Morning Joe........I'm usually up at this time, unless of course I'm having a lie-in....then I'm not. *clunk*

Morning all pubsters, early risers, layabeds, ne'erdo-wells, rogues and innocent bystanders

Large builders please and a raft of Shredded Wheat adrift in a bowl of semi skimmed. Ta muchly

Morning McScots and all that pubsters.....tis a dull old day today....

Lovely cuppa plez and a couple of slices of toast and Marmite plez. .......ta

Morning twass *clunk clatter* milk is of course extra.

Morning hoots.......*points to outside* off you go then *clunk clatter*

*rolls eyes* (@) (@)

Ta muchly SR.....*slurp, munch*

Now I've smelt hoots' toast and Marmite, a slice of that too please

Morning

*Sits quietly in corner, reading*

Good morning everyone.

Hot and humid here but that's not going to stop me practising my dance moves.

*Puts on music. Starts traditional ballroom dance, partnered by Gorbals.*

*sniggers at Gorbals treading on Eddy's bunions*

Very humid here in Kent now too....sticky and heavy Bit like me after a chocolate cake binge

I'm well aware of the irony about posting this in The Pub, but I'm doing Sober October this year. Again.

So, er, cough, cough!

https://www.gosober.org.uk/users/barry-wilson

well done Eug....keep it up during November as well if you can

Ooh yes, very well done eug. Any more radio shows in the offing?

Evening all peeps, glass of rose wine spritzer please. A rather stuffy and warm evening.....feels like a storm is needed!

Liberation Frequency will be back.

It should have been back this week, but sadly something cropped up.

Ah well, hopefully I'll catch the next one

*opens pub* Morning all

Morning Scots........sorta dull ole day here but blooming humid ..don't know whether to be pleased it aint cold or down in the dumps cors it aint bright and sunny. Anyways, the day has just started, so we'll see wot it brings.

Lovely cuppa plez.....followed by hot buttered toast......ta

Hope you is fine and dandy this am

Morning SR, hoots and all pubster peepsingtons Already sultry in the south, once this grey haze wears off it will be scorchio! First load of washing on the line already, second one doing

Large tea and a bowl of muesli with moo please.....

Morning hoots, same here but the sun is trying to come out. It's already 16c!
It was really muggy yesterday & today is supposed to be worse. Oh well....... *clunk clatter*

Morning twass, happy washing.
*clunk clatter splosh*

Ta muchly. The sun's out here now and the temperature is rising......large bottle of iced water to go, please

Good afternoon all.

Gorgeous here, sunny at 25c and rising.

I'll have a double expresso served with an almond slice and a small bottle of Perrier. I'm at my favourite table in the Pub garden.

Get a move on.

Afternoon all peeps! Now nudging 30 degrees in the shade in my garden. I've spent much of the day driving which is not a plan in such temperatures Pint of lime and soda with ice please and a bowl of chopped watermelon. Ta muchly

You can get it at the bar yerself ya lazy sod * rolleyes *


Its shorts & tee-shirt weather here, not as much as you englishers

Afternoon Ed ( Balls) Twass, & all : )* Clunk *

Ta muchly Sleeps. Can we have the paddling pool out in the Pub Garden please?

Chinnie burst it .......... sowy !

One wonders wot he was doing to it to puncture it!

He was playing darts, with that other numpty the farmer, mind you they did have a photo of the landlady on the board !