It's turned out to be a lovely day here.
The leaves are starting to fall off my Kilmarnock Willows now. Summer seems to get shorter each year.

*eyes Joe strangely* Have you been indulging in twass's magic mushrooms, or sniffing chinny's old smelly socks?

Afternoon all.

Afternoon all peeps!

It's National Goddess day today......that's wot Sleeps is on about. He's been reading my posts elsewhere again *rolls eyes*

Large tea please and a slice of fruitcake! I shall be dropping mini twass off to the station shortly. Weekends go like a flash.....a bit like Summers!

*tuts* Oh right........... ROLLEYES......s'pose it keeps him out of mischief.

Are you & mini twass sharing a tea & cake? *clunk clatter* ..........*mutters* & they say Scots are tight!

Good evening everyone.

This Pub is being taken over by weirdos.

A stella please.

She'd gone home on the train by then! Although oddly enough we did share a slice of cake with our coffee earlier. And we both tried to eat more than the other If you were still on the book of faces you would see the cake monster

Weird and proud of it

*opens pub* Morning all.

............we still like you though.

One of the reasons I stopped posting on there!

Good morning.

Lovely and showery this morning. Not cold but a lot less humid than yesterday. Very welcome.

Tea please, served with a smile.

Good moaning all peepsicles, poptarts, weirdos, Facebook haters, lurkers, innocent bystanders and villagers with pitchforks

Gentle rain also falling in Kent, laying the dust on the farm nicely and washing it orf my car Scuppered my plans to strim the grass in the drive, but hey ho...plenty of other jobs to be doing.

Large tea please and a boiled egg with toast soldiers

Morning Eddy

Oh that's a shame.....dry here & 13c.

*clunk* A smile is now extra..........

Gud moaning twass. *clunk clatter*

Morning

*sits quietly in corner, making notes & tapping away on calculator*

Right you, OUT! *huckles bob out of pub* You can conduct yer dodgy business elsewhere!

*paces outside pub with large measuring tape*

*makes notes*

Ta muchly SR. *slurp, dip, munch*

*eyes FB out of pub window* He's up to no good, mark my words!!

*yells* gerroff my land.........*phones police* Yes officer, a very dodgy looking character hanging around outside my pub (I threw him out of the pub earlier this morning) now he's hanging around outside scaring my customers. He looks like a thug to me, & looks decidedly dangerous!

He's never anything else!

Afternoon all.

Afternoon SR and all pubster peeps.

Pot of tea for one and a toasted buttered teacake please! Wet and chilly today Bit of a shock after the weeks of sun and heat...which is apparently returning on Wednesday

It's stayed dry here, had a few wee showers which came to nothing really, didn't even get my hair wet. Rain is forecast for later today. *clunk clatter*

What do you make of Mother Teresa becoming a saint? I thought someone had to be dead for a long long time before they could become a saint.
She doesn't appear to have been very well thought of.........HERE

Just been reading THIS THREAD

Catholicism is a crock of shite. As for MT being made a saint....all propaganda for them to use for control and extortion of money from those least able to afford it. She sounds a thoroughly unpleasant person. Nuns often are, I hear from those who suffered their peculiarities at convent schools The whole thing is a total farce!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD-fPb87mVA

afternoon all..

Lovely cuppa and a scone with jam and clotted cream plez...

Good evening all.

Jive dances around Pub in order to earn a stella.

Goodnight all.

You looked a right plonker on SCD the other night Ed ............. just hope ya dont make a " BALLS" aff it !!!

Night Ed

*opens pub* Morning all

Morning Sr,

yer up early, yeh wet the bed again ?

Happy Birthday Joni

All religion is decidedly dodgy! However I agree with you re nuns & priests, they appear to have (certainly in the past) psychotic tendencies!
If that's religion they can keep it!

Bloomin' weirdo! Yer getting no free Stella. *holds up card* Nil-Pwa!