DS Forums

 
 

The Pub (Part 48)


Reply
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 16-09-2016, 14:19
EddyBee
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: In Your Dreams
Posts: 26,459
Good afternoon.

Sweet and sour chicken balls please with extra sauce and prawn crackers. Hurry up.
EddyBee is offline   Reply With Quote
Please sign in or register to remove this advertisement.
Old 16-09-2016, 14:30
Scots rool
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Alba Gu Brąth
Posts: 125,162
I'm British, it's my job to moan about the weather

Ta muchly, *slurrrp, nom*

My friend in Hertfordshire had a flood of water come in under her front door and the carpet is soaked (
Harumph!
It's turned into a lovely day here with wall to wall sunshine.

*swishes head from side to side showing off newly cut hair*

That's a shame, I guess the carpet is ruined now!
Good afternoon.

Sweet and sour chicken balls please with extra sauce and prawn crackers. Hurry up.
Errrrrrr, you seem to have mistaken the pub for ''The Golden Balls Chinese restaurant''.
Have a spam fritter instead, with a side dish of some healthy veggies. You look like you need to shift a few pounds. *slam clatter*

Chinny isn't impressed with your abuse of Gorbals & Parton!

Afternoon all
Scots rool is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 16-09-2016, 15:23
twassington
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
Afternoon SR....indeed it won't have done the carpet any good A river is now flowing down the hill outside my cottage. I hope the peeps in the village below are OK It is very flood prone Been throwing it down all day!

Pot of tea and a currant bun please
twassington is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 16-09-2016, 15:48
Scots rool
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Alba Gu Brąth
Posts: 125,162
Afternoon SR....indeed it won't have done the carpet any good A river is now flowing down the hill outside my cottage. I hope the peeps in the village below are OK It is very flood prone Been throwing it down all day!

Pot of tea and a currant bun please
Keep yer wellies near you at all times!
*clunk clatter*
Scots rool is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 16-09-2016, 16:20
twassington
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
Keep yer wellies near you at all times!
*clunk clatter*
They are on standby, but there is still that hole through the sole of one after I trod on a rusty nail in the Spring and had to go for a tetanus shot
twassington is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 16-09-2016, 18:15
hooter
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 6,736
me son sorted me gutters out day afor yesterday. Wasn`t too pleased at the time cors he came round about 4.30 in the afternoon and started chucking all sorts of bits and pieces out of gutters and I had to clear it up, didn`t feel well at all that day, so clearing up gutter mess wasn`t quite what i wanted to do. Well, apologies to him..am I delighted he cleared em and just in time too, downpour flowing away nicely.

Large cuppa and a digestive biccie plez...ta
hooter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 16-09-2016, 19:59
twassington
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
My gutters are full of ivy No clue when landlords will clear them......but then I do like the ivy, it's pretty.....

Glass of red wine please, happy weekend peeps!
twassington is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 16-09-2016, 20:37
hooter
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 6,736
oh twass, can you ask em if they`ll clear em?
hooter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 16-09-2016, 21:45
twassington
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
I have, but they take 9 months to a year to do anything! Still, it's their property.
twassington is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 17-09-2016, 05:09
The_Sleeper
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 116,685
* Opens Pub *

Morning all

So this is wot you've been counting down tae ? (Sr )

https://www.timeanddate.com/countdow...0&font=cursive
The_Sleeper is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17-09-2016, 05:43
Scots rool
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Alba Gu Brąth
Posts: 125,162
* Opens Pub *

Morning all

So this is wot you've been counting down tae ? (Sr )

https://www.timeanddate.com/countdow...0&font=cursive

Don't be stoooooopid! *punches Joe's lights out* There's to be no mention of that word until at least the 16th of December!

Morning Joe *clunk*

*continues with countdown*

Morning all.
Scots rool is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17-09-2016, 05:46
Scots rool
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Alba Gu Brąth
Posts: 125,162
They are on standby, but there is still that hole through the sole of one after I trod on a rusty nail in the Spring and had to go for a tetanus shot
Pull a black bin bag over yer leg of the letting in wellie - sorted!
me son sorted me gutters out day afor yesterday. Wasn`t too pleased at the time cors he came round about 4.30 in the afternoon and started chucking all sorts of bits and pieces out of gutters and I had to clear it up, didn`t feel well at all that day, so clearing up gutter mess wasn`t quite what i wanted to do. Well, apologies to him..am I delighted he cleared em and just in time too, downpour flowing away nicely.

Large cuppa and a digestive biccie plez...ta
Awwww, he should have cleared up for you, he should have taken a bucket with him & dropped the gunk in as he was going along.
I hope you're feeling better today.
My gutters are full of ivy No clue when landlords will clear them......but then I do like the ivy, it's pretty.....

