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The Pub (Part 48)

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EddyBee

13-09-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“You are such a lazy bugger Eddy! Get your own blooming ice cream goodies!

*puts cardigan on* bit nippy in here ”

Well you could just switch off the fans instead of making a fuss of everything.

*Shoves twassington's nose into her ice cream cone.*

twassington

13-09-2016

Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“

Well you could just switch off the fans instead of making a fuss of everything.

*Shoves twassington's nose into her ice cream cone.* ”

It's hoots that had an ice cream cone. Do keep up

EddyBee

13-09-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“It's hoots that had an ice cream cone. Do keep up ”

Well then, as you're wearing hooter's ice cream, you had better buy her another one.

twassington

13-09-2016

Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Well then, as you're wearing hooter's ice cream, you had better buy her another one. ”

Hoots ate her ice cream hours ago, she was asking for seconds but no one was serving

*sticks ice cream cone on Eddy's head with superglue* Ooh look, you're a Unicorn!

HaloJoe

13-09-2016

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
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CAKE

CHOON

A WEE TREAT

I hope you have a brilliant day today.”

Thank you so much

The_Sleeper

13-09-2016

Originally Posted by HaloJoe:
“Thank you so much ”

yer still drunk ya muppet !

Hope you & Birdy, had a great day ............. Babe !

The_Sleeper

13-09-2016

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*opens pub* Morning all

*countdown continues*...........”

BTW, put up or shut up, in the morning ???

* rolleyes * * rolleyes * * rolleyes *

Scots rool

14-09-2016

*opens pub* Morning all

*continues countdown*............

Scots rool

14-09-2016

Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“My, yer a bonnie woman SR, I'll be strolling in the arboretum this morn' then maybe take in the latest newsreel at the CinemaScope Theatre. If ye fancy steppin' along with me, later we could visit a reputable hostelry for Scotch pie, grog an' play some skittles?

*sings*

"My love is like a red, red rose that's newly sprung in June....”

Bloomin' weirdo! *slaps bob hard across the chops* those midges get everywhere!

Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good afternoon.

This afternoon I am going to practise the foxtrot.

*Finds appropriate music on mobile device.

Gorbals and Parton step forward.*

Remember you two ... take long steps during the slower counts, and short steps during the faster counts. Let's go.

Any Pimms for the afters? We'll be in the Pub garden.”

You can clear the mess Parton has made, she doesn't like interacting with people outside of the gents!

Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening.

I plugged in about 15 electric fans for our session and left them on.. I dread to think what the PUb's electricity bill will look like. But it is all tax deductable so SR won't lose out.

As your at the bar, I'll have the same as you. You'll find me in the garden.”

*prepares very large electricity bill for Eddy to pay*
How very dare you abuse my facilities in this manner!

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Hoots ate her ice cream hours ago, she was asking for seconds but no one was serving

[b]*sticks ice cream cone on Eddy's head with superglue* Ooh look, you're a Unicorn!:[/B”

*sniggers loudly*

twassington

14-09-2016

Morning all pubsteroonie peepsingtons! I am enjoying the gloriously cool, misty early morning. It won't last

I expect to be simmering in my own gravy by about 11am

Large builders and the cereal du jour with liquid dairy accompaniment. Thanks

farmer bob

14-09-2016

Morning

Oooh SR...

*Collapses in corner*

Scots rool

14-09-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all pubsteroonie peepsingtons! I am enjoying the gloriously cool, misty early morning. It won't last I expect to be simmering in my own gravy by about 11am

Large builders and the cereal du jour with liquid dairy accompaniment. Thanks ”

Morning twass, dull & overcast here......again!

*clunk clatter splosh*

Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Morning

Oooh SR...

*Collapses in corner* ”

*eyes bob suspiciously*

Don't even think I'm gonna administer the kiss of life *kicks bob in the ribs* That should wake you up!

hooter

14-09-2016

Morning McScots and all the pubsters..... lovely day here.....gonna get me washing dry

Nice cuppa and some toast and Marmite plez...ta

farmer bob

14-09-2016

*heads into SR's private office*

twassington

14-09-2016

*enters pub swishing long shiny mane of hair* Been and had some foil highlights

What are you doing in SR's inner sanctum fb??

farmer bob

14-09-2016

*exits SR's office*

twassington

14-09-2016

*eyes fb suspiciously, makes notes*

The_Sleeper

14-09-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“*eyes fb suspiciously, makes notes*”

He's Is emptied the safe ! Its the high jump fer him when Sr, gets back, I would call the police but she had things in the safe that she dont want them finding out about , if yeh get my drift !

Afternoon Twass, & all

twassington

14-09-2016

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“

He's Is emptied the safe ! Its the high jump fer him when Sr, gets back, I would call the police but she had things in the safe that she dont want them finding out about , if yeh get my drift !

Afternoon Twass, & all ”

Ill gotten gains?

Evening Sleeps, pint of OJ and lemonade please

The_Sleeper

14-09-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ill gotten gains?

Evening Sleeps, pint of OJ and lemonade please ”

* Indeed *

Evening Twass, * Clunk *

twassington

14-09-2016

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“* Indeed *

Evening Twass, * Clunk *”

Ta muchly............*slurrrrrrrrrrrrp* Going to be even hotter here tomorrow

Scots rool

15-09-2016

*opens pub* Morning all

*continues with countdown*

Scots rool

15-09-2016

Originally Posted by hooter:
“Morning McScots and all the pubsters..... lovely day here.....gonna get me washing dry

Nice cuppa and some toast and Marmite plez...ta”

It was horrible here yesterday, smirry rain all day & 13c!

Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*heads into SR's private office*”

Originally Posted by twassington:
“*enters pub swishing long shiny mane of hair* Been and had some foil highlights

What are you doing in SR's inner sanctum fb??”

Oooooo get you, very nice.

Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*exits SR's office*”

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“
He's Is emptied the safe ! Its the high jump fer him when Sr, gets back, I would call the police but she had things in the safe that she dont want them finding out about , if yeh get my drift !

Afternoon Twass, & all”

Stoooopid eejit that he is, he fell for the fake safe, all my documents etc., are in a very safe place where only myself has access!

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ill gotten gains?

Evening Sleeps, pint of OJ and lemonade please”

How very dare you!

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ta muchly............*slurrrrrrrrrrrrp* Going to be even hotter here tomorrow ”

Oh that's nice......I'm sooooooooo pleased for you! Couldn't be happier.

It looks like a November morning here with the haar!

The_Sleeper

15-09-2016

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*opens pub* Morning all

*continues with countdown* ”

Yer getting yer hair cut ?

Morning Sr, & all

Scots rool

15-09-2016

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Yer getting yer hair cut ?

Morning Sr, & all ”

Yes, I'm getting it cut tomorrow afternoon. How did you know?

Morning Joe *clunk*

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