Morning all peeps, nearly afternoon Been gossiping with my pal since getting up and we've had the most epic greedy breakfast of all time.

Two coffees to go please

Are you knitting me a jumper or something?

*tuts* I have cleaned my entire house, cleaned out a cupboard, made up 5 meals for next week, & written a long letter.
I actually left out bacon & a tattie scone to have for my breakfast but changed my mind & ended up freezing them both!

*clunk clunk*

Afternoon SR and all peeps! Waved my friend off home and have been hard at work doing several loads of laundry and cleaning, ironing and now about to make a curry for later

Large white wine spritzer please. And have one yourself

Afternoon All

Getting a tad windy in my part of the country

Well I watch all the cyclists going by this morning, seen every superhero you could think off, but the best one I seen was a bloke dressed up in a panto horse outfit !!

Recon some of you girlies would need a wee lie down, wiv all the blokes in their lycra ?

Lycra looks appalling on men You can see the outline of their................. Give me a man in a kilt any day!

Och, y'd rather have a Norseman, if the truth b told !
Night Twass, & all

Bet I open the pub ?

*opens pub* Morning all.

*continues with mental countdown*

Ooooo don't mind if I do! I'll keep it for later ta.

Same here!

Yuck, there's nothing attractive about seeing a guy wearing lycra. Gross!

Indeed so!

Where........when.......ROLLEYES

Wot you talking about ya * Weirdo * ?

Morning Sr, & all

*enters wearing thigh-high kilt, sits quietly in corner, working on laptop*

Morning

Morning all pubster popsicles, and any lurking Norsemen

Surprisingly cool morning, but a corker of a day is forecast, hot and sunny for the next few days. My son is off to Sweden on a work trip, lucky lucky!!!!

Large mug of builders please and some toast with butter and marmalade

*fumbles with sporran for coins, puts Marry Banilow on jukebox*

*runs screaming for the hills*

That's for me to know!

Morning Joe *clunk*


Bloody hell the sights you see when you don't have a gun!
You either buy a drink or you're out, this isn't a doss house!

Morning twass, warm here but very Winnie the Pooh! *clunk clatter*
Ooooo, lucky him.

Right that's it, yer barred! *unplugs jukebox*

Mind you don't get blown away, SR! Thank goodness that awful row is gone

I see Whiff Pilchard is facing fresh allegations. He can't eat or sleep with worry apparently. BECAUSE HE'S GUILTY AS F***

*puts Riff Clichard on jukebox 'continuous 24-hr play'*

*whips out axe, marmalises fb to within an inch of his life and then removes offending music from jukebox and chops into smithereens*

Good afternoon.

Gorgeously sunny day, 24c and pleasantly fresh. It's such a pity that not all of the UK is enjoying this lovely weather. I am heart broken etc etc and so on and so on ...

A cream tea (Cornish style) in the Pub garden please. And there's a 10p bonus if I am served swiftly.

Afternoon all

Been windy all morning here ............ * Removes chalk from the farmer *

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...alk-marks.html

Some people should get a bloody life !

3 cheers for Polly Dunlop. She's completely right, it makes a mess. Parents need to educate their children into understanding that they can't do what they want, where they want and when they want.

Have you ever played the game ?

I always played it as a child, usually with chalk nicked from the school blackboard when teacher wasn't looking. We'd chalk up the paths and playground and rain soon washed it off again. In my view, harmless enough. Although in principle I certainly agree children should not be allowed to do whatever they want, whenever etc. Too many of them expect this these days resulting in screaming brats everywhere who have learned that is the way to get everything their own way Our parents never caved and had we made that noise in public, we'd have had a clip round the ear smartish.

Evening all

Evening SR and all pubster peeps! It's too blooming hot down here in Kent, and it's likely to hit 30 degrees tomorrow

Large iced lemonade please!

Speaking of which..........HERE

More than likely he is!

I barred you from here! Bugger off & don't come back until I say you can come back!

*tuts*

That's for sure.......although I don't for one second think a 3 year old would be playing that particular game.

They're only playing, chalk washes away with the rain in any case! Better out playing than sat like a cabbage in front of an X-box, etc!

Jeez some people need to gerragrip, they aren't doing any harm!