't gone off with twassington to hug trees and cuddle badgers all weekend.

*Rings local kebab house.* ... yes ... that's right ... a special kebab with salad and chips ... a tub of your strawberry Haagen Daas and a few cool stellas from your bar ... I'm in the Pub garden ...

Errrrrrr I think you'll find I'm actually in the bar! Stoooopid blind bat!
The only way I'd be spending time away would be in a hotel (3 star at the very least), not in some manky tent with a bunch of tree huggers! So yer wrong again!

*intercepts kebab man & sends him on his way with a flea in his ear along with his rubbishy foods*

Afternoon all....... steps over pile of manky kebabs...... Very humid here .

Lovely pot of tea and toasted teacake please.....ta

Afternoon hoots..........errrrrr you must be seeing things too. I sent the kebab man away with a flea in his ear along with his rubbishy foods!

*clunk clatter* It's 16c & cloudy here.

Noms teacake and slurps tea......ta


Oh, must have been a kebab mirage.....


Yack, it's as sticky as anything here.....orrible

Probably that Eddy trying to get into yer brain.

It's not nice when it's really humid, fortunately we don't get a lot of that up here!

Don't envy twass, a weekend in a tent ain't for me...but. she loves it. ...can't understand why??

Been bargain hunting in the garden centre again today........but didn't buy anything...they can keep their discounted geraniums

Nice cuppa plez..

I love festival camping!!!!!

Two teas please, in Somerset now

* Opens pub * Morning all

Hi there Sleeper, good morning everyone.

Tea please and one of those special Belvita breakfast biscuits, thank you.

Morning Joe *clunk*

Morning Eddy

I hope you're gonna behave yerself today!
*clunk clatter*

Morning McScots and all, waves to sleeps and eddy,

Nice cuppa plez..ta muchly

Morning hoots *clunk*

Ta Scots,. Slurps


Lovely cuppa

Well, whose gonna win the CBB tonight?

Orrible shower of 'celsbs' ,so don't care who really ,but I'm wondering which chatter poster is going to share their prize wiv me......lol

Just been saying out there ----------------> I genuinely don't care who wins tonight. Bear's behaviour has meant none of the other HM's had a chance, I didn't see how funny Katie apparently was, I didn't see how funny Sam apparently was, I haven't seen how Frankie has entertained the entire house. Every other HM's has been written out to make room for the ridiculous behaviour of an odious, spoiled, bully!
It's highly unlikely I'll even watch the final tonight!

The producers are to blame for this, they should hang their heads in shame. They're also taking the piss out of the viewing public!

Errrrrr you lost! Yer a loser, just like Eddy.

Afternoon all.......just had my face threaded! Oh what fun it was.

Do you mean you had yer eyebrows tidied up?

Nah, she meant the one on her tap lip

Afternoon hoots, Sr, & all

Did any of you watch last nights LF, there was a thread about it last night , how it was edited. as you've said in the past Sr, the whole show has been scripted from the start !!!!

The thread was by SAV if you can find it, it was 7 pages long when I left it this morning !

Yes, that & my top lip, chin, sideburns etc.
*clunk*

I can speak for myself thank you.

Afternoon Joe *clunk*

I didn't watch it, but it isn't in the least surprising. They clearly forgot the show was live last night. It's a complete farce & has become more scripted since CH5 have taken it over. And yet still people vote for a winner..........the producers manipulate continually to falsify real events, & people fall for it.
I can think of better things to do with my hard earned cash, & it doesn't involve filling CH5's pockets!

haven`t voted for any of the reality programs for years...well, since someone in the media let slip that it was more or less fixed from the start who would win , and this was done by buying a bulk of votes which could then be used to swing things the way the production companies wanted the result to go. Since then me money has stayed where it should, in my pocket and not theirs!

Large gin and tonic plez.........I feels the need of one...or two this evening

*opens pub* Morning all

Good morning.

Yet another far too hot start to the day. The sun is gorgeous but it really has been far too hot. 22c already.

Very large tea please.

Morning Eddy

*tuts loudly*.......always boasting! Stop fibbing anyway, it's currently 18c in London!

*slam*

CBB SWEEPSTAKE


HM.1#Biggins.......KICKED OUT..........Eddy
HM.2#Saira...........................................Davor.........................Gorn off to patronise many more people
HM.3#Frankie......................................twass..........................Gorn off dancing into the sunshine
HM.4#Ricky............RUNNER UP..........Sr...............................Gorn off to find a personality
HM.5#.Renee.........3RD PLACE...........Eug............................Gorn off to be mobbed
HM.6#Marnie........................................Chin...........................Gorn off to find her Romeo
HM.7#James.........................................Sleeps........................Gorn off to reinvent his radio career
HM.8#Aubrey.........................................Parton.......................Gorn off to San Francisco with flowers in her hair
HM.9#Bear...........WINNER....................Kate...........................A fix if ever there was one!
HM10#Katie..........................................hooter..........................WOW!
HM11#Lewis.........................................omg.............................Gorn off to become a Motivational life coach
HM12#Grant.........................................Gorbals.......................Orf to find another girlfriend
HM13#Chloe.........................................Halo Joe......................Gorn off to design clothes which fit
HM14#Heavy D......................................Flora..........................BOOM!.......and then he was gorn
HM15#Sam.............................................Bob............................Gorn off to sign many autographs

CONGRATULATIONS KATE, WINNER OF CBB 2016

Present to follow.........