Good evening all.

I'm so hot ... and so's the weather. It's the way I tell them.

A cool stella please. I'm in the garden.




That does it. No more chances for you. You have ignored all my warnings. You will be very sorry when Chin gets back and this place returns to normal.

*Grabs remotes.*

Evening all peeps. Nicely cooling down now....half of bitter shandy and spam, egg and chips please

........Really ?

I'd say you look like a numpty in they sparkly shirts on SCD ......... ED




Had fish 'n' chips & a backpudding super aff the chippy van, & it was only £4.10p a bargin

* Clunk *

What's a black pudding super? Some strange Scottish delicacy?

dunno...but sounds rank anyways

nice cuppa and a scone and jam plez...ta

*opens pub* Morning all

It's already out there & filled! HERE

Chinny isn't impressed with you using Gorbals as yer dancing partner! He says you better not have harmed a hair on his wee head!

*tuts*

Actually you're quite correct, it's absolutely vile!
RAW.....cooked in batter......HERE........and in a breakfast.......HERE.........INGREDIENTS.....*boaks*

Chinny says hiya to everyone, & is missing you all.

Morning McScots and all the pubsters......

We miss chins too........

Lovely cuppa plez and a couple of slices of toast and Marmite...ta muchly


Very glad your excellent watering hole don't do black pudding in any way shape or form......always thought the stuff was rank and it seems you feel the same Mcscots.......great minds do think alike

Morning hoots, I shall pass your message on to chinny.

*points to outside* off you go.......*clunk clatter*

Black pudding should be illegal!

Morning all peepsicles and weird food eaters!! That black pudding super sounds VILE with a capital V

Much love back to chinnock, much missed

Son's arrived to do an early morning lawn mow before work....he's nuts, its soaking wet out there

Scrambled egg on toast with bacon and tomato for when he's finished please

Good morning.

Sunny and fresh here, really lovely, 21c.

A glass of orange juice please.


Chin has nothing to worry about. Gorbals volunteered and earned himself lots of sweet treats. He really is rather good.

Now, hurry up and fetch my juice.

Good afternoon all from a lovely, sunny and rather warm north London.

Tea please with a selection of your finest tea cakes (feel free to go out and buy them if none are in stock).

I'm in the garden.

The pubs not in north London, its our side of the wall

Afternoon Ed, & all * Clunk *

The great thing about virtual pubs is they are everywhere and nowhere, baby

Half of bitter shandy please and a packet of cashew nuts....marmite flavour if at all possible!

Evening peepsicles.......

Wonderful how much you can focus when yer specs have gorn walkabouts...

Nice glass of house red plez...ta

Evening Fran & Anna * Clunk *

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=fr...sLOH1VaSsPM%3A

You need one of those beaded spec necklaces hoots...so you wear 'em and they can't be mislaid!

Ooh, a nice glass of red and some cheddar on crackers please

i`ll buy a beaded spec necklace when I reach the age normally usual for beaded necklace wearers to be


108!

*opens pub* Morning all

Don't be ridiculous, Gorbals doesn't eat sweets, he's a cat!

You'll have Asda's best like everyone else does!

It was like the monsoon season here yesterday!

*sniggers*

*starts a mental count down*

Morning Sr, & all

There's a major gas leak around glasgow airport

Morning Joe, oh really? Nothing on the news so far about it!

Morning McScots and all the other pubsters....hope you all have a good day with no gas explosions

Nice cuppa plez and a couple of rounds of Marmite on toast plez. ...ta

McMorning all McCustomers and McPubstaff!!

Large tea and a bowl of cornflakes please. With moo...yes, yes I know