Glass of red wine please, happy weekend peeps!
I HATE ivy, it's one of the most invasive plants known to man!
Scots rool is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17-09-2016, 05:48
The_Sleeper
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 116,685

Don't be stoooooopid! *punches Joe's lights out* There's to be no mention of that word until at least the 16th of December!
Morning Joe *clunk*
*continues with countdown*
Morning all.
* Pours slops over Sr's new barnet*

Morning Sr
The_Sleeper is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17-09-2016, 05:54
Scots rool
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Alba Gu Brąth
Posts: 125,162
* Pours slops over Sr's new barnet*

Morning Sr
Why have you poured that over the coat stand? You better clear that mess up! Bloomin' nutter!
Scots rool is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17-09-2016, 05:57
The_Sleeper
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 116,685
Why have you poured that over the coat stand? You better clear that mess up! Bloomin' nutter!
Yer the one that had tae change yer jimjams, cos of the beer....... do keep up !
The_Sleeper is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17-09-2016, 06:34
Scots rool
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Alba Gu Brąth
Posts: 125,162
Yer the one that had tae change yer jimjams, cos of the beer....... do keep up !
Okaaaaaaaaay............*mutters* madder by the minute!
Scots rool is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17-09-2016, 06:38
The_Sleeper
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 116,685
Okaaaaaaaaay............*mutters* madder by the minute!
You've got tae be mad tae work in this nut hut, its like " One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" at times !
The_Sleeper is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17-09-2016, 06:43
Scots rool
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Alba Gu Brąth
Posts: 125,162
You've got tae be mad tae work in this nut hut, its like " One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" at times !
.......and you fit in very well.
Scots rool is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17-09-2016, 06:46
The_Sleeper
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 116,685
.......and you fit in very well.
Aye but you're the leader aff the pac !

Bye
The_Sleeper is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17-09-2016, 07:45
twassington
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Owl Sanctuary
Posts: 24,262
Morning all pubsteroonie parplets and popsicles Happy weekend to you all. Although I have to go orf to a work meeting this morning at which the big boss is present Still, only two hours...then happy days

Large tea please and a sausage in a roll with brown sauce
twassington is offline Follow this poster on Twitter   Reply With Quote
Old 17-09-2016, 07:50
hooter
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 6,736
My gutters are full of ivy No clue when landlords will clear them......but then I do like the ivy, it's pretty.....

Glass of red wine please, happy weekend peeps!
No ta.. I'll just have a nice coffee plez


Morning McScots and all the pubsters.....blooming soggy ole day
hooter is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17-09-2016, 07:50
The_Sleeper
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 116,685
Morning all pubsteroonie parplets and popsicles Happy weekend to you all. Although I have to go orf to a work meeting this morning at which the big boss is present Still, only two hours...then happy days

Large tea please and a sausage in a roll with brown sauce
I'll be doing that in an hour ! ..........all day

Morning Twass, hoots * Clunk *
The_Sleeper is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17-09-2016, 07:51
EddyBee
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: In Your Dreams
Posts: 26,459
Good morning you lot.

Tea please.

I've already started mine. In fact, I'm waiting for a few small items to arrive this morning, between 9am amd 10am in fact. I do like Christmas.

PS - Managed to get a good discount on a Christmas edition of Monopoly.
EddyBee is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17-09-2016, 07:55
The_Sleeper
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 116,685
Good morning you lot.
Tea please.
I've already started mine. In fact, I'm waiting for a few small items to arrive this morning, between 9am amd 10am in fact. I do like Christmas.
PS - Managed to get a good discount on a Christmas edition of Monopoly.
Lurve that game, I was always the " Dog "

Morning Eddy, * Clunk *
The_Sleeper is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 17-09-2016, 08:02
Scots rool
Forum Member
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Alba Gu Brąth
Posts: 125,162
Aye but you're the leader aff the pac !

Bye
I can live with that.
Byeeeee, have a good day.
Morning all pubsteroonie parplets and popsicles Happy weekend to you all. Although I have to go orf to a work meeting this morning at which the big boss is present Still, only two hours...then happy days

Large tea please and a sausage in a roll with brown sauce
Morning twass, we all have our crosses to bear.
*clatter splodge*
No ta.. I'll just have a nice coffee plez


Morning McScots and all the pubsters.....blooming soggy ole day
Morning hoots, lovely here with wall to wall sunshine. *clunk* Are you feeling better today?
Good morning you lot.

Tea please.



I've already started mine. In fact, I'm waiting for a few small items to arrive this morning, between 9am amd 10am in fact. I do like Christmas.

PS - Managed to get a good discount on a Christmas edition of Monopoly.
Morning Eddy

Nutter! It's only bloomin' September!
Scots rool is offline   Reply With Quote
 
Reply




 
Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 03:12.