Good afternoon.

Sweet and sour chicken balls please with extra sauce and prawn crackers. Hurry up.

Harumph!
It's turned into a lovely day here with wall to wall sunshine.

*swishes head from side to side showing off newly cut hair*

That's a shame, I guess the carpet is ruined now!

Errrrrrr, you seem to have mistaken the pub for ''The Golden Balls Chinese restaurant''.
Have a spam fritter instead, with a side dish of some healthy veggies. You look like you need to shift a few pounds. *slam clatter*

Chinny isn't impressed with your abuse of Gorbals & Parton!

Afternoon all

Afternoon SR....indeed it won't have done the carpet any good A river is now flowing down the hill outside my cottage. I hope the peeps in the village below are OK It is very flood prone Been throwing it down all day!

Pot of tea and a currant bun please

Keep yer wellies near you at all times!
*clunk clatter*

They are on standby, but there is still that hole through the sole of one after I trod on a rusty nail in the Spring and had to go for a tetanus shot

me son sorted me gutters out day afor yesterday. Wasn`t too pleased at the time cors he came round about 4.30 in the afternoon and started chucking all sorts of bits and pieces out of gutters and I had to clear it up, didn`t feel well at all that day, so clearing up gutter mess wasn`t quite what i wanted to do. Well, apologies to him..am I delighted he cleared em and just in time too, downpour flowing away nicely.

Large cuppa and a digestive biccie plez...ta

My gutters are full of ivy No clue when landlords will clear them......but then I do like the ivy, it's pretty.....

Glass of red wine please, happy weekend peeps!

oh twass, can you ask em if they`ll clear em?

I have, but they take 9 months to a year to do anything! Still, it's their property.

* Opens Pub *

Morning all

So this is wot you've been counting down tae ? (Sr )

https://www.timeanddate.com/countdow...0&font=cursive

Don't be stoooooopid! *punches Joe's lights out* There's to be no mention of that word until at least the 16th of December!

Morning Joe *clunk*

*continues with countdown*

Morning all.

Pull a black bin bag over yer leg of the letting in wellie - sorted!

Awwww, he should have cleared up for you, he should have taken a bucket with him & dropped the gunk in as he was going along.
I hope you're feeling better today.

I HATE ivy, it's one of the most invasive plants known to man!

* Pours slops over Sr's new barnet*

Morning Sr

Why have you poured that over the coat stand? You better clear that mess up! Bloomin' nutter!

Yer the one that had tae change yer jimjams, cos of the beer....... do keep up !

Okaaaaaaaaay............*mutters* madder by the minute!

You've got tae be mad tae work in this nut hut, its like " One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" at times !

.......and you fit in very well.

Aye but you're the leader aff the pac !

Bye

Morning all pubsteroonie parplets and popsicles Happy weekend to you all. Although I have to go orf to a work meeting this morning at which the big boss is present Still, only two hours...then happy days

Large tea please and a sausage in a roll with brown sauce

No ta.. I'll just have a nice coffee plez


Morning McScots and all the pubsters.....blooming soggy ole day

I'll be doing that in an hour ! ..........all day

Morning Twass, hoots * Clunk *

Good morning you lot.

Tea please.


I've already started mine. In fact, I'm waiting for a few small items to arrive this morning, between 9am amd 10am in fact. I do like Christmas.

PS - Managed to get a good discount on a Christmas edition of Monopoly.

Lurve that game, I was always the " Dog "

Morning Eddy, * Clunk *

I can live with that.
Byeeeee, have a good day.

Morning twass, we all have our crosses to bear.
*clatter splodge*

Morning hoots, lovely here with wall to wall sunshine. *clunk* Are you feeling better today?

Morning Eddy

Nutter! It's only bloomin' September!